Editing Event:Obituaries March 15 (section)

=== Ixzvth — The Alliance That Couldn't Save Anyone (8:56 AM) ===

[[Player:Ixzvth|Ixzvth]] logged on at 8:47 AM with no armor and opened with the obvious question:

{{quote|anyone want to team|Ixzvth}}

[[Player:SharpSpade|SharpSpade]], already in diamond armor, was willing to negotiate but not commit. The exchange that followed had the energy of a job interview neither party was especially enthusiastic about:

{{quote|what armor do you have?|SharpSpade}}
{{quote|none rn|Ixzvth}}
{{quote|just got in|Ixzvth}}
{{quote|i'll think about it|SharpSpade}}
{{quote|you good at pvp?|SharpSpade}}
{{quote|ig|Ixzvth}}
{{quote|i'll ally but not team|SharpSpade}}
{{quote|fine with you?|SharpSpade}}
{{quote|hol up what armor do you have|Ixzvth}}
{{quote|diamond|SharpSpade}}
{{quote|you got a base|Ixzvth}}
{{quote|nah|SharpSpade}}

The alliance never materialized into anything useful. Ixzvth was shot by a Skeleton at 8:56 AM — '''8 minutes and 58 seconds''' into the run — still armorless, still baseless, still nominally allied with a player in full diamond who had nothing to share. Six advancements collected; none of them especially helpful at the end.