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	'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''12 players''' on Xandaris — and produced the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' when [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] lured [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] to his death with a mace named ''[[Yolo ~~(mace)~~\|[Yolo]]]''. The day also saw [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.		'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''12 players''' on Xandaris — and produced the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' when [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] lured [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] to his death with a mace named ''[[Item:Yolo\|[Yolo]]]''. The day also saw [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.

	Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — [[Player:EVIL NEXUS\|EVIL_NEXUS]] and [[Player:Hopefullbadger\|Hopefullbadger]] — died '''9 seconds apart''' in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. [[Player:Wraith2345\|Wraith2345]] crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And [[Player:Gregor0240\|Gregor0240]] died to a Creeper '''99,411 blocks from spawn''' — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.		Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — [[Player:EVIL NEXUS\|EVIL_NEXUS]] and [[Player:Hopefullbadger\|Hopefullbadger]] — died '''9 seconds apart''' in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. [[Player:Wraith2345\|Wraith2345]] crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And [[Player:Gregor0240\|Gregor0240]] died to a Creeper '''99,411 blocks from spawn''' — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.
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	\| 11 \|\| 3:34 PM \|\| [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] \|\| Shot by Stray \|\| ~4 hrs 20 min \|\| 10		\| 11 \|\| 3:34 PM \|\| [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] \|\| Shot by Stray \|\| ~4 hrs 20 min \|\| 10
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	\| 12 \|\| 5:58 PM \|\| [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] \|\| '''Slain by [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]]''' using [[Yolo ~~(mace)~~\|[Yolo]]] \|\| ~15 min \|\| 2		\| 12 \|\| 5:58 PM \|\| [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] \|\| '''Slain by [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]]''' using [[Item:Yolo\|[Yolo]]] \|\| ~15 min \|\| 2
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	jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging [[Player:cheesemaster774\|Lkyge]] ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:		jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging [[Player:cheesemaster774\|Lkyge]] ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:

	'''''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Yolo ~~(mace)~~\|[Yolo]]]'''''		'''''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Item:Yolo\|[Yolo]]]'''''

	JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:		JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:

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	'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''12 players''' on Xandaris — and produced the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' when [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] lured [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] to his death with a mace named ''[Yolo]''. The day also saw [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.		'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''12 players''' on Xandaris — and produced the server's '''seventh PvP kill''' when [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] lured [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] to his death with a mace named ''[[Yolo (mace)\|[Yolo]]]''. The day also saw [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] join, complete 220 villager trades, enter The End, and die to a Stray — all in 4.3 hours — before returning on an alt and trading even more.

	Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — [[Player:EVIL NEXUS\|EVIL_NEXUS]] and [[Player:Hopefullbadger\|Hopefullbadger]] — died '''9 seconds apart''' in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. [[Player:Wraith2345\|Wraith2345]] crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And [[Player:Gregor0240\|Gregor0240]] died to a Creeper '''99,411 blocks from spawn''' — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.		Skeletons and falls split the day's kills evenly. Two players — [[Player:EVIL NEXUS\|EVIL_NEXUS]] and [[Player:Hopefullbadger\|Hopefullbadger]] — died '''9 seconds apart''' in different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered. [[Player:Wraith2345\|Wraith2345]] crafted full diamond gear in 23 minutes before being swarmed by zombies underground. And [[Player:Gregor0240\|Gregor0240]] died to a Creeper '''99,411 blocks from spawn''' — the farthest anyone has ever died from the world origin.
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	\| 11 \|\| 3:34 PM \|\| [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] \|\| Shot by Stray \|\| ~4 hrs 20 min \|\| 10		\| 11 \|\| 3:34 PM \|\| [[Player:cheesemaster774\|cheesemaster774]] \|\| Shot by Stray \|\| ~4 hrs 20 min \|\| 10
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	\| 12 \|\| 5:58 PM \|\| [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] \|\| '''Slain by [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]]''' using [Yolo] \|\| ~15 min \|\| 2		\| 12 \|\| 5:58 PM \|\| [[Player:jacncaldad12\|jacncaldad12]] \|\| '''Slain by [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]]''' using [[Yolo (mace)\|[Yolo]]] \|\| ~15 min \|\| 2
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	jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging [[Player:cheesemaster774\|Lkyge]] ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:		jacncaldad12 had been on the server about 15 minutes. He called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' and asked for help. JimmyyJohn — privately messaging [[Player:cheesemaster774\|Lkyge]] ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — flew to jacncaldad12's location near spawn and struck with his mace:

	'''''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [Yolo]'''''		'''''jacncaldad12 was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Yolo (mace)\|[Yolo]]]'''''

	JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:		JimmyyJohn's reaction was immediate regret:

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Obituaries — March 1, 2026}}
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'''March 1, 2026''' claimed '''6 players''' on Xandaris — the quietest day in a week, but no less cruel. Skeletons continued their reign as the server's top killer, taking three more victims. Two of those died '''9 seconds apart''' in completely different locations, both having just typed pleas for a teammate that went unanswered.

