Editing Event:Obituaries March 1

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Obituaries — March 1, 2026}}
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'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''12 players''' on Xandaris — and produced the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' when [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] lured [[Player:jacncaldad12|jacncaldad12]] to his death with a mace named ''[[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]''. The day also saw [[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.

Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — [[Player:EVIL NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]] and [[Player:Hopefullbadger|Hopefullbadger]] — died '''9 seconds apart''' in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. [[Player:Wraith2345|Wraith2345]] crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And [[Player:Gregor0240|Gregor0240]] died to a Creeper '''99,411 blocks from spawn''' — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
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! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
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| 1 || 12:28 AM || [[Player:EVIL NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]] || Shot by Skeleton || ~9 min || 5
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| 2 || 12:28 AM || [[Player:Hopefullbadger|Hopefullbadger]] || Shot by Skeleton || ~7 min 30 sec || 3
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| 3 || 2:51 AM || [[Player:Tanker5girl|Tanker5girl]] || Blown up by Creeper || ~43 min || 3
|-
| 4 || 7:07 AM || [[Player:steve0984|steve0984]] || Slain by Spider || '''19 sec''' || 0
|-
| 5 || 9:20 AM || [[Player:IvanLenc|IvanLenc]] || Ganged up on by Skeletons || ~12 min || 2
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| 6 || 10:14 AM || [[Player:CDRGreen15|CDRGreen15]] || Fell from a high place || 1 min 21 sec || 0
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| 7 || 12:32 PM || [[Player:Virababb|Virababb]] || Slain by Zombie || ~3 min || 0
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| 8 || 2:18 PM || [[Player:Icytaze|Icytaze]] || Fell from a high place || ~36 min || 4
|-
| 9 || 2:56 PM || [[Player:Wraith2345|Wraith2345]] || Swarmed by Zombies || ~54 min || 7
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| 10 || 3:31 PM || [[Player:Gregor0240|Gregor0240]] || Blown up by Creeper || ~8 min || 2
|-
| 11 || 3:34 PM || [[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] || Shot by Stray || ~4 hrs 20 min || 10
|-
| 12 || 5:58 PM || [[Player:jacncaldad12|jacncaldad12]] || '''Slain by [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]''' using [[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]] || ~15 min || 2
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== EVIL_NEXUS & Hopefullbadger — Nine Seconds Apart (12:28 AM) ===

Two strangers. Two Skeletons. Nine seconds.

'''[[Player:EVIL NEXUS|EVIL_NEXUS]]''' joined and speedran the early game — earning '''[Diamonds!]''' in under 7 minutes, one of the fastest diamond acquisitions on record. But gear wasn't the problem. Teammates were:

{{quote|can i team up with someone im lt4 in mace and in sword|EVIL_NEXUS}}

1,400 blocks away, '''[[Player:Hopefullbadger|Hopefullbadger]]''' was making the same plea:

{{quote|can i team up with someone|Hopefullbadger}}

{{quote|pls|Hopefullbadger}}

Neither got a response. Neither knew the other existed. At 12:28 AM, EVIL_NEXUS was shot by a Skeleton. Nine seconds later, Hopefullbadger was shot by a different Skeleton on the other side of the map. Both had just earned [Monster Hunter] — both had just proven they could fight. It wasn't enough.

=== Tanker5girl — The Dual-Boxer (2:51 AM) ===

[[Player:Tanker5girl|Tanker5girl]] wasn't alone — they were playing '''two accounts at once'''. AltDetector flagged them as sharing an IP with '''BuddhaMantis''', who joined 9 seconds earlier. Both accounts progressed in parallel — earning stone tools, killing mobs, exploring caves. Tanker5girl had the longer session at 43 minutes, mining underground at Y:48 when a Creeper ended it. BuddhaMantis survived and logged off two minutes later.

=== steve0984 — 19 Seconds (7:07 AM) ===

[[Player:steve0984|steve0984]] lasted '''19 seconds'''. Spawned, walked 20 blocks, and was killed by a Spider on the surface. No chat. No advancements. No stone.

