Player:Meat Mattress - Revision history

Maintenance script: Add clanker testing section, update stats, add relationships

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	The gradient went from red (#F45454) through orange to gold (#8FF49), applied letter by letter across "MeatMattress."		The gradient went from red (#F45454) through orange to gold (#8FF49), applied letter by letter across "MeatMattress."

			== Clanker Testing (March 4) ==

			Meat_Mattress's most recent session was spent testing the revival bot [[Player:GigglyBall\|Gigglyballs]] at the benchmark spawn area. He revived Gigglyballs three times, testing its ability to follow, mine, craft, and build. He gave commands like ''"make a craft bench,"'' ''"build a small house,"'' and ''"dig to bedrock."''

			He discussed bot architecture with [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]], comparing AI models and noting ''"$3 left babyyyy"'' — a reference to dwindling API costs. Before logging off, he remarked ''"it's clankers all the way down"'' and ''"Keep her entertained for me"'' — notably referring to Gigglyballs as "she."

	== Base ==		== Base ==

	Meat_Mattress bases on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] alongside samboyd. Login coordinates also show him near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.		Meat_Mattress bases on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] alongside samboyd. Login coordinates also show him near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.

			== Relationships ==

			* '''[[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]]''' — Admin and close ally. samboyd promoted him to operator and teleported him to base on first login. They discuss bot architecture and server development together.
			* '''[[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall / Gigglyballs]]''' — His alt account. Also tested the Gigglyballs clanker (revival bot) during March 4 session, giving it tasks and referring to it as "she."

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
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	! Stat !! Value		! Stat !! Value
	\|-		\|-
	\| Play Time \|\| 6.3 hours		\| Play Time \|\| 7.4 hours
	\|-		\|-
	\| Deaths \|\| 2		\| Deaths \|\| 2
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	\| Mob Kills \|\| 103		\| Mob Kills \|\| 103
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance Traveled \|\| 32.3 km		\| Distance Traveled \|\| 43.5 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Block Mined \|\| 152 stone, 129 brown mushroom blocks		\| Top Block Mined \|\| 152 stone, 129 brown mushroom blocks

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	~~[[Category:Players]]~~
	~~[[Category:Alive Players]]~~
	[[Category:Operators]]		[[Category:Operators]]

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Meat_Mattress}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Meat_Mattress}}
	'''Meat_Mattress''' is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]. He was promoted to operator by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] and died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]].

	~~== Overview ==~~
	{{Infobox Player		{{Infobox Player
	\| status = alive		\| status = alive
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	\| base = [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]		\| base = [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]
	}}		}}
			'''Meat_Mattress''' is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]. He was promoted to operator by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] and died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]].

			== Overview ==


	Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (99.71.144.107), and was flagged by AltDetector on every single login. Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.		Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (99.71.144.107), and was flagged by AltDetector on every single login. Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.

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	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
	{\| ~~class="wikitable" style~~=~~"float:right; margin-left:1em;"~~		{{Infobox Player
	\|-		\| status = alive
	~~! colspan~~=~~"2" \| Meat_Mattress~~		\| status_note = Operator
	\|-		\| first_join = February 16, 2026
	~~\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|green\|Alive}} (~~Operator)		\| role = Server Operator
	\|-		\| deaths = 2
	~~\| '''First Join''' \|\|~~ February 16, 2026		\| advancements = 13
	\|-		\| nickname = Red-to-gold gradient
	\| ~~'''Deaths''' \|\|~~ 2		\| alt_of = [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]
	\|-		\| base = [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]
	~~\| '''Advancements''' \|\|~~ 13		}}
	\|-
	\| ~~'''Alt Of''' \|\|~~ [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]
	\|-
	~~\| '''Role''' \|\| Server Operator~~
	\|-
	~~\| '''Nickname''' \|\| Red-to-gold gradient~~
	\|-
	~~\| '''Base''' \|\|~~ [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]
	\|}

	Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (99.71.144.107), and was flagged by AltDetector on every single login. Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.		Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (99.71.144.107), and was flagged by AltDetector on every single login. Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.

