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	'''February 28, 2026''' claimed '''10 players''' on Xandaris — skeletons, zombies, creepers, and gravity splitting the kills almost evenly. Two players died in under 34 seconds. Three fell from high places. The longest survivor was '''LostAstronaut404''', who spent 3.5 hours building a villager trading hall and was mid-deal with [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] when a Drowned walked up and ended it. His response from Discord: ''"no trouble brother, games the game."''		'''February 28, 2026''' claimed '''11 players''' on Xandaris — skeletons, zombies, creepers, and gravity splitting the kills almost evenly. Two players died in under 34 seconds. Three fell from high places. The longest survivor was '''LostAstronaut404''', who spent 3.5 hours building a villager trading hall and was mid-deal with [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] when a Drowned walked up and ended it. His response from Discord: ''"no trouble brother, games the game."''

	The afternoon was a massacre — eight deaths between 1:00 and 5:06 PM. Then the evening brought tonebro2018, who asked ''"if i die is it a perm ban?"'' as his first question, and Binxman54, who said ''"i cant handle this"'' three seconds before proving it.		The afternoon was a massacre — eight deaths between 1:00 and 5:06 PM. Then the evening brought tonebro2018, who asked ''"if i die is it a perm ban?"'' as his first question, and Binxman54, who said ''"i cant handle this"'' three seconds before proving it. The final victim of the day, AylussALT, spent his entire 2.5-minute life chatting with [[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog]] instead of running.

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	\| 10 \|\| 10:52 PM \|\| Binxman54 \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| ~13 min \|\| 2		\| 10 \|\| 10:52 PM \|\| Binxman54 \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| ~13 min \|\| 2
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			\| 11 \|\| 11:57 PM \|\| AylussALT \|\| Slain by Zombie \|\| ~2 min 30 sec \|\| 0
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	{{quote\|i cant handle this\|Binxman54}}		{{quote\|i cant handle this\|Binxman54}}

			=== AylussALT — "This Is Hardcore?" (11:57 PM) ===
			The last death of the day. AylussALT joined and immediately started chatting with [[Player:WalkZDog\|WalkZDog]] instead of moving:

			{{quote\|this is hardcore?\|AylussALT}}

			{{quote\|like if i die im banned\|AylussALT}}

			WalkZDog confirmed: ''"thats how hardcore works."'' The two traded insults for two minutes. AylussALT never earned a single advancement. A Zombie killed him 70 blocks from spawn. WalkZDog's eulogy: ''"haha bum."''

	=== elisurvival — Name Didn't Help (2:11 PM) ===		=== elisurvival — Name Didn't Help (2:11 PM) ===
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	\| Total Deaths \|\| 10		\| Total Deaths \|\| 11
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	\| By Skeleton \|\| 3 (JodavYt, Fyshi1, Jindabin1)		\| By Skeleton \|\| 3 (JodavYt, Fyshi1, Jindabin1)
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	\| By Zombie/Drowned \|\| 3 (Corpsebod, LostAstronaut404, NightMare8853)		\| By Zombie/Drowned \|\| 4 (Corpsebod, LostAstronaut404, NightMare8853, AylussALT)
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	\| By Fall \|\| 3 (elisurvival, tonebro2018, Binxman54)		\| By Fall \|\| 3 (elisurvival, tonebro2018, Binxman54)
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	\| Afternoon Deaths (12–6 PM) \|\| 8		\| Afternoon Deaths (12–6 PM) \|\| 8
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	\| Evening Deaths (6 PM–12 AM) \|\| 2		\| Evening Deaths (6 PM–12 AM) \|\| 3
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	\| First-Time Players \|\| 8 of 10		\| First-Time Players \|\| 9 of 11
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	\| Total Advancements Earned \|\| 33		\| Total Advancements Earned \|\| 33
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	\| Players with Zero Advancements \|\| 4		\| Players with Zero Advancements \|\| 5
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'''February 28, 2026''' claimed '''10 players''' on Xandaris — skeletons, zombies, creepers, and gravity splitting the kills almost evenly. Two players died in under 34 seconds. Three fell from high places. The longest survivor was '''LostAstronaut404''', who spent 3.5 hours building a villager trading hall and was mid-deal with [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] when a Drowned walked up and ended it. His response from Discord: ''"no trouble brother, games the game."''

