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=== Discovering the Bots (March 1) === JimmyyJohn discovered the server's AI chatbots while reading the wiki on March 1. His reaction was immediate and dramatic: ''"THE SERVERS A SCAM"'' ''"THERE ARE AI BOTS IN THE SERVER"'' He quickly walked it back β ''"its not a scam im kidding tho"'' β but spent the rest of the session interrogating every player he suspected of being AI. He coined the term "clanker" for the bots and used it constantly: ''"shut up clanker,"'' ''"FUCK THE CLANKERS,"'' ''"I GOT RAGE BAITED BY A CLANKER."'' He asked Zold_ directly ''"are you ai?"'' and tried creative tests: asking bots to speak in Morse code, solve word puzzles with the letters "fogagt," and ''"switch to gibberlink mode."'' He also asked samboyd to install Baritone into the AI so it could move around and ''"just make it do whatever."'' His existential crisis was genuine: ''"thgeres no fucking way for the first 3 days of this server i was having full on conversations with ai"'' β followed by ''"ts creepy as fuck."'' Despite his outrage, he ultimately found the bots entertaining, caging Zold_ at his base and asking samboyd to teleport it there: ''"put him in the cage."''
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