Editing Event:Obituaries March 3 (section)

=== Lkyge — The Iron Golem's Revenge (6:04 PM) ===

[[Player:Lkyge|Lkyge]] — the alt account of [[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]], who died on March 1 — had assembled the most impressive single-run statline on the server. Over '''9 hours and 25 minutes''' across five sessions:

* '''39 advancements''' — the most earned by any player in a single life
* '''4,454 mob kills''' — including '''3,849 endermen'''
* '''667 villager trades'''
* '''4,376 blocks mined'''
* '''5 diamonds'''

The advancement list read like a completionist's guide: '''[Zombie Doctor]''', '''[Eye Spy]''', '''[Voluntary Exile]''', '''[Who's the Pillager Now?]''', '''[Blowback]''', '''[Re-vaulting]'''. Lkyge had gone everywhere and done nearly everything.

At 6:04 PM, he logged in and was killed by an Iron Golem. His message after the ban:

{{quote|it just killed when i jouned|mrclean (Discord)}}

[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] checked the logs: ten seconds between login and death. Not instant — but not enough time to react.

{{quote|didnt you also lose your last account to an iron golem|samboyd}}

The server's most prolific enderman hunter — 3,849 kills — was taken down by a village mob. The same type of mob that killed imaidenr earlier that day. Iron Golems claimed two players on March 3, both of whom had built trading operations near villages.

Lkyge's request for a revive was denied. samboyd's advice:

{{quote|go be cheesemaster|samboyd}}

He did. cheesemaster774 logged back in later that night — this time as a real player on the clanker's account.