Event:Obituaries February 24 - Revision history

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	* [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]		* [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]

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	\| 3 \|\| 9:17 AM \|\| Renje07 \|\| Slain by Zombies (underground) \|\| ~38 min \|\| —		\| 3 \|\| 9:17 AM \|\| Renje07 \|\| Slain by Zombies (underground) \|\| ~38 min \|\| —
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	\| 4 \|\| 11:13 AM \|\| lionclad_ \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| N/A (admin) \|\| —		\| 4 \|\| 11:13 AM \|\| [[Player:lionclad\|lionclad_]] \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| N/A (admin) \|\| —
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	\| 5 \|\| 11:57 AM \|\| Eleihar \|\| Slain by Zombie (Iron Sword) \|\| '''5 min''' \|\| 0		\| 5 \|\| 11:57 AM \|\| Eleihar \|\| Slain by Zombie (Iron Sword) \|\| '''5 min''' \|\| 0
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	=== lionclad_'s Void Drop (11:13 AM) ===		=== lionclad_'s Void Drop (11:13 AM) ===
	lionclad_, a server admin, was helping ~~[[Player:~~rosalie_probally~~\|rosalie_probally]]~~ settle into a base when a teleport went wrong. They fell from a high place and landed at Y:-1 — below the bedrock layer — dying instantly. As an admin, lionclad_ self-revived within seconds using operator commands.		[[Player:lionclad\|lionclad_]], a server admin, was helping rosalie_probally settle into a base when a teleport went wrong. They fell from a high place and landed at Y:-1 — below the bedrock layer — dying instantly. As an admin, lionclad_ self-revived within seconds using operator commands.

	Alysa captured the moment on video, posting from Discord: ''"he just poofed!"'' samboyd's reaction: ''"f"'' followed by ''"lionclad_...."''		Alysa captured the moment on video, posting from Discord: ''"he just poofed!"'' samboyd's reaction: ''"f"'' followed by ''"lionclad_...."''

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	'''February 24, 2026''' saw '''7 player deaths''' on Xandaris — a sharp drop from [[Event:Obituaries February 23\|the previous day's record-setting 17]], but no less brutal for the individuals involved. Zombies ~~replaced Skeletons as~~ the dominant ~~killer~~, ~~responsible for four of the seven deaths. Three~~ newcomers died within minutes of their first login, with [[Player:GAP11\|GAP11]] setting a grim new record: just '''33 seconds''' from login to permanent deathban.		'''February 24, 2026''' saw '''8 player deaths''' on Xandaris — a sharp drop from [[Event:Obituaries February 23\|the previous day's record-setting 17]], but no less brutal for the individuals involved. Zombies and Endermen were the dominant killers, and three newcomers died within minutes of their first login, with [[Player:GAP11\|GAP11]] setting a grim new record: just '''33 seconds''' from login to permanent deathban. The day's final death — BulletBrill_1 — was the server's first intentional suicide, a player who logged on to die because nobody would team with him.

	~~The day's only~~ PvP-free ~~obituary page in recent memory~~ — no murders, just the unforgiving world ~~doing what~~ it ~~does best~~.		Still PvP-free — no murders, just the unforgiving world and one player who'd had enough of it.

	== Death Toll ==		== Death Toll ==
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	\| 7 \|\| 8:05 PM \|\| Graygamer64 \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| '''<2 min''' \|\| 1		\| 7 \|\| 8:05 PM \|\| Graygamer64 \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| '''<2 min''' \|\| 1
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			\| 8 \|\| 8:29 PM \|\| BulletBrill_1 \|\| Slain by Enderman \|\| ~15 min \|\| 1
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	samboyd's reaction — ''"lol... f... i shouldve slept"'' — hinted that a night skip could have prevented the death entirely.		samboyd's reaction — ''"lol... f... i shouldve slept"'' — hinted that a night skip could have prevented the death entirely.

			=== BulletBrill_1 — Death by Loneliness (8:29 PM) ===
			The day's final death was its most tragic — and the server's first intentional suicide.

			BulletBrill_1 had first joined the previous evening, immediately begging for company: ''"can someone help me get stuff,"'' ''"can i team with someone,"'' ''"im not safe by myself."'' [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] came, gave him diamond gear, and left. [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]] was asked for help but ran off. Nobody stayed.

