Editing Event:Obituaries March 14 (section)

=== Lord_TnT12 — Monster Hunter, Meet Creeper (7:03 PM) ===

[[Player:Lord_TnT12|Lord_TnT12]] made the most of his 19 minutes on the server, tallying 11 mob kills and earning six advancements along the way. The crown jewel came at 7:01 PM: '''[Monster Hunter]''', awarded just two minutes before a creeper provided its own critique of his performance. He'd put down four zombies, two chickens, two cows, a skeleton, and a pig — a respectable early-game haul — before the world returned the favor.

At the exact moment he was earning that advancement, [[Player:myDogisAGod|myDogisAGod]] put a question to the server:

{{quote|say 1 if ur not a bot|myDogisAGod}}

Lord_TnT12 never answered. Whether that says more about the creeper's timing or the broader state of the server population that evening is left as an exercise for the reader. He was banned at 7:04 PM.