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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Obituaries — March 24, 2026}}
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Six players fell on March 24, 2026, in a mob-driven day entirely free of PvP — zombies led the tally with three kills, skeletons claimed two more, and a lone creeper supplied the evening's most emotionally resonant exit. [[Player:cosmicx101|cosmicx101]] headlined the day with a two-hour-plus session spanning 160 mob kills, 71 diamonds, and a genuine in-game friendship, before a creeper found them seconds after their companion said goodbye. [[Player:Pink_is_amazing|Pink_is_amazing]] countered with arguably the fastest Nether run of the week — 13 advancements in 42 minutes — only to be shot down by a skeleton at the finish line.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
|-
! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
|-
| 1 || 8:59 PM || [[Player:cosmicx101|cosmicx101]] || Blown up by Creeper || ~2 hrs 16 min || 18
|-
| 2 || 10:14 PM || [[Player:CrisisAct|CrisisAct]] || Slain by Zombie || ~24 min || 7
|-
| 3 || 4:11 AM || [[Player:komasei|komasei]] || Slain by Zombie || ~4 min 41 sec || 2
|-
| 4 || 4:18 AM || [[Player:MINU323|MINU323]] || Shot by Skeleton (Bow) || ~18 min 39 sec || 7
|-
| 5 || 5:10 AM || [[Player:Kitoff|Kitoff]] || Slain by Zombie (Iron Sword) || ~1 min 58 sec || 1
|-
| 6 || 12:13 PM || [[Player:Pink_is_amazing|Pink_is_amazing]] || Shot by Skeleton (Bow) || ~42 min 14 sec || 13
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== cosmicx101 — "Helpo" (8:59 PM) ===

By any metric, [[Player:cosmicx101|cosmicx101]] had a run worth mourning. Over roughly '''2 hrs 16 min''' of playtime they dispatched '''160 mobs''', mined '''71 diamonds''', and collected '''18 advancements''' — including '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]''', '''[Ice Bucket Challenge]''', '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''', and '''[Best Friends Forever]''', that last one suggesting they took time along the way to tame a companion. Their final evening was one of the more charming on record: they spent the better part of it visiting [[Player:greenguyA|greenguyA]]'s island base, trading beef for pork, handing over a diamond as a gift, and admiring the architecture.

{{quote|great house bro|cosmicx101}}
{{quote|ty|greenguyA}}
{{quote|built it from tutorial but im not that good at building|greenguyA}}

The visit wound down warmly. cosmicx101 earned '''[A Seedy Place]''' at 8:57 PM and '''[Sweet Dreams]''' at 8:53 PM — the picture of a player settling into their world. greenguyA had already started saying their goodbyes:

{{quote|i gtg now byeeeee fellow friend :)|greenguyA}}

At 8:58:44 PM, [[Player:cosmicx101|cosmicx101]] sent one final message:

{{quote|helpo|cosmicx101}}

The creeper connected at 8:59 PM. greenguyA, still online, caught the death notification and reacted immediately — "noooooo" — then spent the next two minutes calling for assistance that could not come.

{{quote|pls revive|greenguyA}}

cosmicx101 attempted to reconnect at 9:01 PM:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Attempt !! Time (EST) !! Duration !! Result
|-
| 1 || 9:01 PM || 10 sec || Banned (Game Over)
|}

=== MINU323 — Diamond Dreams, Skeleton Reality (4:18 AM) ===

[[Player:MINU323|MINU323]]'s first message upon joining was a question that set the tone perfectly:

{{quote|ｗｈｙａｍｉｉｎｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ？？|MINU323}}

Whatever the answer, they adapted quickly — perhaps too quickly. Within four minutes of their second session beginning, MINU323 had earned '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Diamonds!]''', and '''[Cover Me with Diamonds]''' in rapid succession. Four advancements, four minutes, diamonds in hand. Impressive. Unfortunately, their six total mob kills — three sheep, two chickens, one tropical fish — suggest the diamonds never made it into armor. A skeleton found them at 4:18 AM, '''18 min 39 sec''' into a run that had started with such efficient promise. They earned the diamonds. They just didn't live to wear them.

=== Kitoff — The Iron Sword (5:10 AM) ===

[[Player:Kitoff|Kitoff]] lasted '''1 min 58 sec'''. They earned '''[Adventure]''' — which requires only joining the server — logged zero mob kills, crafted nothing, and were dead before 5:12 AM. The detail worth preserving: the zombie that killed them was carrying an Iron Sword. Kitoff arrived unarmed; their killer was not. The ledger speaks for itself.

=== Pink_is_amazing — Forty-Two Minutes, Thirteen Advancements (12:13 PM) ===

[[Player:Pink_is_amazing|Pink_is_amazing]] opened their session at approximately 11:31 AM and did not slow down. The first three minutes alone produced '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Acquire Hardware]''', and '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]'''. '''[Diamonds!]''' fell at 11:39 AM. '''[Ice Bucket Challenge]''' at 11:50 AM. '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''' at 11:57 AM. They were through the Nether portal in under half an hour.

At 11:51 AM, mid-sprint, Pink_is_amazing paused for a brief exchange with [[Player:Snowcicle_|Snowcicle_]]:

{{quote|buh|Snowcicle_}}
{{quote|guh|Pink_is_amazing}}
{{quote|duh|Snowcicle_}}
{{quote|dead people am i right|Pink_is_amazing}}
{{quote|yuh|Snowcicle_}}

Reader, she was about to be.

'''[Monster Hunter]''' arrived at 12:10 PM. '''[Sweet Dreams]''' at 12:13 PM — and then, almost simultaneously, a skeleton's arrow. '''549 blocks mined''', '''12 mob kills''', '''13 advancements''' in '''42 min 14 sec'''. Pink_is_amazing accomplished in one session what many players spend multiple runs attempting. The skeleton had no appreciation for the achievement.

== Statistics ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Total Deaths || 6
|-
| PvP Kills || 0
|-
| By Zombie || 3 (CrisisAct, komasei, Kitoff)
|-
| By Skeleton || 2 (MINU323, Pink_is_amazing)
|-
| By Creeper || 1 (cosmicx101)
|-
| Fastest Death || Kitoff (~1 min 58 sec)
|-
| Longest Survival || cosmicx101 (~2 hrs 16 min)
|-
| Total Advancements Earned || 48
|}

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