Editing Event:Obituaries March 27 (section)

=== betternow — Diamonds, Onions, and One Zombie (6:58 PM) ===

[[Player:betternow|betternow]] had a genuinely productive March 27. By '''9:07 AM''' they had earned '''[Diamonds!]'''. By '''1:50 PM''', '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' was in the log. At '''5:01 PM''', '''[Who Is Cutting Onions?]''' rounded out a remarkable afternoon. Across nine sessions totaling nearly '''4 hours''', they mined '''3,228 blocks''', crafted '''940 items''', and put down '''25 mobs''' — including 15 zombies, which makes the cause of death something of an irony.

Ten minutes before the fatal encounter, [[Player:Elliotay212|Elliotay212]] had asked:

{{quote|when was this server made/|Elliotay212}}

betternow did not survive to hear the answer. A zombie caught them at 6:58 PM and that was that. Curiously, betternow does not appear anywhere in the server's ban records — whether a logging gap, a system oddity, or something else entirely, the record is silent on the matter.