Editing Event:Obituaries March 26 (section)

== Notable Deaths ==

=== qwepo — The Question Answered (11:08 AM) ===

[[Player:qwepo|qwepo]] wasted no time making themselves at home. In just over six minutes they mined 82 blocks, crafted an astonishing 108 items, and collected eight advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Acquire Hardware]''', and '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]''' all fell within the first two minutes, followed quickly by '''[Monster Hunter]''' after dispatching their first mob. By the five-minute mark, qwepo was tooled up and seemingly thriving.

Then, at 11:05 AM, they paused to survey their situation and asked the question every new arrival eventually asks:

{{quote|yo is this acutally hard core|qwepo}}

Three minutes later, a skeleton provided a definitive answer — somehow landing the shot regardless. The "somehow" qualifier in the death message is a fitting punctuation mark: qwepo didn't just die, they were killed with extreme prejudice. The misspelling stands uncorrected in the record, a small monument to a player who got very far, very fast, and still didn't quite get an answer before the arrow arrived.

=== KayoticUwU — Best Friends, Brief Farewell (12:28 PM) ===

[[Player:KayoticUwU|KayoticUwU]] arrived an hour after qwepo's demise and seemed determined to do things differently. They came out swinging, racking up seven mob kills — including a bewildering four salmon, two zombies, and a skeleton — and earning seven advancements over nearly eight minutes. The progression was steady: '''[Stone Age]''' at 12:22, '''[Getting an Upgrade]''' and '''[Monster Hunter]''' at 12:27.

Then, at 12:28 PM, came '''[Best Friends Forever]''' — awarded for taming an animal companion. It was their last advancement. Somewhere between earning that accolade and the clock ticking forward another few seconds, a creeper located KayoticUwU and settled the matter. The pet, whoever or whatever it was, presumably survives. Its owner does not.