Maintenance script: Stats update: play 6.2→6.3h, distance 30.7→32.3km

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Stats update: play 6.2→6.3h, distance 30.7→32.3km

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	! Stat !! Value		! Stat !! Value
	\|-		\|-
	\| Play Time \|\| 6.2 hours		\| Play Time \|\| 6.3 hours
	\|-		\|-
	\| Deaths \|\| 2		\| Deaths \|\| 2
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	\| Mob Kills \|\| 103		\| Mob Kills \|\| 103
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance Traveled \|\| 30.7 km		\| Distance Traveled \|\| 32.3 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Block Mined \|\| 152 stone, 129 brown mushroom blocks		\| Top Block Mined \|\| 152 stone, 129 brown mushroom blocks

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	! Stat !! Value		! Stat !! Value
	\|-		\|-
	\| Play Time \|\| 5.3 hours		\| Play Time \|\| 6.2 hours
	\|-		\|-
	\| Deaths \|\| 2		\| Deaths \|\| 2
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	\| Mob Kills \|\| 103		\| Mob Kills \|\| 103
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance ~~Walked~~ \|\| 11.4 km		\| Distance Traveled \|\| 30.7 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Block Mined \|\| 129 brown mushroom blocks		\| Top Block Mined \|\| 152 stone, 129 brown mushroom blocks
	\|-		\|-
	\| Items Crafted \|\| 209 jungle planks		\| Items Crafted \|\| 209 jungle planks, 144 oak planks
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Mobs Killed \|\| 19 skeletons, 11 cave spiders		\| Top Mobs Killed \|\| 31 zombies, 19 skeletons, 11 cave spiders
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Tool \|\| Netherite pickaxe (460 uses)		\| Top Tool \|\| Netherite pickaxe (460 uses)

Maintenance script: Scrub base coordinates (The Island, vphlIo territory)

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	\| '''Nickname''' \|\| Red-to-gold gradient		\| '''Nickname''' \|\| Red-to-gold gradient
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Base''' \|\| [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] ~~(-430k, 245k)~~		\| '''Base''' \|\| [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]
	\|}		\|}

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	\| 1 \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| Teleported to samboyd using <code>/tp samboyd</code> while in survival mode, fell immediately on arrival		\| 1 \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| Teleported to samboyd using <code>/tp samboyd</code> while in survival mode, fell immediately on arrival
	\|-		\|-
	\| 2 \|\| Blown up by Creeper \|\| While exploring deep underground near ~~-429,914 / 245,193~~		\| 2 \|\| Blown up by Creeper \|\| While exploring deep underground near [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]
	\|}		\|}

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	== Base ==		== Base ==

	Meat_Mattress bases on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] ~~at approximately -430,000 / 245,000,~~ alongside samboyd. Login coordinates also show him ~~in the -100,000 / 100,000 area —~~ near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.		Meat_Mattress bases on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] alongside samboyd. Login coordinates also show him near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

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 * Described being attacked by an invisible entity: ''"was invisible fuckin with us... gettin smacked around."''
 * Said ''"hell ye"'' upon first arriving at the base.
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Maintenance script: Updated advancement count to 13 unique, added gradient nickname details, added IP connection note

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:Meat_Mattress}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:Meat_Mattress}}
	'''Meat_Mattress''' is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]. He was promoted to operator by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] ~~on his second day of playing. He~~ died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted ~~creative mode and~~ OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost.		'''Meat_Mattress''' is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]. He was promoted to operator by [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] and died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]].

	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
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	\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 2		\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 2
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Advancements''' \|\| ~~12+~~		\| '''Advancements''' \|\| 13
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Alt Of''' \|\| [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]		\| '''Alt Of''' \|\| [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Role''' \|\| Server Operator		\| '''Role''' \|\| Server Operator
			\|-
			\| '''Nickname''' \|\| Red-to-gold gradient
			\|-
			\| '''Base''' \|\| [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] (-430k, 245k)
	\|}		\|}

	Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (flagged by AltDetector on every single login). Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.		Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (99.71.144.107), and was flagged by AltDetector on every single login. Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.

