Event:Obituaries February 27 - Revision history

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Maintenance script: Add missing WalkZDog1 void death, fix lionclad/Sigward_f links, link Strongmush Betrayal

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	'''February 27, 2026''' saw '''10 player deaths''' on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed five victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu ('''27 seconds'''). [[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]], a returning player who'd been building an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]] just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a '''Wolf''' two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The evening brought three more casualties — including server owner [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] himself dying to a Zombie at his base, the first admin death since [[Player:~~lionclad_~~\|lionclad_]]'s void drop three days prior.		'''February 27, 2026''' saw '''11 player deaths''' on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed five victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu ('''27 seconds'''). [[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]], a returning player who'd been building an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]] just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a '''Wolf''' two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The evening brought three more casualties — including server owner [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] himself dying to a Zombie at his base, the first admin death since [[Player:lionclad\|lionclad_]]'s void drop three days prior.

	No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.		No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.
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	\| 10 \|\| 8:07 PM \|\| NonoSR_Mc \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| '''48 sec''' \|\| 0		\| 10 \|\| 8:07 PM \|\| NonoSR_Mc \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| '''48 sec''' \|\| 0
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			\| 11 \|\| 10:55 PM \|\| [[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog1]] \|\| Fell into the void (The End) \|\| '''5.8 hrs''' \|\| —
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	=== WEIDO344 — 6.5 Hours, Gone in 74 Seconds (6:32 AM) ===		=== WEIDO344 — 6.5 Hours, Gone in 74 Seconds (6:32 AM) ===
	[[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]] wasn't a newcomer. He'd invested '''6.5 hours''' into the server across multiple sessions — accumulating 73 mob kills, traveling 41.9 km (including 24.7 km by boat), and earning a reputation as a reliable player. He'd formed an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]], crafted the server's all-time button record, discovered a mushroom island, and was being proposed for membership in [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]]'s inner circle by [[Player:~~Sigward_f~~\|Sigward_f]], who'd privately asked: ''"can weido join our group?"''		[[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]] wasn't a newcomer. He'd invested '''6.5 hours''' into the server across multiple sessions — accumulating 73 mob kills, traveling 41.9 km (including 24.7 km by boat), and earning a reputation as a reliable player. He'd formed an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]], crafted the server's all-time button record, discovered a mushroom island, and was being proposed for membership in [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]]'s inner circle by [[Player:Sigward f\|Sigward_f]], who'd privately asked: ''"can weido join our group?"''

	None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous logout coordinates and was shot by a Skeleton '''74 seconds later'''. He didn't say a word in-game. Six and a half hours of progress — wiped out in just over a minute.		None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous logout coordinates and was shot by a Skeleton '''74 seconds later'''. He didn't say a word in-game. Six and a half hours of progress — wiped out in just over a minute.
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	As an admin, samboyd simply switched to <code>/gamemode creative</code> three minutes later. No deathban. No drama. Just a quiet ''"F"'' energy from a man who'd spent the last hour telling new players to be careful.		As an admin, samboyd simply switched to <code>/gamemode creative</code> three minutes later. No deathban. No drama. Just a quiet ''"F"'' energy from a man who'd spent the last hour telling new players to be careful.

	Earlier in the evening, samboyd had told WalkZDog1: ''"glad youre still alive walkz we've had quite a few die today. i was going to build spawn highways with vphlIo but he betrayed me."'' — the first in-game reference to whatever had happened between the server's two most powerful players.		Earlier in the evening, samboyd had told [[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog1]]: ''"glad youre still alive walkz we've had quite a few die today. i was going to build spawn highways with vphlIo but he betrayed me."'' — the first in-game reference to [[Event:The Strongmush Betrayal\|whatever had happened between the server's two most powerful players]].

			=== WalkZDog1 — The Void Claim (10:55 PM) ===
			[[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog1]] was no newcomer — he had '''5.8 hours''' of playtime, had explored End Cities, collected a Dragon Head, and killed shulkers. On the evening of February 27, he was exploring The End when he fell into the void. His friend [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] noticed first: ''"walkzdog just fell in void."''

