Editing Player:Dirt1358

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}
{{Infobox Player
| status       = dead
| first_join   = February 17, 2026
| deaths       = 2
| killed_by    = Skeleton (1st), [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] (2nd)
| advancements = 0
| spawn_point  = 2693, 122, 2288
}}
'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. After being pardoned by [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]], he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]].


== The 52-Second Life ==

Dirt1358 joined the server at 23:11 on February 17, spawning at 2693, '''122''', 2288 — a high elevation, likely on a mountain. At '''23:12''', he was shot by a skeleton. Total playtime: 52 seconds.

He earned no advancements. He never spoke in chat. He never opened a chest. He never punched a tree.

He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.

== Pardon and Return ==

[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. Unlike most pardoned players, he actually returned — logging back in and playing for over an hour. He progressed significantly, acquiring a diamond sword and traveling 4 km.

=== Second Death ===
''See: [[Event:Obituaries February 23]]''

Dirt1358 was killed by [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]], ending his second life on the server. His stats show 72 diamond sword uses — he went down fighting.

== Stats ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Play Time || 1.4 hours
|-
| Deaths || 2
|-
| Mob Kills || 0
|-
| Distance Traveled || 4.0 km
|-
| Top Tool || Diamond sword (72 uses)
|-
| Killed By || Skeleton, Player
|}

== Trivia ==

* Spawned at Y:122 — one of the highest spawn elevations on the server — meaning he was likely on an exposed mountain at night.
* His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation).
* Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
* Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.
* US-based player (99.64.x.x).