Editing Event:Obituaries March 17 (section)

=== AslamTJ — 16 Seconds (4:42 PM) ===

[[Player:AslamTJ|AslamTJ]] holds the day's — and likely the week's — record for the fastest exit, clocking in at just **16 seconds**. One '''[Adventure]''' advancement, zero blocks mined, zero items crafted, zero mob kills. An Enderman ended the run before AslamTJ could meaningfully interact with the world, suggesting an accidental glance in the wrong direction almost immediately upon spawning.

The afternoon had been quiet, with [[Player:MauiPanther|MauiPanther]] expressing some frustration at the silence roughly half an hour before AslamTJ's arrival:

{{quote|is everyone mute bro|MauiPanther}}

[[Player:KetchupGamerH|KetchupGamerH]] checked in a few minutes later:

{{quote|anybody there|KetchupGamerH}}

AslamTJ arrived and departed before either of them got an answer worth celebrating.