Player:Dirt1358 - Revision history

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	* Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.		* Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.
	* US-based player (99.64.x.x).		* US-based player (99.64.x.x).

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}
	'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. After being pardoned by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]], he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]].

	~~== Overview ==~~
	{{Infobox Player		{{Infobox Player
	\| status = dead		\| status = dead
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	\| spawn_point = 2693, 122, 2288		\| spawn_point = 2693, 122, 2288
	}}		}}
			'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. After being pardoned by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]], he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]].


	== The 52-Second Life ==		== The 52-Second Life ==

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	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
	{\| ~~class~~=~~"wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left:1em;"~~		{{Infobox Player
	\|-		\| status = dead
	~~! colspan~~=~~"2" \| Dirt1358~~		\| first_join = February 17, 2026
	\|-		\| deaths = 2
	~~\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|red\|Dead}}~~		\| killed_by = Skeleton (1st), [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] (2nd)
	\|-		\| advancements = 0
	~~\| '''First Join''' \|\|~~ February 17, 2026		\| spawn_point = 2693, 122, 2288
	\|-		}}
	~~\| '''Deaths''' \|\|~~ 2
	\|-
	~~\| '''Killed By''' \|\|~~ Skeleton (1st), [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] (2nd)
	\|-
	~~\| '''Advancements''' \|\|~~ 0
	\|-
	~~\| '''Spawn Point''' \|\|~~ 2693, 122, 2288
	\|}

	== The 52-Second Life ==		== The 52-Second Life ==

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}
	'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. ~~He earned zero advancements, said zero words in chat~~, and ~~opened zero chests. He was pardoned but has never returned~~.		'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. After being pardoned by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]], he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]].

	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
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	! colspan="2" \| Dirt1358		! colspan="2" \| Dirt1358
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|~~green~~\|~~Alive~~}} ~~(pardoned, inactive)~~		\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|red\|Dead}}
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''First Join''' \|\| February 17, 2026		\| '''First Join''' \|\| February 17, 2026
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 1		\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 2
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Killed By''' \|\| Skeleton (~~52 seconds after joining~~)		\| '''Killed By''' \|\| Skeleton (1st), [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] (2nd)
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Advancements''' \|\| 0		\| '''Advancements''' \|\| 0
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	He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.		He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.

	== Pardon ==		== Pardon and Return ==

	[[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He ~~has~~ '''~~not logged back in since~~'~~'' — possibly discouraged~~ by the ~~instant death experience~~.		[[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. Unlike most pardoned players, he actually returned — logging back in and playing for over an hour. He progressed significantly, acquiring a diamond sword and traveling 4 km.

			=== Second Death ===
			''See: [[Event:Obituaries February 23]]''

			Dirt1358 was killed by [[Player:tuodjw\|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]], ending his second life on the server. His stats show 72 diamond sword uses — he went down fighting.

	== Stats ==		== Stats ==
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	* His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen\|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation).		* His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen\|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation).
	* Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.		* Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
	* Was pardoned ~~but never came back~~ — one of the ~~server's "one~~ and ~~done" players~~.		* Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.
	* US-based player (99.64.x.x).		* US-based player (99.64.x.x).

	[[Category:Players]]		[[Category:Players]]
	[[Category:~~Alive~~ Players]]		[[Category:Dead Players]]

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	[[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He has '''not logged back in since''' — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience.		[[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He has '''not logged back in since''' — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience.

			== Stats ==
			{\| class="wikitable"
			\|-
			! Stat !! Value
			\|-
			\| Play Time \|\| 1.4 hours
			\|-
			\| Deaths \|\| 2
			\|-
			\| Mob Kills \|\| 0
			\|-
			\| Distance Traveled \|\| 4.0 km
			\|-
			\| Top Tool \|\| Diamond sword (72 uses)
			\|-
			\| Killed By \|\| Skeleton, Player
			\|}

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}
'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. He earned zero advancements, said zero words in chat, and opened zero chests. He was pardoned but has never returned.

== Overview ==
{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left:1em;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Dirt1358
|-
| '''Status''' || {{color|green|Alive}} (pardoned, inactive)
|-
| '''First Join''' || February 17, 2026
|-
| '''Deaths''' || 1
|-
| '''Killed By''' || Skeleton (52 seconds after joining)
|-
| '''Advancements''' || 0
|-
| '''Spawn Point''' || 2693, 122, 2288
|}

== The 52-Second Life ==

Dirt1358 joined the server at 23:11 on February 17, spawning at 2693, '''122''', 2288 — a high elevation, likely on a mountain. At '''23:12''', he was shot by a skeleton. Total playtime: 52 seconds.

He earned no advancements. He never spoke in chat. He never opened a chest. He never punched a tree.

He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.

== Pardon ==

[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He has '''not logged back in since''' — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience.

== Trivia ==

* Spawned at Y:122 — one of the highest spawn elevations on the server — meaning he was likely on an exposed mountain at night.
* His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation).
* Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
* Was pardoned but never came back — one of the server's "one and done" players.
* US-based player (99.64.x.x).

[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Alive Players]]