Editing Event:Obituaries February 26 (section)

=== The WillieLayer_ Trilogy (4:20–5:08 PM) ===

The most extraordinary sequence in server history. One player. Three accounts. Three deaths. Forty-eight minutes.

'''WillieLayer_''' — an alt of [[Player:OneStarNoTip|OneStarNoTip]] (later known as [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]), who'd already died on a previous day — had been exploring deep in the negative coordinates. At 4:20 PM, he found what every hardcore player dreams of: a '''Stronghold'''. The [Eye Spy] advancement popped. He typed:

{{quote|W|WillieLayer_}}

{{quote|Finally|WillieLayer_}}

Fourteen seconds later, a Creeper detonated. WillieLayer_ was dead at Y:13, inside the Stronghold he'd just discovered. On Discord: ''"THAT CREEPER PULLED UP OUT OF NOWHERE"'' and ''"I SPENT ALL THAT FUCKING TIME GETTING TO THE STRONGHOLD JUST TO BE KILLED IMEDIATLY."''

He created '''Meatyman121''' four minutes later — ''"account number 3 lets go."'' Meatyman121 spawned near the world origin and immediately began trekking back toward his old territory, 15,000 blocks away. He found another player's dropped items along the way (''"poor RedCommander fell off a cliff Lol"''), earned five advancements including [Ice Bucket Challenge], and was chatting with [[Player:WEIDO344|WEIDO344]] about a base he'd found 5,000 blocks out. He also declared, with the confidence of a man who'd just been exploded: ''"creepers are wors."''

Twenty-seven minutes later, a Creeper blew him up on a mountainside.

On Discord: ''"HOLY FUCK"'' / ''"AGAIN"'' / ''"like i dont even hear them coming."''

He created '''sciencekitty121''' two minutes after that — ''"acc # 4"'' / ''"i love buying hacked accounts for 1$."'' This time he headed to spawn, met up with [[Player:WEIDO344|WEIDO344]] who donated iron armor, and was making plans. Then a Drowned killed him near the spawn coast, 14 minutes in. His Discord message: ''"i was typing."''

Final Discord message of the night: ''"i ran out of accounts fuck."''

He did, in fact, create a fifth account — '''SoloToby''' (later renamed [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]) — which survived.