			WalkZDog1 reconnected twenty minutes later, but the pending death was already queued. He died on login and was permanently deathbanned. Within 25 seconds, a backup account — '''WalkZDog''' — logged in to replace him. The fastest account switch on the server.

	== Statistics ==		== Statistics ==
	* '''Total deaths:''' 10		* '''Total deaths:''' 11
	* '''PvP kills:''' 0		* '''PvP kills:''' 0
	* '''Deaths by Skeleton:''' 5 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant, xX4ce0fSpadesXx2)		* '''Deaths by Skeleton:''' 5 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant, xX4ce0fSpadesXx2)
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	* '''Deaths by Wolf:''' 1 (jaman44)		* '''Deaths by Wolf:''' 1 (jaman44)
	* '''Deaths by Fall:''' 1 (NonoSR_Mc)		* '''Deaths by Fall:''' 1 (NonoSR_Mc)
			* '''Fell into the void:''' 1 ([[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog1]])
	* '''Fastest death:''' XenonSamu (27 seconds)		* '''Fastest death:''' XenonSamu (27 seconds)
	* '''Longest-lived victim:''' jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)		* '''Most experienced victim:''' [[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog1]] (5.8 hours)
	* '''Zero-advancement deaths:''' 6 out of 10		* '''Longest-lived new victim:''' jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)
			* '''Zero-advancement deaths:''' 6 out of 11

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Maintenance script: Add 3 missing deaths (VeryWetSoap, xX4ce0fSpadesXx2, NonoSR_Mc)

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Add 3 missing deaths (VeryWetSoap, xX4ce0fSpadesXx2, NonoSR_Mc)

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	'''February 27, 2026''' saw '''7 player deaths''' on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed ~~three~~ victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu ('''27 seconds'''). [[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]], a returning player who'd been building an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]] just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a '''Wolf''' two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The ~~day ended with~~ server owner [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] himself dying to a Zombie at his base — the first admin death since [[Player:lionclad_\|lionclad_]]'s void drop three days prior.		'''February 27, 2026''' saw '''10 player deaths''' on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed five victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu ('''27 seconds'''). [[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]], a returning player who'd been building an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]] just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a '''Wolf''' two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The evening brought three more casualties — including server owner [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] himself dying to a Zombie at his base, the first admin death since [[Player:lionclad_\|lionclad_]]'s void drop three days prior.

	No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.		No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.
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	\| 6 \|\| 5:22 PM \|\| UrCherryPlant \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~2 min \|\| 0		\| 6 \|\| 5:22 PM \|\| UrCherryPlant \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~2 min \|\| 0
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	\| 7 \|\| 7:22 PM \|\| [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] \|\| Slain by Zombie \|\| N/A (admin) \|\| —		\| 7 \|\| 7:12 PM \|\| VeryWetSoap \|\| Slain by Zombie \|\| '''41 sec''' \|\| 0
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			\| 8 \|\| 7:22 PM \|\| [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] \|\| Slain by Zombie \|\| N/A (admin) \|\| —
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			\| 9 \|\| 7:36 PM \|\| xX4ce0fSpadesXx2 \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~9 min \|\| 3
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			\| 10 \|\| 8:07 PM \|\| NonoSR_Mc \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| '''48 sec''' \|\| 0
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	== Statistics ==		== Statistics ==
	* '''Total deaths:''' 7		* '''Total deaths:''' 10
	* '''PvP kills:''' 0		* '''PvP kills:''' 0
	* '''Deaths by Skeleton:''' 4 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant)		* '''Deaths by Skeleton:''' 5 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant, xX4ce0fSpadesXx2)
	* '''Deaths by Zombie:''' 2 (bananasandtoast, samboyd)		* '''Deaths by Zombie:''' 3 (bananasandtoast, samboyd, VeryWetSoap)
	* '''Deaths by Wolf:''' 1 (jaman44)		* '''Deaths by Wolf:''' 1 (jaman44)
			* '''Deaths by Fall:''' 1 (NonoSR_Mc)
	* '''Fastest death:''' XenonSamu (27 seconds)		* '''Fastest death:''' XenonSamu (27 seconds)
	* '''Longest-lived victim:''' jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)		* '''Longest-lived victim:''' jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)
	* '''Zero-advancement deaths:''' 4 out of 7		* '''Zero-advancement deaths:''' 6 out of 10