			He returned the next night at 8:14 PM with a plan:

			{{quote\|im bouta jump off a cliff}}

			{{quote\|u want my god apple... i can leave it in a chest for u}}

			He gave away his coordinates and his gear. samboyd tried to talk him down — ''"dont do it man you have so much to live for"'' — while vphlIo, initially taunting from Discord (''"Now die so no one has to hear you yapp anymore"''), logged in and challenged him to a duel instead: ''"you could kill yourself or die like a man... fight me to the death."'' BulletBrill declined: ''"nah."''

			When vphlIo asked why, BulletBrill explained:

			{{quote\|this server is boring... no one wants to team with me or meet up and i want a server where i can be around ppl in a base}}

			At 8:29 PM, BulletBrill typed ''"goodbye."'' samboyd offered one last plea — ''"if you base at spawn someone will join you"'' — and vphlIo, his tone suddenly changed, called out ''"Bullet wait."'' BulletBrill replied ''"wahat"'' — and at that exact second, an Enderman killed him. He never even made it to his cliff.

			samboyd's reactions: ''"not even a cliff"'' ... ''"damn server so dead noobs are killing themselves"'' ... ''"maybe i should bring the clankers back."''

			vphlIo: ''"Well shit... I tried."''

	== Statistics ==		== Statistics ==
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	\| Slain by Zombie \|\| 3		\| Slain by Zombie \|\| 3
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	\| Slain by Enderman \|\| 1		\| Slain by Enderman \|\| 2
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	\| Blown up by Creeper \|\| 1		\| Blown up by Creeper \|\| 1
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	=== Other Numbers ===		=== Other Numbers ===
	* '''Total deaths:''' 7 (6 permanent, 1 admin self-revive)		* '''Total deaths:''' 8 (6 permanent, 1 admin self-revive, 1 intentional)
	* '''Pardons issued:''' 1 ([[Player:GAP11\|GAP11]], by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]])		* '''Pardons issued:''' 1 ([[Player:GAP11\|GAP11]], by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]])
	* '''First-session deaths:''' 4 out of 7 (57%)		* '''First-session deaths:''' 4 out of 8 (50%)
	* '''Fastest death:''' [[Player:GAP11\|GAP11]] (33 seconds)		* '''Fastest death:''' [[Player:GAP11\|GAP11]] (33 seconds)
	* '''Zombies as cause of death:''' 3 regular + 1 Iron Sword–wielding = 4 total (57%)		* '''Zombies as cause of death:''' 3 regular + 1 Iron Sword–wielding = 4 total (50%)
	* '''PvP kills:''' 0 — the first murder-free day since the server's bloodiest week began		* '''PvP kills:''' 0 — the first murder-free day since the server's bloodiest week began
			* '''Intentional deaths:''' 1 (BulletBrill_1 — server first)
	* '''samboyd "f" count:''' At least 4		* '''samboyd "f" count:''' At least 4

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Obituaries — February 24, 2026}}
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[[Category:Events]]

'''February 24, 2026''' saw '''7 player deaths''' on Xandaris — a sharp drop from [[Event:Obituaries February 23|the previous day's record-setting 17]], but no less brutal for the individuals involved. Zombies replaced Skeletons as the dominant killer, responsible for four of the seven deaths. Three newcomers died within minutes of their first login, with [[Player:GAP11|GAP11]] setting a grim new record: just '''33 seconds''' from login to permanent deathban.

The day's only PvP-free obituary page in recent memory — no murders, just the unforgiving world doing what it does best.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Mob Kills
|-
| 1 || 4:18 AM || _Thorrr || Slain by Enderman (Nether) || ~1 hr 14 min || —
|-
| 2 || 9:14 AM || LordBuffeltje || Blown up by Creeper || ~34 min || —
|-
| 3 || 9:17 AM || Renje07 || Slain by Zombies (underground) || ~38 min || —
|-
| 4 || 11:13 AM || lionclad_ || Fell from a high place || N/A (admin) || —
|-
| 5 || 11:57 AM || Eleihar || Slain by Zombie (Iron Sword) || '''5 min''' || 0
|-
| 6 || 3:12 PM || [[Player:GAP11|GAP11]] || Slain by Zombie || '''33 sec''' || 0
|-
| 7 || 8:05 PM || Graygamer64 || Shot by Skeleton || '''<2 min''' || 1
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== _Thorrr's Nether Expedition (4:18 AM) ===
_Thorrr logged in after midnight and ventured into the Nether alone — no other players were online. After over an hour of solo exploration, an Enderman ended the run. [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] posted ''"rip thorrr"'' from Discord hours later. _Thorrr had been active the previous evening, earning [Subspace Bubble] and marveling at ''"8 zombies on horses with spears in full gold."'' No pardon was issued.

