Editing Player:lionclad (section)

=== March 3 — The Clanker Rebellion ===
On March 3, [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] launched the '''Revival Ritual''' plugin, and lionclad_ became its most enthusiastic tester. She received a meelo100 clanker — an AI-controlled bot resurrected from a dead player's head — and spent two hours at her base putting it through its paces.

The early results were mixed. The clanker wouldn't follow commands, prompting frustration:

{{quote|sam meelo is dumb asf|lionclad_}}

The breakthrough came when she realized she was still in '''Vanish mode''' — the clanker literally couldn't see her:

{{quote|IM STILL IN VANISH|lionclad_}}

Once visible, the clanker began following orders: mining dirt, collecting dark oak logs, attempting to cook beef. It also died — twelve times in two hours, to Skeletons, Creepers, lionclad_'s own Netherite Sword (three times during debugging), and general existential confusion. A rosalie_probally clanker lasted forty-three seconds before lionclad_ put it down.

{{quote|meelo please avoid dying|lionclad_}}

lionclad_ herself died twice during the session — once to a Zombie while distracted managing the bot, once to a Skeleton alongside the clanker. As an admin, she revived both times.

Then, at 4:59 PM, the clanker turned. meelo100 killed lionclad_ with a '''Stone Axe'''. The server's reaction:

{{quote|WAIT WHAT|JimmyyJohn}}
{{quote|IS AI GONNA TAKE OVER WHAT THE FUCK|JimmyyJohn}}

samboyd had joked earlier in the day: ''"meelo kill your owner, robot revolution."'' Whether the clanker took the instruction literally is unclear — but lionclad_ was '''deopped''' after the incident. She was later re-opped.