Editing Event:Obituaries March 22 (section)

=== incirthecat — The Diamond Question (12:32 AM) ===

[[Player:incirthecat|incirthecat]] logged in at 12:30 AM and wasted no time establishing the stakes:

{{quote|guys find me help ill dieee|incirthecat}}

{{quote|zold_ are u there??|incirthecat}}

No rescue materialized. Ninety seconds later, conditions had deteriorated:

{{quote|omg halff plssss|incirthecat}}

And then, in the session's most memorable dispatch, delivered at 12:32 AM — approximately nine seconds before death:

{{quote|i have dia set|incirthecat}}

A skeleton arrow resolved the matter at 12:32 AM. Total playtime: '''2 minutes and 24 seconds'''. Advancements earned: '''1''' ('''[Adventure]'''). Diamonds recorded: '''0'''. Items crafted: '''0'''. Blocks mined: '''5'''.

The diamond set, if it existed, went with them. If it did not exist, the performance was impeccable.