Editing Event:Obituaries March 27 (section)

== Notable Deaths ==

=== DrSpek — One Minute Wonder (12:48 PM) ===

DrSpek arrived, mined '''4 blocks''', earned the '''[Adventure]''' advancement, and was gone — all within '''1 minute and 4 seconds'''. The official cause of death reads "was shot by a Skeleton ''somehow'' using Bow," the word ''somehow'' doing a lot of heavy lifting there. No mobs killed, no items crafted, no second chances. It is difficult to say whether DrSpek even had time to orient themselves before the arrow arrived. A clean, uncomplicated end to what was almost certainly a first day on the server.

=== lionclad_ — Short Session, Long Legacy (3:41 PM) ===

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[[Player:lionclad_|lionclad_]] logged in at 3:38 PM and was dead by 3:41 PM — a final session lasting just '''2 minutes and 50 seconds''', a stark ending to a career spanning '''12 hours and 9 minutes''' of total playtime and '''26 advancements'''. Their lifetime kill record — '''65 mobs''' with pigs, sheep, and cows all suffering disproportionately — and their achievement log told the story of a player who had seen nearly everything: '''[The City at the End of the Game]''', '''[Those Were the Days]''', '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''', '''[Suit Up]'''. They had been through the Nether, the End, and back.

This was lionclad_'s seventh death. The previous six had come at the hands of skeletons (three times), a fellow player, and a zombie. The witch is a new entry on that list, and apparently an efficient one — lionclad_ did not have time to find out what went wrong before the magic landed.

=== betternow — Diamonds, Onions, and One Zombie (6:58 PM) ===

[[Player:betternow|betternow]] had a genuinely productive March 27. By '''9:07 AM''' they had earned '''[Diamonds!]'''. By '''1:50 PM''', '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' was in the log. At '''5:01 PM''', '''[Who Is Cutting Onions?]''' rounded out a remarkable afternoon. Across nine sessions totaling nearly '''4 hours''', they mined '''3,228 blocks''', crafted '''940 items''', and put down '''25 mobs''' — including 15 zombies, which makes the cause of death something of an irony.

Ten minutes before the fatal encounter, [[Player:Elliotay212|Elliotay212]] had asked:

{{quote|when was this server made/|Elliotay212}}

betternow did not survive to hear the answer. A zombie caught them at 6:58 PM and that was that. Curiously, betternow does not appear anywhere in the server's ban records — whether a logging gap, a system oddity, or something else entirely, the record is silent on the matter.