	[[Category:Obituaries]]		[[Category:Obituaries]]

Maintenance script: Fix WEIDO344 stats: 6.5hrs total playtime, 73 kills, 41.9km traveled

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Fix WEIDO344 stats: 6.5hrs total playtime, 73 kills, 41.9km traveled

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	! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements		! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
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	\| 1 \|\| 6:32 AM \|\| [[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]] \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| '''~~74 sec~~''' \|\| 0		\| 1 \|\| 6:32 AM \|\| [[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]] \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| '''6.5 hrs''' (74 sec final session) \|\| 73 kills
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	\| 2 \|\| 11:45 AM \|\| Alexandru444 \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| '''33 sec''' \|\| 0		\| 2 \|\| 11:45 AM \|\| Alexandru444 \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| '''33 sec''' \|\| 0
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	\| 6 \|\| 5:22 PM \|\| UrCherryPlant \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~2 min \|\| 0		\| 6 \|\| 5:22 PM \|\| UrCherryPlant \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~2 min \|\| 0
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			\| 7 \|\| 7:22 PM \|\| [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] \|\| Slain by Zombie \|\| N/A (admin) \|\| —
	\|}		\|}

	== Notable Deaths ==		== Notable Deaths ==

	=== WEIDO344 — 74 Seconds (6:32 AM) ===		=== WEIDO344 — 6.5 Hours, Gone in 74 Seconds (6:32 AM) ===
	[[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]] wasn't a newcomer. He'd ~~been on~~ the server ~~for days~~ — ~~forming~~ an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]], ~~crafting~~ the server's all-time button record, and being proposed for membership in [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]]'s ~~group~~ by [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]], who'd privately asked: ''"can weido join our group?"''		[[Player:WEIDO344\|WEIDO344]] wasn't a newcomer. He'd invested '''6.5 hours''' into the server across multiple sessions — accumulating 73 mob kills, traveling 41.9 km (including 24.7 km by boat), and earning a reputation as a reliable player. He'd formed an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58\|Al3xx58]], crafted the server's all-time button record, discovered a mushroom island, and was being proposed for membership in [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]]'s inner circle by [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]], who'd privately asked: ''"can weido join our group?"''

	None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous coordinates ~~near the world origin~~ and was shot by a Skeleton '''74 seconds later'''. He didn't say a word in-game.		None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous logout coordinates and was shot by a Skeleton '''74 seconds later'''. He didn't say a word in-game. Six and a half hours of progress — wiped out in just over a minute.

	From Discord, moments after the deathban screen: ''"i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."''		From Discord, moments after the deathban screen: ''"i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."''

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	\| 6 \|\| 5:22 PM \|\| UrCherryPlant \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~2 min \|\| 0		\| 6 \|\| 5:22 PM \|\| UrCherryPlant \|\| Shot by Skeleton \|\| ~2 min \|\| 0
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	~~\| 7 \|\| 7:22 PM \|\| [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] \|\| Slain by Zombie \|\| N/A (admin) \|\| —~~
	\|}		\|}

Maintenance script: Obituaries for February 27 - 7 deaths, 0 PvP, wolf kill, WEIDO344 returns and dies in 74sec

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Obituaries for February 27 - 7 deaths, 0 PvP, wolf kill, WEIDO344 returns and dies in 74sec

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'''February 27, 2026''' saw '''7 player deaths''' on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed three victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu ('''27 seconds'''). [[Player:WEIDO344|WEIDO344]], a returning player who'd been building an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58|Al3xx58]] just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a '''Wolf''' two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The day ended with server owner [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] himself dying to a Zombie at his base — the first admin death since [[Player:lionclad_|lionclad_]]'s void drop three days prior.

