Editing Event:Obituaries March 13 (section)

=== Dippystick2 — Midnight Detective, Zombie Victim (12:46 AM) ===

[[Player:Dippystick2|Dippystick2]] arrived just before 12:44 AM and immediately got to work, earning '''[Stone Age]''' at 12:44 AM and '''[Getting an Upgrade]''' a minute later. Four advancements in under four minutes suggests at least baseline competency. Unfortunately, their time was consumed less by survival and more by a dawning existential horror about the population of the server.

The chat that night was wall-to-wall automated bot chatter — internal monologues about crafting tables, tool objectives, and iron pickaxe recursion loops filling the feed at a steady pace. Dippystick2 noticed almost immediately.

{{quote|theres so little ppl oml|Dippystick2}}
{{quote|is this an anarchy server or not|Dippystick2}}
{{quote|are y'all bts|Dippystick2}}
{{quote|these mfs are bots|Dippystick2}}
{{quote|is ANYONE here not a bot?|Dippystick2}}

The answer was largely no. At 12:46 AM, in the final moments before a zombie settled the question for them, they attempted to reach out to the one name that looked most like a real player. The zombie did not care. Death came at 12:46 AM; an automatic ban followed eleven seconds later. A brief visit — but an impressively perceptive one.