Editing Event:Obituaries March 24 (section)

=== MINU323 — Diamond Dreams, Skeleton Reality (4:18 AM) ===

[[Player:MINU323|MINU323]]'s first message upon joining was a question that set the tone perfectly:

{{quote|ｗｈｙ ａｍ ｉ ｉｎ ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ？？|MINU323}}

Whatever the answer, they adapted quickly — perhaps too quickly. Within four minutes of their second session beginning, MINU323 had earned '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Diamonds!]''', and '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' in rapid succession. Four advancements, four minutes, diamonds in hand. Impressive. Unfortunately, their six total mob kills — three sheep, two chickens, one tropical fish — suggest the diamonds never made it into armor. A skeleton found them at 4:18 AM, '''18 min 39 sec''' into a run that had started with such efficient promise. They earned the diamonds. They just didn't live to wear them.