Editing Event:Obituaries March 5 (section)

=== Marifairy — The End Giveth, the End Taketh Away (10:06 PM) ===

In just under eight hours of play, [[Player:Marifairy|Marifairy]] assembled what is arguably the most complete single-session résumé of the week: '''35 advancements''', '''499 villager trades''', '''249 mob kills''', '''14 diamonds''' collected, and over 7,600 blocks mined. She blazed through the Nether — earning '''[A Terrible Fortress]''', '''[Into Fire]''', '''[Those Were the Days]''', and '''[Local Brewery]''' in rapid succession — before locating the stronghold, activating the portal, and stepping into the End. Within the hour she had '''[The City at the End of the Game]''' and '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' to her name. An Enderman collected her at 10:06 PM.

Earlier in the evening, a new player named OliverDTLA had wandered in asking whether the End had been touched. Marifairy's recruitment pitch was admirably concise:

{{quote|hardcore|Marifairy}}

And in what can only be read as prophecy:

{{quote|they die|Marifairy}}

[[Player:MShaLig|MShaLig]] filed the post-mortem lesson for anyone else planning an End visit:

{{quote|:( remind me to bring pumpkin when go to the end, those enderman suck|MShaLig}}

[[Player:Lkgye|Lkgye]] offered a revival if Marifairy knew where she'd died. The ban had already landed five seconds prior.