The afternoon was a massacre — eight deaths between 1:00 and 5:06 PM. Then the evening brought tonebro2018, who asked ''"if i die is it a perm ban?"'' as his first question, and Binxman54, who said ''"i cant handle this"'' three seconds before proving it.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
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! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
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| 1 || 1:03 PM || Corpsebod || Slain by Zombie || 3.5 min || 0
|-
| 2 || 1:13 PM || JodavYt || Shot by Skeleton || ~10 min || 3
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| 3 || 1:29 PM || Fyshi1 || Shot by Skeleton || '''1 hr''' (52 sec final session) || 9
|-
| 4 || 2:11 PM || elisurvival || Fell from a high place || ~27 min || 5
|-
| 5 || 2:42 PM || LostAstronaut404 || Slain by Drowned || '''3 hrs 27 min''' || 10
|-
| 6 || 3:04 PM || Gonk461 || Blown up by Creeper || '''34 sec''' || 0
|-
| 7 || 4:49 PM || Jindabin1 || Shot by Skeleton || ~46 sec || 0
|-
| 8 || 5:06 PM || NightMare8853 || Slain by Zombie || '''33 sec''' || 0
|-
| 9 || 7:17 PM || tonebro2018 || Fell from a high place || ~1 hr 2 min || 4
|-
| 10 || 10:52 PM || Binxman54 || Fell from a high place || ~13 min || 2
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== LostAstronaut404 — The Trader (2:42 PM) ===
LostAstronaut404 was doing everything right. Over 3.5 hours, he earned '''10 advancements''', built a villager trading operation, caught fish, suited up in iron, and was the most socially active player on the server — chatting, advising newcomers (''"Gotta give to get"''), and bartering with [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] for mending books.

He was standing at his trading hall when a Drowned walked up and killed him. He earned the '''Surge Protector''' advancement at the exact moment of death — protecting a villager from lightning as he died beside it.

From Discord, seconds later:

{{quote|as if, fkn drowned|LostAstronaut404}}

{{quote|the vils still there bro|LostAstronaut404, to JimmyyJohn — making sure the villagers survived even if he didn't}}

{{quote|no trouble brother, games the game|LostAstronaut404}}

He asked about coming back, learned about alt accounts, and left with: ''"lmk if you guys run another server soon, peace be apon you, always."'' When told JimmyyJohn was on his 5th account, he replied: ''"What you need 5 accounts for bro."'' samboyd eulogized him: ''"jesus pfp bro died for our sins."''

=== Gonk461 & NightMare8853 — Dead on Arrival (3:04 PM / 5:06 PM) ===
Two players set the day's speed records for dying. '''Gonk461''' lasted '''34 seconds''' — blown up by a Creeper before mining a single block, earning a single advancement, or saying a single word. '''NightMare8853''' beat him by one second: '''33 seconds''', slain by a Zombie. His only contribution to the server was the word "hello." Between them: zero blocks mined, zero mobs killed, zero advancements. 66 combined ticks of existence.

=== Fyshi1 — Ambushed on Login (1:29 PM) ===
Fyshi1 wasn't new. He'd played for an hour on February 27, earning '''9 advancements''' — Stone Age through Suit Up, including the rare '''Cutest Predator''' (taming an axolotl). He'd built with dark oak, smelted copper, and carved out a decent underground setup.

On February 28, he logged back in. He spawned at Y:-3 — deep inside the cave he'd logged out in. A Skeleton was waiting. '''52 seconds''' later, a full day's progress was erased. One of the more cruel deaths: he never even had a chance to react.

=== tonebro2018 — He Asked First (7:17 PM) ===
tonebro2018's very first message on the server was a question:

{{quote|if i die is it a perm ban?|tonebro2018}}

The answer was yes. He took it in stride, asked to team up (''"who wna team?"''), announced he was 11 years old and requested family-friendly chat, then set off on an ambitious trek — traveling '''7 km''' including 2.5 km by boat, heading toward coordinates nearly 5,000 blocks from spawn. He typed "?" in chat ten seconds before falling from a high place. Whatever he saw that confused him, it killed him.

=== Binxman54 — "I Can't Handle This" (10:52 PM) ===
Binxman54 was friendly from the start — ''"wsp... hows yall day"'' — and genuinely liked the server: ''"this is a good server... i like how theres no hud or any spawn."'' He asked about anti-cheat, claimed to have coded his own custom HUD, and was flagged by '''GrimAC''' for 120 simulation failures shortly before his death.

Three seconds before falling from a high place, he typed:

{{quote|i cant handle this|Binxman54}}

=== elisurvival — Name Didn't Help (2:11 PM) ===
A username like "elisurvival" sets expectations. He did not meet them. He entered the '''Nether within 7 minutes''' of first joining — an impressive speedrun — mined gold, and tried to trade 8 gold ingots with other players. Then he fell from a high place 27 minutes into his first session. Five advancements earned, including We Need to Go Deeper. The irony of the name was not lost.

== Statistics ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
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| Total Deaths || 10
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| By Skeleton || 3 (JodavYt, Fyshi1, Jindabin1)
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| By Zombie/Drowned || 3 (Corpsebod, LostAstronaut404, NightMare8853)
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| By Fall || 3 (elisurvival, tonebro2018, Binxman54)
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| By Creeper || 1 (Gonk461)
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| Fastest Death || NightMare8853 (33 seconds)
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| Longest Survival || LostAstronaut404 (3 hrs 27 min)
|-
| Afternoon Deaths (12–6 PM) || 8
|-
| Evening Deaths (6 PM–12 AM) || 2
|-
| First-Time Players || 8 of 10
|-
| Total Advancements Earned || 33
|-
| Players with Zero Advancements || 4
|}