	== Progression ==		== Progression ==

	Meat_Mattress progressed quickly with admin assistance. samboyd teleported him to ~~safety~~ on his first ~~session and later gave him creative mode briefly~~. His ~~notable~~ advancements include:		Meat_Mattress progressed quickly with admin assistance. samboyd teleported him to base immediately on his first login. His 13 unique advancements include:

	* '''Cover Me in Debris''' — Full Netherite armor (challenge tier)		* '''Cover Me in Debris''' — Full Netherite armor (challenge tier)
			* '''Cover Me with Diamonds''' — Full diamond armor
	* '''We Need to Go Deeper''' — Entered the Nether		* '''We Need to Go Deeper''' — Entered the Nether
	* '''Enchanter''' — ~~First enchantment~~		* '''Enchanter''' — Enchanted an item
	* '''Take Aim''' — Crossbow usage		* '''Take Aim''' — Crossbow usage
	* '''Not Today, Thank You''' / '''Ice Bucket Challenge''' — Combat and exploration		* '''Not Today, Thank You''' / '''Ice Bucket Challenge''' — Combat and exploration
			* '''Monster Hunter''' — Killed a hostile mob
			* '''Stone Age''' / '''Getting an Upgrade''' / '''Acquire Hardware''' — Tool progression

	== Deaths ==		== Deaths ==
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	\|-		\|-
	\| 1 \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| Teleported to samboyd ~~at height~~, fell immediately		\| 1 \|\| Fell from a high place \|\| Teleported to samboyd using <code>/tp samboyd</code> while in survival mode, fell immediately on arrival
	\|-		\|-
	\| 2 \|\| Blown up by Creeper \|\| While exploring deep underground near -~~430k~~, ~~245k~~		\| 2 \|\| Blown up by Creeper \|\| While exploring deep underground near -429,914 / 245,193
	\|}		\|}

	His first death was particularly unfortunate — he teleported to samboyd ~~using <code>/tp samboyd</code>~~ and fell to his death immediately ~~upon arrival~~. After being pardoned, he rapid-fire reconnected 5 times in quick succession trying to get back in.		His first death was particularly unfortunate — he teleported to samboyd and fell to his death immediately. His head was dropped. After being pardoned, he rapid-fire reconnected 5 times in quick succession trying to get back in, spawning at different locations each time (including world spawn at 0,0).

			His second and final death came from a Creeper explosion while mining deep underground near [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]. samboyd mentioned both deaths in chat: ''"we already lost meat_mattress and ansley"'' (Ansley being [[Player:GigglyBall\|GigglyBall]]'s nickname).

	== Operator Status ==		== Operator Status ==

	samboyd promoted Meat_Mattress to operator on his second day:		samboyd promoted Meat_Mattress to operator on his second day, following a progression:

	# Set to spectator mode for observation		# Set to spectator mode for observation
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	# Granted full OP with <code>/op Meat_Mattress</code>		# Granted full OP with <code>/op Meat_Mattress</code>

	After receiving OP, Meat_Mattress ~~switched himself~~ to creative ~~and teleported~~ to samboyd, then ~~tested~~ chat visibility (''"test... can anyone else see chat"''). He later set himself back to survival.		After receiving OP, Meat_Mattress immediately tested his powers — switching to creative, teleporting to samboyd, then testing chat visibility (''"test... can anyone else see chat"''). He later set himself back to survival mode.

			Meat_Mattress was one of four operators alongside [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]], [[Player:lionclad\|lionclad_]], and [[Player:Asa Akiraa\|Asa_Akiraa]]. His promotion partially filled the gap left by [[Player:Kitten9337\|Kitten9337]]'s ban.

			== Nickname ==

			Meat_Mattress attempted to set a gradient-colored nickname using hex codes, trying two different formatting approaches:

			<code>/nick &#F45454M&#F45454e&#F46553a...</code>

	~~He was the second operator promoted after [[Player:Kitten9337\|Kitten9337]]'s ban left a vacancy~~. ~~samboyd referenced both accounts together: ''~~"~~we already lost meat_mattress and ansley"'' — before Meat_Mattress was later restored as an active player and operator.~~		The gradient went from red (#F45454) through orange to gold (#8FF49), applied letter by letter across "MeatMattress."

	== Base ==		== Base ==

	Meat_Mattress bases ~~in the same extreme-distance area as samboyd, around coordinates~~ -430,000 / 245,000. ~~His login~~ coordinates show him ~~moving between this area and~~ the -100,000 / 100,000 ~~region~~.		Meat_Mattress bases on [[Location:The Island\|The Island]] at approximately -430,000 / 245,000, alongside samboyd. Login coordinates also show him in the -100,000 / 100,000 area — near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