No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
|-
| 1 || 6:32 AM || [[Player:WEIDO344|WEIDO344]] || Shot by Skeleton || '''74 sec''' || 0
|-
| 2 || 11:45 AM || Alexandru444 || Shot by Skeleton || '''33 sec''' || 0
|-
| 3 || 1:14 PM || bananasandtoast || Slain by Zombie || ~4 min || 2
|-
| 4 || 4:16 PM || XenonSamu || Shot by Skeleton || '''27 sec''' || 0
|-
| 5 || 4:56 PM || jaman44 || Slain by Wolf || ~15 min || 3
|-
| 6 || 5:22 PM || UrCherryPlant || Shot by Skeleton || ~2 min || 0
|-
| 7 || 7:22 PM || [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] || Slain by Zombie || N/A (admin) || —
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== WEIDO344 — 74 Seconds (6:32 AM) ===
[[Player:WEIDO344|WEIDO344]] wasn't a newcomer. He'd been on the server for days — forming an alliance with [[Player:Al3xx58|Al3xx58]], crafting the server's all-time button record, and being proposed for membership in [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]'s group by [[Player:Sigward_f|Sigward_f]], who'd privately asked: ''"can weido join our group?"''

None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous coordinates near the world origin and was shot by a Skeleton '''74 seconds later'''. He didn't say a word in-game.

From Discord, moments after the deathban screen: ''"i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."''

=== The Speed Kills (11:45 AM – 4:16 PM) ===
Two players set blistering records for shortest survival times on the day.

'''Alexandru444''' joined at 11:45 AM and was shot dead by a Skeleton '''33 seconds''' later. He never earned a single advancement — no stone tools, no wood, no nothing. He moved about 50 blocks from his spawn point before the arrow found him.

'''XenonSamu''' beat that record four hours later: '''27 seconds''' from login to permanent deathban. Another Skeleton snipe. Another player who never punched a tree. Another head dropped on the ground with nothing to show for it.

=== jaman44 — The Wolf (4:56 PM) ===
jaman44 was the day's most talkative victim. He showed up with energy — ''"wsuppppp,"'' ''"ayoo this hardcore"'' — and progressed faster than most newcomers, earning stone tools and crafting a bed within 10 minutes.

Then the chat started bothering him. At the 14-minute mark, jaman44 had figured out what most players never do:

<blockquote>"are yall 12?"</blockquote>

<blockquote>"fcking bots"</blockquote>

Two minutes later, a '''Wolf''' killed him — one of the rarest death causes on the server. jaman44 had likely punched a wolf by accident, turning the entire pack hostile. He lasted 15 minutes and 36 seconds — the longest-lived victim of the day, and the only one who saw through the chatbots before dying.

=== samboyd Falls (7:22 PM) ===
[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] — the server's founder, owner, and architect — was slain by a Zombie at his far-out base. He'd been building massive farms all evening, running dozens of fill commands and massacring 40+ villagers during base reorganization. The Zombie caught him off guard.

As an admin, samboyd simply switched to <code>/gamemode creative</code> three minutes later. No deathban. No drama. Just a quiet ''"F"'' energy from a man who'd spent the last hour telling new players to be careful.

Earlier in the evening, samboyd had told WalkZDog1: ''"glad youre still alive walkz we've had quite a few die today. i was going to build spawn highways with vphlIo but he betrayed me."'' — the first in-game reference to whatever had happened between the server's two most powerful players.

== Statistics ==
* '''Total deaths:''' 7
* '''PvP kills:''' 0
* '''Deaths by Skeleton:''' 4 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant)
* '''Deaths by Zombie:''' 2 (bananasandtoast, samboyd)
* '''Deaths by Wolf:''' 1 (jaman44)
* '''Fastest death:''' XenonSamu (27 seconds)
* '''Longest-lived victim:''' jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)
* '''Zero-advancement deaths:''' 4 out of 7

[[Category:Obituaries]]