Editing Event:Obituaries March 13 (section)

=== UltraCheater_23 — Seven Advancements and an Iron Golem (5:59 PM) ===

[[Player:UltraCheater_23|UltraCheater_23]] arrived at 5:35 PM with the energy of someone who had been waiting all day.

{{quote|YOO|UltraCheater_23}}
{{quote|ANYONE WEANA TEAM|UltraCheater_23}}

No one teamed. Undeterred, they made the most of the evening alone: within minutes they had earned '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Acquire Hardware]''', and '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]''' — four advancements in roughly three minutes of focused progression. By the end of their 23-minute run they had accumulated '''seven advancements''', the highest single-session total on March 13. They also killed two pigs, a cow, and — somewhat inexplicably — an iron golem, suggesting a brief and ill-advised confrontation with a nearby village's guardian.

At 5:41 PM they tried once more:

{{quote|ANYONE WEANA TEAM|UltraCheater_23}}

Still nothing. At 5:57 PM, presumably while surveying the ruins of whatever village had just lost its golem, they asked:

{{quote|can bedrock play onm this serverZ?\|UltraCheater_23}}

This question was not answered. Two minutes later they were burnt to a crisp. UltraCheater_23 was not banned — a fact worth noting given the name. Whether that's a testament to legitimate play or simply an unremarkable death record, the seven advancements speak for themselves.