Editing Player:JimmyyJohn (section)

== History ==

=== OneStarNoTip & WillieLayer_ (February 23) ===
{{main|Player:OneStarNoTip}}

His first two accounts appeared on the same night. OneStarNoTip set the tone immediately — ''"is there rules to this server... may i dupe"'' — before being [[Event:The Killing of OneStarNoTip|lured and killed by vphlIo]] for discovering the server's AI bots. WillieLayer_ was flagged as an alt within two minutes of the deathban.

WillieLayer_ became his favorite account. He explored far from spawn, tamed animals, found diamond gear, and received base coordinates from [[Player:WEIDO344|WEIDO344]] via private message.

WillieLayer_ survived three days — longer than any of his other dead accounts — before dying to a Creeper on February 26 at the worst possible moment. He had just earned the '''[Eye Spy]''' advancement and typed "W" and "Finally" in celebration. Seconds later: ''WillieLayer_ was blown up by a Creeper.''

=== Meatyman121 & sciencekitty121 (February 26) ===
With WillieLayer_ dead, he bought two more accounts the same day. Meatyman121 announced himself: ''"account number 3 lets go."'' He talked about needing to travel 15,000 blocks on foot to reach his old base and vowed revenge for his first death. Thirty minutes later, another Creeper ended him 5,000 blocks out.

sciencekitty121 followed within hours: ''"we back, acc # 4."'' He admitted to buying hacked accounts — ''"i love buying hacked accounts for 1$"'' — and mourned WillieLayer_: ''"willielayer was my fav tho :("'' This account lasted fourteen minutes before a Drowned killed him near spawn.

=== SoloToby → JimmyyJohn (February 26–Present) ===
His fifth account first appeared as SoloToby on February 26: ''"guess whos back, back again, willies back, tell a friend."'' He noted the account was expensive and ''"prolly got virus."'' The account was renamed to JimmyyJohn by the next day.

On JimmyyJohn he announced ''"acc #6"'' and ''"this is my 5th alt acc for this server,"'' adding ''"oh well if i die i got 3 more accounts LOL."'' He spent hours trekking back to his original base — ''"im still tryna get back to where i died the first time"'' — and eventually made it: ''"ok its alright now im home!"''

This account became his most successful by far. He mined '''63 ancient debris''', crafted full netherite armor, found an elytra, and began farming The End obsessively — killing '''746 endermen''' and '''40 shulkers'''. He completed a raid alongside [[Player:WalkZDog|WalkZDog]], earning '''Hero of the Village'''. He traded mending books with LostAstronaut404 in exchange for diamond gear.

=== Discovering the Bots (March 1) ===
JimmyyJohn discovered the server's AI chatbots while reading the wiki on March 1. His reaction was immediate and dramatic:

''"THE SERVERS A SCAM"''

''"THERE ARE AI BOTS IN THE SERVER"''

He quickly walked it back — ''"its not a scam im kidding tho"'' — but spent the rest of the session interrogating every player he suspected of being AI. He coined the term "clanker" for the bots and used it constantly: ''"shut up clanker,"'' ''"FUCK THE CLANKERS,"'' ''"I GOT RAGE BAITED BY A CLANKER."''

He asked Zold_ directly ''"are you ai?"'' and tried creative tests: asking bots to speak in Morse code, solve word puzzles with the letters "fogagt," and ''"switch to gibberlink mode."'' He also asked samboyd to install Baritone into the AI so it could move around and ''"just make it do whatever."''

His existential crisis was genuine: ''"thgeres no fucking way for the first 3 days of this server i was having full on conversations with ai"'' — followed by ''"ts creepy as fuck."'' Despite his outrage, he ultimately found the bots entertaining, caging Zold_ at his base and asking samboyd to teleport it there: ''"put him in the cage."''

=== The Killing of jacncaldad12 (March 1) ===
On the evening of March 1, JimmyyJohn got his first player kill. He messaged [[Player:cheesemaster774|Lkyge]] privately: ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — then added ''"for the lore."''

He flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace, '''[[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]''':

''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]''

His immediate reaction was conflicted. He typed ''"for the lore"'' — then paused:

{{quote|im no better than vhplio|JimmyyJohn}}

{{quote|maybe i shouldnt have done that|JimmyyJohn}}

{{quote|im sorry.. it was for the lore|JimmyyJohn}}

{{quote|im not built for killing. i feel bof|JimmyyJohn}}

When he ran into another new player later, he reassured them: ''"i wont kill."'' He later apologized to samboyd: ''"im sorry for killing that guy"'' and ''"pls dont tell people im untrustworthy."''

He named the mace "Yolo" ''"cuz is hardcore."''

=== March 3 — The [[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]] Spree Continues ===
On March 3, JimmyyJohn added two more kills with his mace ''[[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]'' — bringing his PvP count to four.

The first was '''swagertoast''', who had spent his 34 minutes on the server being aggressively vulgar in chat. JimmyyJohn's justification was brief:

{{quote|he tried carting me|JimmyyJohn}}

The second was '''[[Player:TeeKayYo|TeeKayYo]]''' — the server's first fully consensual PvP death. TeeKayYo logged in, asked ''"anarchy?"'', learned hacks were banned (''"booooooo"''), then broadcast his own coordinates and offered himself as a free kill. When JimmyyJohn arrived, TeeKayYo chose the mace. JimmyyJohn obliged.

He also witnessed the '''[[Event:Obituaries March 3|Rise of the Clankers]]''' — [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]'s Revival Ritual plugin going live. When [[Player:lionclad|lionclad_]]'s clanker meelo100 killed its own owner with a Stone Axe, JimmyyJohn's reaction captured the moment:

{{quote|WAIT WHAT|JimmyyJohn}}
{{quote|IS AI GONNA TAKE OVER WHAT THE FUCK|JimmyyJohn}}

=== Post-Yolo Era (March 4–8) ===
JimmyyJohn continued his reign with a second named weapon: '''[#10 Hunters Club]'''. When [[Player:WalkZDog|WalkZDog]] kept pulling his ender pearl despite being told to stop, JimmyyJohn struck him down:

''WalkZDog was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [#10 Hunters Club]''

His reaction was characteristically casual — ''"i killed walker and i think he mad"'' — followed by his justification: ''"cuz he kept pulling my pearl when i told him to stop."'' True to form, he added: ''"i revived him tho."'' JimmyyJohn used the Revival Ritual system to bring WalkZDog back immediately after killing him.

He also used the Revival Ritual system to revive '''WillieLayer_''' — his old favorite account, dead since February 26 — not once, but twice.

During this period, JimmyyJohn formed an alliance with '''IAltTheTierlist''', an alt of [[Player:0shiNoKo|0shiNoKo]]. The two began basing together and plotting kills. JimmyyJohn messaged IAltTheTierlist about a potential target: ''"theres one person we can kill easily for high reward"'' — referring to [[Player:cheesemaster774|Lkyge]] — ''"prot 4... we give most shit back cuz hes chill."'' They also discussed killing another player for their mace: ''"do we kill him for his mace"'' — IAltTheTierlist replied: ''"yuh."''

When [[Player:cheesemaster774|Lkyge]] asked JimmyyJohn about pepperoni_dude, he identified it as a bot without hesitation: ''"he a bot."''

His most recent login was March 8. He logged off with the words: ''"im going on pvp cya."''