	* The AltDetector plugin flagged "Meat_Mattress may be an alt of GigglyBall" on literally every single login.		* The AltDetector plugin flagged "Meat_Mattress may be an alt of GigglyBall" on literally every single login — sometimes multiple times per session.
	* Tried elaborate hex-code nickname formatting but never got it to display correctly.
	* samboyd confirmed the connection in chat: ''"this was meat_mattress"'' (pointing at GigglyBall).		* samboyd confirmed the connection in chat: ''"this was meat_mattress"'' (pointing at GigglyBall).
	* ~~Said of~~ an invisible entity: ''"was invisible fuckin with us... gettin smacked around"''		* Had "Failed to save player data" warnings in the server log on his first session.
	* ~~Warned another player about his dropped head:~~ ''"~~dont you do anything nasty with that head.~~"''		* After his first death, his head was dropped — he warned the finder: ''"dont you do anything nasty with that head."''
			* Described being attacked by an invisible entity: ''"was invisible fuckin with us... gettin smacked around."''
			* Said ''"hell ye"'' upon first arriving at the base.

	[[Category:Players]]		[[Category:Players]]
	[[Category:Alive Players]]		[[Category:Alive Players]]
	[[Category:Operators]]		[[Category:Operators]]

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Meat_Mattress}}
'''Meat_Mattress''' is a current server operator on Xandaris and an alt account of [[Player:GigglyBall|GigglyBall]]. He was promoted to operator by [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] on his second day of playing. He died twice — once from falling and once from a Creeper — before being granted creative mode and OP status. He bases in the far reaches of the map alongside samboyd's outpost.

== Overview ==
{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left:1em;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Meat_Mattress
|-
| '''Status''' || {{color|green|Alive}} (Operator)
|-
| '''First Join''' || February 16, 2026
|-
| '''Deaths''' || 2
|-
| '''Advancements''' || 12+
|-
| '''Alt Of''' || [[Player:GigglyBall|GigglyBall]]
|-
| '''Role''' || Server Operator
|}

Meat_Mattress logged in from the same IP address as GigglyBall (flagged by AltDetector on every single login). Unlike GigglyBall's chaotic death-and-pardon cycle, Meat_Mattress played more carefully and progressed further, earning the '''Cover Me in Debris''' challenge (full Netherite armor) and becoming a trusted part of the admin team.

== Progression ==

Meat_Mattress progressed quickly with admin assistance. samboyd teleported him to safety on his first session and later gave him creative mode briefly. His notable advancements include:

* '''Cover Me in Debris''' — Full Netherite armor (challenge tier)
* '''We Need to Go Deeper''' — Entered the Nether
* '''Enchanter''' — First enchantment
* '''Take Aim''' — Crossbow usage
* '''Not Today, Thank You''' / '''Ice Bucket Challenge''' — Combat and exploration

== Deaths ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! # !! Cause !! Context
|-
| 1 || Fell from a high place || Teleported to samboyd at height, fell immediately
|-
| 2 || Blown up by Creeper || While exploring deep underground near -430k, 245k
|}

His first death was particularly unfortunate — he teleported to samboyd using <code>/tp samboyd</code> and fell to his death immediately upon arrival. After being pardoned, he rapid-fire reconnected 5 times in quick succession trying to get back in.

== Operator Status ==

samboyd promoted Meat_Mattress to operator on his second day:

# Set to spectator mode for observation
# Given creative mode
# Granted full OP with <code>/op Meat_Mattress</code>

After receiving OP, Meat_Mattress switched himself to creative and teleported to samboyd, then tested chat visibility (''"test... can anyone else see chat"''). He later set himself back to survival.

He was the second operator promoted after [[Player:Kitten9337|Kitten9337]]'s ban left a vacancy. samboyd referenced both accounts together: ''"we already lost meat_mattress and ansley"'' — before Meat_Mattress was later restored as an active player and operator.

== Base ==

Meat_Mattress bases in the same extreme-distance area as samboyd, around coordinates -430,000 / 245,000. His login coordinates show him moving between this area and the -100,000 / 100,000 region.

== Trivia ==

* The AltDetector plugin flagged "Meat_Mattress may be an alt of GigglyBall" on literally every single login.
* Tried elaborate hex-code nickname formatting but never got it to display correctly.
* samboyd confirmed the connection in chat: ''"this was meat_mattress"'' (pointing at GigglyBall).
* Said of an invisible entity: ''"was invisible fuckin with us... gettin smacked around"''
* Warned another player about his dropped head: ''"dont you do anything nasty with that head."''

[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Alive Players]]
[[Category:Operators]]