Editing Event:Obituaries March 5 (section)

=== The Evening Sweep: H4and, ItzKiun_ & JustSkele (6:52–6:55 PM) ===

The three friends arrived together around 6:35 PM and immediately made themselves known. By 6:52 PM, [[Player:ItzKiun_|ItzKiun_]] had killed [[Player:H4and|H4and]] — the only player kill of March 5 — and two seconds after that, ItzKiun_ fell from a high place and died themselves. The killer outlived their victim by exactly two seconds.

[[Player:JustSkele|JustSkele]], who had watched both friends die in rapid succession, expressed their feelings with appropriate economy:

{{quote|no fucking way|JustSkele}}
{{quote|my friends|JustSkele}}

But JustSkele wasn't out yet. They located what appeared to be another player's mob grinder and made use of it — for about three minutes. At 6:55 PM, a fall from a high place claimed the last surviving member of the trio, completing the sweep.

{{quote|the duo gone|MShaLig}}

It was, in fact, all three.