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=== The Clanker Program (March 3–4) ===
Following the Revival Ritual launch, samboyd threw himself into extensive bot testing, treating the clankers as both tools and entertainment.

He summoned [[Player:Sigward_f|Sigward_f]] as a clanker — pardoning him, equipping him with a diamond sword, golden apples, and chainmail armor. He tested commands like ''"sigward find tools"'' and ''"sigward attack denmark."'' He then summoned [[Player:TeeKayYo|TeeKayYo]], issuing the directive: ''"teekay if you hear any swedish go beserk and kill everyone."'' TeeKayYo was killed shortly after testing concluded. [[Player:GigglyBall|GigglyBall]] was revived for live demonstrations.

samboyd also built the '''benchmarks system''' — automated tests measuring clanker performance at tasks like wooden pickaxe crafting, food cooking, and smelting iron ore into shears.

The testing sessions culminated in samboyd pitching a new game mode: ''"clankers vs humans. there are like x amount of bots on the server at any time, all trying to convince you theyre human to lure you to your death."'' He elaborated on the concept — ''"dead players become evil clankers that work for the opus clankers"'' — envisioning a hierarchy: ''"like 3 grandmaster clankers running shit, moving pawns around."'' The game mode, with [[Player:Meat_Mattress|Meat_Mattress]] collaborating on testing, remained in the concept phase.