The fastest death of the day — '''19 seconds''' — belonged to steve0984, who tried to rejoin five times in 23 seconds before accepting the deathban screen was permanent. The most unusual entry was Tanker5girl, who was playing '''two accounts simultaneously''' and lost one to a Creeper underground.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
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! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
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| 1 || 12:28 AM || EVIL_NEXUS || Shot by Skeleton || ~9 min || 5
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| 2 || 12:28 AM || Hopefullbadger || Shot by Skeleton || ~7 min 30 sec || 3
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| 3 || 2:51 AM || Tanker5girl || Blown up by Creeper || ~43 min || 3
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| 4 || 7:07 AM || steve0984 || Slain by Spider || '''19 sec''' || 0
|-
| 5 || 9:20 AM || IvanLenc || Ganged up on by Skeletons || ~12 min || 2
|-
| 6 || 10:14 AM || CDRGreen15 || Fell from a high place || 1 min 21 sec || 0
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== EVIL_NEXUS & Hopefullbadger — Nine Seconds Apart (12:28 AM) ===

Two strangers. Two Skeletons. Nine seconds.

'''EVIL_NEXUS''' joined and speedran the early game — earning '''[Diamonds!]''' in under 7 minutes, one of the fastest diamond acquisitions on record. But gear wasn't the problem. Teammates were:

{{quote|can i team up with someone im lt4 in mace and in sword|EVIL_NEXUS}}

1,400 blocks away, '''Hopefullbadger''' was making the same plea:

{{quote|can i team up with someone|Hopefullbadger}}

{{quote|pls|Hopefullbadger}}

Neither got a response. Neither knew the other existed. At 12:28 AM, EVIL_NEXUS was shot by a Skeleton. Nine seconds later, Hopefullbadger was shot by a different Skeleton on the other side of the map. Both had just earned [Monster Hunter] — both had just proven they could fight. It wasn't enough.

Hopefullbadger had it worse: connection issues kicked them twice in the first three minutes. They spent a third of their time on the server just trying to stay connected.

=== Tanker5girl — The Dual-Boxer (2:51 AM) ===

Tanker5girl wasn't alone — they were playing '''two accounts at once'''. AltDetector flagged them as sharing an IP with '''BuddhaMantis''', who joined 9 seconds earlier. The two accounts greeted each other in chat:

{{quote|hello|Tanker5girl}}

{{quote|Howdy|BuddhaMantis}}

Both accounts progressed in parallel — earning stone tools, killing mobs, exploring caves. Tanker5girl had the longer session at 43 minutes, mining underground at Y:48 when a Creeper ended it. BuddhaMantis survived and logged off two minutes later. One player, two accounts, one casualty.

=== steve0984 — 19 Seconds (7:07 AM) ===

steve0984 lasted '''19 seconds'''. Spawned, walked 20 blocks, and was killed by a Spider on the surface. No chat. No advancements. No stone. No anything.

Then came the reconnection attempts — five in 23 seconds:

{| class="wikitable" style="width:50%;"
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! Attempt !! Time After Death !! Result
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| 1 || +26 sec || Game Over!
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| 2 || +35 sec || Game Over!
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| 3 || +38 sec || Game Over!
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| 4 || +44 sec || Game Over!
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| 5 || +49 sec || Game Over!
|}

They never came back after that.

=== CDRGreen15 — "Hardcore Huh" (10:14 AM) ===

CDRGreen15 joined and assessed the situation:

{{quote|hello?|CDRGreen15}}

{{quote|hardcore huh|CDRGreen15}}

Forty seconds later, they fell from a high place. Eighty-one seconds total on the server. sigges2340 typed ''"f"'' seven seconds after the death — one of the fastest tributes in server history. cheesemaster774 and sigges2340 had both said hello. It didn't help.

== Statistics ==
{| class="wikitable"
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! Stat !! Value
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| Total Deaths || 6
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| By Skeleton || 3 (EVIL_NEXUS, Hopefullbadger, IvanLenc)
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| By Creeper || 1 (Tanker5girl)
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| By Spider || 1 (steve0984)
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| By Fall || 1 (CDRGreen15)
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| Fastest Death || steve0984 (19 seconds)
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| Longest Survival || Tanker5girl (43 minutes)
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| First-Time Players || 6 of 6
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| Total Advancements Earned || 13
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| Players with Zero Advancements || 2
|}