Editing Event:Obituaries March 26 (section)

=== KayoticUwU — Best Friends, Brief Farewell (12:28 PM) ===

[[Player:KayoticUwU|KayoticUwU]] arrived an hour after qwepo's demise and seemed determined to do things differently. They came out swinging, racking up seven mob kills — including a bewildering four salmon, two zombies, and a skeleton — and earning seven advancements over nearly eight minutes. The progression was steady: '''[Stone Age]''' at 12:22, '''[Getting an Upgrade]''' and '''[Monster Hunter]''' at 12:27.

Then, at 12:28 PM, came '''[Best Friends Forever]''' — awarded for taming an animal companion. It was their last advancement. Somewhere between earning that accolade and the clock ticking forward another few seconds, a creeper located KayoticUwU and settled the matter. The pet, whoever or whatever it was, presumably survives. Its owner does not.