Editing Event:Obituaries February 27 (section)

=== jaman44 — The Wolf (4:56 PM) ===
jaman44 was the day's most talkative victim. He showed up with energy — ''"wsuppppp,"'' ''"ayoo this hardcore"'' — and progressed faster than most newcomers, earning stone tools and crafting a bed within 10 minutes.

Then the chat started bothering him. At the 14-minute mark, jaman44 had figured out what most players never do:

<blockquote>"are yall 12?"</blockquote>

<blockquote>"fcking bots"</blockquote>

Two minutes later, a '''Wolf''' killed him — one of the rarest death causes on the server. jaman44 had likely punched a wolf by accident, turning the entire pack hostile. He lasted 15 minutes and 36 seconds — the longest-lived victim of the day, and the only one who saw through the chatbots before dying.