Editing Event:Obituaries March 13 (section)

=== Basalt — myDogisAGod's Double Tap (6:50–6:51 PM) ===

The day's only PvP action arrived at 6:50 PM, when [[Player:myDogisAGod|myDogisAGod]] cut down [[Player:Basalt|Basalt]] with a stone sword. Standard enough on its own — but when Basalt respawned and returned, myDogisAGod killed them again at 6:51 PM, completing a double elimination inside of 90 seconds.

{{quote|RIP|myDogisAGod}}
{{quote|how did he get unbanned|myDogisAGod}}
{{quote|better|myDogisAGod}}
{{quote|watch him rejoin|myDogisAGod}}

The question about unbanning is interesting context — it suggests myDogisAGod considered this target someone who had been or should have been banned, and was genuinely surprised to find them back. The confident "better" after the second kill has the energy of someone finishing a job. The prediction of a third rejoin did not materialize in the death log. By 6:56 PM, myDogisAGod had moved on to other concerns, broadcasting a general invitation to spawn. The evening concluded without further incident.

{{quote|say im not a bot|myDogisAGod}}

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