Editing Event:Obituaries March 18 (section)

=== capslock22 — Gone Before the Tutorial Ended (8:25 PM) ===

One minute and thirty-six seconds. That is the complete story of [[Player:capslock22|capslock22]] on Xandaris. Arriving at 8:24 PM with apparent intentions to see the server from a great height, capslock22 mined zero blocks, killed zero mobs, and earned zero advancements before gravity made the final call. The fall from a high place that ended the run also triggered a permanent ban seconds later, ensuring that the brevity of the visit becomes a permanent fixture in the record books. No advancements. No progress. No return.