Editing Event:Obituaries March 3 (section)

=== swagertoast — [[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]] Kill #3 (7:20 PM) ===

swagertoast logged in and immediately began testing the server's tolerance. Over thirty-four minutes he earned '''11 advancements''', killed 34 mobs — fifteen sheep, seven cod, six pigs, two Iron Golems — and spent most of his chat messages pushing boundaries that had nothing to do with Minecraft.

[[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]], who had been patrolling with his mace since March 1, made the call.

{{quote|he tried carting me|JimmyyJohn}}

The mace ''[[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]'' found its third victim. JimmyyJohn's PvP kill count climbed to three — all with the same weapon, all against players who had been on the server less than an hour.