=== The Morning Double (9:14 – 9:17 AM) ===
Two new players died within three minutes of each other. '''LordBuffeltje''' was blown up by a Creeper on the surface after a 34-minute session — they had earned six advancements across two sessions and were just beginning to establish themselves. '''Renje07''', a chatty newcomer who had asked about server resets and suggested donation ranks, was overwhelmed by a horde of Zombies deep underground at Y:13 after 38 minutes.

samboyd had posted ''"glad you're still alive renje"'' from Discord an hour before the death — an optimism that aged poorly.

=== lionclad_'s Void Drop (11:13 AM) ===
lionclad_, a server admin, was helping [[Player:rosalie_probally|rosalie_probally]] settle into a base when a teleport went wrong. They fell from a high place and landed at Y:-1 — below the bedrock layer — dying instantly. As an admin, lionclad_ self-revived within seconds using operator commands.

Alysa captured the moment on video, posting from Discord: ''"he just poofed!"'' samboyd's reaction: ''"f"'' followed by ''"lionclad_...."''

=== Eleihar — Five Minutes Flat (11:57 AM) ===
Eleihar joined and immediately asked ''"is this real hc?"'' [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]] confirmed: ''"yea."'' Within a minute, Eleihar was at half a heart from Skeleton fire: ''"holy fuck... im at half a heart... why do skeletons do 5 hearts."'' vphlIo offered help — ''"I got you"'' — and Eleihar earned [Stone Age] and [Monster Hunter], but it wasn't enough. A Zombie wielding an Iron Sword cut them down five minutes and fourteen seconds after joining.

vphlIo's immediate response: ''"Well it dont matter now."''

=== GAP11 — 33 Seconds (3:12 PM) ===
GAP11 logged in. vphlIo said ''"Welcome back."'' Thirty-three seconds later, GAP11 was dead — slain by a Zombie that was waiting at their login location. GAP11 frantically tried to rejoin five times, each attempt blocked by the deathban screen.

vphlIo offered a one-word farewell: ''"Goodbye."''

samboyd pardoned GAP11 approximately five hours later.

=== Graygamer64 — One Kill, Then Death (8:05 PM) ===
Graygamer64 spawned in, received welcomes from samboyd and vphlIo, and managed to earn [Monster Hunter] by killing a mob. One second later, a Skeleton shot them dead. Total survival time: under two minutes.

samboyd's reaction — ''"lol... f... i shouldve slept"'' — hinted that a night skip could have prevented the death entirely.

== Statistics ==

=== Deaths by Cause ===
{| class="wikitable" style="width:50%;"
|-
! Cause !! Count
|-
| Slain by Zombie || 3
|-
| Slain by Enderman || 1
|-
| Blown up by Creeper || 1
|-
| Shot by Skeleton || 1
|-
| Fell from a high place || 1
|}

=== Other Numbers ===
* '''Total deaths:''' 7 (6 permanent, 1 admin self-revive)
* '''Pardons issued:''' 1 ([[Player:GAP11|GAP11]], by [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]])
* '''First-session deaths:''' 4 out of 7 (57%)
* '''Fastest death:''' [[Player:GAP11|GAP11]] (33 seconds)
* '''Zombies as cause of death:''' 3 regular + 1 Iron Sword–wielding = 4 total (57%)
* '''PvP kills:''' 0 — the first murder-free day since the server's bloodiest week began
* '''samboyd "f" count:''' At least 4

== See Also ==
* [[Event:Obituaries February 23|Obituaries — February 23, 2026]]
* [[Player:GAP11|GAP11]]
* [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]
* [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]]