Editing Event:Obituaries March 5 (section)

=== EVIL_NEXUS — Back for Exactly 26 Seconds (10:03 PM) ===

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Moments before 10:03 PM, [[Player:EVIL_NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]] returned to the server — apparently with [[Player:Lkgye|Lkgye]]'s assistance — and logged their comeback with appropriate uncertainty:

{{quote|thanks lkyge... im back?|EVIL_NEXUS}}

The question mark was warranted. Twenty-six seconds later, EVIL_NEXUS was dead, squished to death. The smoking gun: they had earned '''[The End?]''' at 10:02 PM, one minute before dying, suggesting an ambitious and poorly-timed encounter in the stronghold. [[Player:MShaLig|MShaLig]] had one question about the whole arrangement:

{{quote|you could revive people?|MShaLig}}

[[Player:Lkgye|Lkgye]]'s response said everything:

{{quote|wait sam wtf|Lkgye}}

Across roughly 9 minutes of total playtime, EVIL_NEXUS managed 7 advancements — including '''[Diamonds!]''' and '''[The End?]''' — before their second life expired faster than most players' first trip to a crafting table.