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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Obituaries — March 25, 2026}}
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March 25, 2026 was a mercifully quiet day on Xandaris — just one death, one lesson, and a story that could only happen here. [[Player:Frendo420|Frendo420]] joined the server, said hello, slew a zombie, and was immediately slain by a different zombie, all within two and a half minutes. The zombie did not say hello first.

== Death Toll ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%;"
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! # !! Time (EST) !! Player !! Cause of Death !! Playtime !! Advancements
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| 1 || 2:26 PM || [[Player:Frendo420|Frendo420]] || Slain by a Zombie || ~2 min 20 sec || 3
|}

== Notable Deaths ==

=== Frendo420 — Killed by the Monster He Hunted (2:26 PM) ===

[[Player:Frendo420|Frendo420]] logged into Xandaris for the first time on the afternoon of March 25th and wasted no time introducing themselves.

{{quote|hello|Frendo420}}

It would be their only message. Within roughly a minute of that greeting, Frendo420 had punched their first tree (earning '''[Minecraft]'''), triggered the '''[Adventure]''' advancement, and — in a feat of early aggression that deserves some acknowledgment — killed a zombie, claiming the '''[Monster Hunter]''' advancement at 2:25 PM.

The zombie community responded at 2:26 PM. A second zombie, apparently aware of what had just happened to its colleague, slew Frendo420 on the spot. Total playtime: '''2 minutes 20 seconds'''. Total advancements: '''3'''. The irony of dying to the exact mob type you just earned an advancement for hunting is, frankly, a Xandaris classic.

Frendo420 was banned from the server at 19:27:04 UTC, as is customary.

== Statistics ==

{| class="wikitable"
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! Stat !! Value
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| Total Deaths || 1
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| PvP Kills || 0
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| By Zombie || 1 (Frendo420)
|-
| Fastest Death || Frendo420 (~2 min 20 sec)
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| Longest Survival || Frendo420 (~2 min 20 sec)
|-
| First-Time Players || 1 of 1
|-
| Total Advancements Earned || 3
|}

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