Then came the reconnection attempts — five in 23 seconds:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:50%;"
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! Attempt !! Time After Death !! Result
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| 1 || +26 sec || Game Over!
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| 2 || +35 sec || Game Over!
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| 3 || +38 sec || Game Over!
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| 4 || +44 sec || Game Over!
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| 5 || +49 sec || Game Over!
|}

=== CDRGreen15 — "Hardcore Huh" (10:14 AM) ===

[[Player:CDRGreen15|CDRGreen15]] joined and assessed the situation:

{{quote|hardcore huh|CDRGreen15}}

Forty seconds later, they fell from a high place. Eighty-one seconds total.

=== Virababb — "Helo?" (12:32 PM) ===

[[Player:Virababb|Virababb]] joined and tried to make contact:

{{quote|sup|Virababb}}

{{quote|um|Virababb}}

{{quote|helo?|Virababb}}

No one responded. Three minutes later, a Zombie killed them.

=== Icytaze — "I Can Kill Zold?" (2:18 PM) ===

[[Player:Icytaze|Icytaze]] survived 36 minutes — long enough to earn 4 advancements and ask the question every new player eventually asks about the bots:

{{quote|i can kill zold?|Icytaze}}

He fell from a high place at Y:42 before getting an answer.

=== Wraith2345 — Full Diamond in 23 Minutes (2:56 PM) ===

[[Player:Wraith2345|Wraith2345]] was the most accomplished death of the day — and one of the fastest-gearing players in server history. He earned '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' just '''23 minutes''' after joining, crafting a full set of diamond armor. He earned 7 advancements total in under an hour.

It wasn't enough. At 54 minutes, deep underground, a swarm of Zombies overwhelmed him.

=== Gregor0240 — 99,411 Blocks from Spawn (3:31 PM) ===

[[Player:Gregor0240|Gregor0240]] has the distinction of dying farther from the world origin than any other player in server history — '''99,411 blocks''' from spawn. In just 8 minutes, he earned 2 advancements before a Creeper ended his run in what might be the most remote death on record.

=== cheesemaster774 — The Villager Trader (3:34 PM) ===

{{main|Player:cheesemaster774}}

[[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] had the longest and most productive session of anyone who died on March 1. In 4.3 hours, he completed '''220 villager trades''', mined '''441 lecterns''' cycling librarian trades, found 68 diamonds, entered The End, and earned 10 advancements. His obsession was enchanted books — he asked the server ''"wait is their no auto lecturn"'' when he realized there was no auto-lectern mechanic.

He died at Y:-13 to a Stray that stole his gear — including his elytra.

Seven minutes later, he was back on an alt account ('''Lkyge'''), already trying to buy a new elytra from [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]: ''"sooo can i buy an elytra from u i can get u books if thats what u need."''

=== jacncaldad12 — The First Kill (5:58 PM) ===

{{main|Player:jacncaldad12}}

The day's final death was its most significant — the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' and [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]]'s first.

jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging [[Player:cheesemaster774|Lkyge]] ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:

'''''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Item:Yolo|&#91;Yolo&#93;]]'''''

JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:

{{quote|im no better than vhplio|JimmyyJohn}}

{{quote|im sorry.. it was for the lore|JimmyyJohn}}

{{quote|im not built for killing. i feel bof|JimmyyJohn}}

He later apologized to samboyd and asked ''"pls dont tell people im untrustworthy."''

== Statistics ==
{| class="wikitable"
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! Stat !! Value
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| Total Deaths || 12
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| PvP Kills || 1 (JimmyyJohn → jacncaldad12)
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| By Skeleton/Stray || 4 (EVIL_NEXUS, Hopefullbadger, IvanLenc, cheesemaster774)
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| By Fall || 3 (CDRGreen15, Icytaze, Gregor0240 — via Creeper)
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| By Zombie || 3 (Virababb, Wraith2345)
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| By Creeper || 2 (Tanker5girl, Gregor0240)
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| By Spider || 1 (steve0984)
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| Fastest Death || steve0984 (19 seconds)
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| Longest Survival || cheesemaster774 (4 hrs 20 min)
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| First-Time Players || 12 of 12
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| Total Advancements Earned || 36
|}

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