Player:TeeKayYo - Revision history

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	* He said he wanted to "do a funny" before dying but there is no record of what the funny was.		* He said he wanted to "do a funny" before dying but there is no record of what the funny was.
	* Zero mob kills — the only player killed by JimmyyJohn who never fought anything.		* Zero mob kills — the only player killed by JimmyyJohn who never fought anything.

			{{Navbox JimmyyJohn}}

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	* He said he wanted to "do a funny" before dying but there is no record of what the funny was.		* He said he wanted to "do a funny" before dying but there is no record of what the funny was.
	* Zero mob kills — the only player killed by JimmyyJohn who never fought anything.		* Zero mob kills — the only player killed by JimmyyJohn who never fought anything.

	~~[[Category:Players]]~~
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	\| deaths = 1		\| deaths = 1
	\| killed_by = [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] (PvP — consensual)		\| killed_by = [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] (PvP — consensual)
	\| death_message = TeeKayYo was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Yolo ~~(mace)~~\|[Yolo]]]		\| death_message = TeeKayYo was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Item:Yolo\|[Yolo]]]
	\| total_play_time = 6 min 31 sec		\| total_play_time = 6 min 31 sec
	\| total_mob_kills = 0		\| total_mob_kills = 0
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	{{quote\|sure why not\|TeeKayYo}}		{{quote\|sure why not\|TeeKayYo}}

	The mace ''[[Yolo ~~(mace)~~\|[Yolo]]]'' came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Adventure]''', '''[Husbandry]''', '''[Minecraft]''' — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.		The mace ''[[Item:Yolo\|[Yolo]]]'' came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Adventure]''', '''[Husbandry]''', '''[Minecraft]''' — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.

	== Stats ==		== Stats ==
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	\| Advancements \|\| 4		\| Advancements \|\| 4
	\|-		\|-
	\| Killed By \|\| [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] using [[Yolo ~~(mace)~~\|[Yolo]]]		\| Killed By \|\| [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] using [[Item:Yolo\|[Yolo]]]
	\|}		\|}

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	\| deaths = 1		\| deaths = 1
	\| killed_by = [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] (PvP — consensual)		\| killed_by = [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] (PvP — consensual)
	\| death_message = TeeKayYo was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [Yolo]		\| death_message = TeeKayYo was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [[Yolo (mace)\|[Yolo]]]
	\| total_play_time = 6 min 31 sec		\| total_play_time = 6 min 31 sec
	\| total_mob_kills = 0		\| total_mob_kills = 0
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	{{quote\|sure why not\|TeeKayYo}}		{{quote\|sure why not\|TeeKayYo}}

	The mace ''[Yolo]'' came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Adventure]''', '''[Husbandry]''', '''[Minecraft]''' — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.		The mace ''[[Yolo (mace)\|[Yolo]]]'' came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Adventure]''', '''[Husbandry]''', '''[Minecraft]''' — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.

	== Stats ==		== Stats ==
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	\| Advancements \|\| 4		\| Advancements \|\| 4
	\|-		\|-
	\| Killed By \|\| [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] using [Yolo]		\| Killed By \|\| [[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]] using [[Yolo (mace)\|[Yolo]]]
	\|}		\|}

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:TeeKayYo}}
{{Infobox Player
| status = dead
| status_note = deathbanned
| first_join = March 3, 2026
| deaths = 1
| killed_by = [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] (PvP — consensual)
| death_message = TeeKayYo was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [Yolo]
| total_play_time = 6 min 31 sec
| total_mob_kills = 0
| associated_with = none
}}
__NOTOC__
'''TeeKayYo''' joined the Xandaris server on March 3, 2026, asked if it was anarchy, asked if hacks were allowed, and — upon learning the answer was no to both — volunteered for his own execution. He gave [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] his coordinates, chose the mace as his weapon, and died six minutes after joining. It was the server's first fully consensual PvP death.

== History ==

TeeKayYo logged in at 4:51 PM EST with a single question:

{{quote|anarchy?|TeeKayYo}}

When told it was hardcore, he pivoted:

{{quote|no hacks? booooooo|TeeKayYo}}

Within a minute he had made his decision. He broadcast his own coordinates in public chat and offered himself as a free kill:

{{quote|15,-1172 if you want free kill|TeeKayYo}}
{{quote|but before you kill lemme do the funny|TeeKayYo}}

[[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] flew in on his elytra. TeeKayYo asked for a specific weapon:

{{quote|you got a crystal?|TeeKayYo}}
{{quote|mace|TeeKayYo}}

When asked if he was sure:

{{quote|sure why not|TeeKayYo}}

The mace ''[Yolo]'' came down. TeeKayYo earned four advancements — '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Adventure]''', '''[Husbandry]''', '''[Minecraft]''' — and zero diamonds, zero mob kills, and ten blocks mined across his entire six-minute existence. He never built, never fought, never explored. He saw the mace.

== Stats ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Play Time || 6 min 31 sec
|-
| Deaths || 1 (PvP — consensual)
|-
| Mob Kills || 0
|-
| Blocks Mined || 10
|-
| Items Crafted || 19
|-
| Advancements || 4
|-
| Killed By || [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] using [Yolo]
|}

== Trivia ==
* First fully consensual PvP death on the server.
* He is the only player to broadcast their own coordinates for the purpose of being killed.
* He chose the mace specifically, rejecting a crystal.
* He said he wanted to "do a funny" before dying but there is no record of what the funny was.
* Zero mob kills — the only player killed by JimmyyJohn who never fought anything.

[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Dead Players]]