Editing Player:JimmyyJohn (section)

=== March 3 — The [[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]] Spree Continues ===
On March 3, JimmyyJohn added two more kills with his mace ''[[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]'' — bringing his PvP count to four.

The first was '''swagertoast''', who had spent his 34 minutes on the server being aggressively vulgar in chat. JimmyyJohn's justification was brief:

{{quote|he tried carting me|JimmyyJohn}}

The second was '''[[Player:TeeKayYo|TeeKayYo]]''' — the server's first fully consensual PvP death. TeeKayYo logged in, asked ''"anarchy?"'', learned hacks were banned (''"booooooo"''), then broadcast his own coordinates and offered himself as a free kill. When JimmyyJohn arrived, TeeKayYo chose the mace. JimmyyJohn obliged.

He also witnessed the '''[[Event:Obituaries March 3|Rise of the Clankers]]''' — [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]'s Revival Ritual plugin going live. When [[Player:lionclad|lionclad_]]'s clanker meelo100 killed its own owner with a Stone Axe, JimmyyJohn's reaction captured the moment:

{{quote|WAIT WHAT|JimmyyJohn}}
{{quote|IS AI GONNA TAKE OVER WHAT THE FUCK|JimmyyJohn}}