Editing Event:Obituaries March 22 (section)

=== Rohiov — Eleven Hours, One Zombie (8:32 PM) ===

There is no graceful way to summarize what happened to [[Player:Rohiov|Rohiov]]. In '''11 hours and 39 minutes''' of continuous play, they killed '''341 mobs''' — '''128 of them Pillagers''' — mined '''8,708 blocks''', crafted '''6,327 items''', completed '''71 villager trades''', found '''6 diamonds''', and earned '''16 advancements'''. The list includes '''[Voluntary Exile]''' (killing a raid captain), '''[Diamonds!]''', '''[You've Got a Friend in Me]''', '''[Best Friends Forever]''', and '''[What a Deal!]'''. By any measure, this was a full and productive life.

At 8:32 PM — the exact minute of their death — Rohiov earned '''[Surge Protector]''', the advancement for surviving a lightning strike while wearing armor. They had outlasted a thunderbolt. The zombies were less courteous.

It ended with the death message: ''was slain by a bunch of Zombie's.'' After 128 pillager kills, a tamed companion, a diamond haul, and a full raid-captain bounty, one shambling undead mob did what the entire Pillager Corps could not. The server's longest session of the day closed without ceremony.