Editing Event:Obituaries March 24 (section)

=== Pink_is_amazing — Forty-Two Minutes, Thirteen Advancements (12:13 PM) ===

[[Player:Pink_is_amazing|Pink_is_amazing]] opened their session at approximately 11:31 AM and did not slow down. The first three minutes alone produced '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Acquire Hardware]''', and '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]'''. '''[Diamonds!]''' fell at 11:39 AM. '''[Ice Bucket Challenge]''' at 11:50 AM. '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''' at 11:57 AM. They were through the Nether portal in under half an hour.

At 11:51 AM, mid-sprint, Pink_is_amazing paused for a brief exchange with [[Player:Snowcicle_|Snowcicle_]]:

{{quote|buh|Snowcicle_}}
{{quote|guh|Pink_is_amazing}}
{{quote|duh|Snowcicle_}}
{{quote|dead people am i right|Pink_is_amazing}}
{{quote|yuh|Snowcicle_}}

Reader, she was about to be.

'''[Monster Hunter]''' arrived at 12:10 PM. '''[Sweet Dreams]''' at 12:13 PM — and then, almost simultaneously, a skeleton's arrow. '''549 blocks mined''', '''12 mob kills''', '''13 advancements''' in '''42 min 14 sec'''. Pink_is_amazing accomplished in one session what many players spend multiple runs attempting. The skeleton had no appreciation for the achievement.