Editing Player:skogsloparen

{{DISPLAYTITLE:skogsloparen}}
{{Infobox Player
| status          = alive
| status_note     = 2x unbanned
| first_join      = February 16, 2026
| deaths          = 2
| death_causes    = Shot by Skeleton; Suffocated in a wall
| play_time       = 0.8 hours
| mob_kills       = 10
| advancements    = 5
| distance_walked = 1.0 km
| spawn_point     = -1908, 102, 3247
}}
'''skogsloparen''' (Swedish for "the forest runner") is a player on Xandaris who has died twice and been unbanned twice — once to a skeleton after 9 minutes of play, and once to a wall suffocation glitch at spawn after 7 seconds. Despite his remarkable bad luck, he maintains an excellent sense of humor about it.


== First Life ==

skogsloparen joined at 01:09 on February 16, spawning at -1908, 102, 3247. He greeted the server with "hola" and complimented [[Player:Asa_Akiraa|Asa_Akiraa]]'s username. He earned Stone Age and Getting an Upgrade quickly.

At '''01:19''' — just 9 minutes after joining — he was shot by a skeleton.

{{quote|omg he died|[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]}}

{{quote|so he's now banned from the server|samboyd, explaining hardcore to others}}

He tried to reconnect at 08:20 but received the ban message.

== Second Life (7 Seconds) ==

After being '''unbanned via RCON''' at 13:05, skogsloparen returned at 16:07, spawning at [[Location:World Spawn|world spawn]] (16, 70, 0). He immediately disconnected and reconnected — then '''suffocated in a wall at spawn''' after just 7 seconds.

The spawn point had a known glitch where players could get stuck inside blocks. An RCON message was sent:

{{quote|hey can you help skogsloparen, he was stuck in a wall on spawn}}

He was '''unbanned again via RCON''' at 16:11.

== Third Life ==

skogsloparen returned at 16:22. [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] teleported him to safety this time. On his third attempt at life, he delivered the iconic line:

{{quote|death is merely a suggestion when you are me|skogsloparen}}

He earned Monster Hunter and Ice Bucket Challenge, asked if the dragon had been killed yet, found a house, and explored before logging off at 17:07. He has since had brief logins at distant coordinates near [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]]'s territory.

== Stats ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Mob Kills || 10
|-
| Top Blocks Mined || 85 sand, 45 potatoes
|-
| Items Crafted || 88 spruce planks, 84 spruce slabs, 41 baked potatoes
|-
| Potatoes Placed || 113
|-
| Potatoes Picked Up || 187
|}

skogsloparen is, statistically, the server's most dedicated potato farmer.

== Trivia ==

* His username means "the forest runner" in Swedish.
* Has the shortest life on record at 7 seconds (wall suffocation).
* Currently located at extremely distant coordinates near [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]]'s territory.
* Has been unbanned more times (2) than advancements earned in his first life (2).
* The only player to die to a spawn point bug.