Player:WEIDO344 - Revision history

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	\| mob_kills = 66		\| mob_kills = 73
	\| distance_walked = 58.8 km (24.2 km by boat)		\| distance_walked = 58.8 km (24.2 km by boat)
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	<blockquote>"in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"</blockquote>		<blockquote>"in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"</blockquote>

	His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 66 kills, 45 are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food~~. Only 17 are hostile mobs~~. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.		His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 73 kills, most are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.

	The strategy worked — until February 27.		The strategy worked — until February 27.
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	GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he never died to lag — his [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|eventual death]] came from mobs that spawned at his logout position.		GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he never died to lag — his [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|eventual death]] came from mobs that spawned at his logout position.

			== Advancements ==
			* '''[Minecraft]''' — The heart and story of the game
			* '''[Stone Age]''' — Mine stone
			* '''[Getting an Upgrade]''' — Craft a stone tool
			* '''[Acquire Hardware]''' — Smelt iron
			* '''[Suit Up]''' — Craft any piece of armor
			* '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]''' — Craft an iron pickaxe
			* '''[Diamonds!]''' — Acquire diamonds
			* '''[Sweet Dreams]''' — Sleep in a bed
			* '''[Monster Hunter]''' — Kill a hostile mob
			* '''[The Parrots and the Bats]''' — Breed an animal
			* '''[Husbandry]''' — The world is full of friends and food
			* '''[A Seedy Place]''' — Plant a seed
			* '''[Best Friends Forever]''' — Tame an animal
			* '''[Fishy Business]''' — Catch a fish

	== Stats ==		== Stats ==
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	\| Deaths \|\| 1		\| Deaths \|\| 1
	\|-		\|-
	\| Mob Kills \|\| ~~66 (45 passive, 17 hostile)~~		\| Mob Kills \|\| 73
	\|-		\|-
	\| Fish Caught \|\| 49		\| Fish Caught \|\| 49
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	\| Times Slept \|\| 13		\| Times Slept \|\| 13
	\|}		\|}

			== Notable Quotes ==
			* ''"oh shoot its hardcore"''
			* ''"W."''
			* ''"can i milk the mooshrooms for mushroom soup?"''
			* ''"will you should become a fisherman with me"''
			* ''"i beat the dragon by week 2 i play mc slow"''
			* ''"in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"''
			* ''"i was jumped by all of the mobs lol"''
			* ''"man i was so close to convincing him to be a fisherman"'' — post-mortem reflection on [[Player:WillieLayer_\|WillieLayer_]]

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
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	* He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.		* He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.
	* [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]] privately asked [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said ''"i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat."'' The vote was never held.		* [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]] privately asked [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said ''"i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat."'' The vote was never held.
			* After his death, sciencekitty121 privately told WEIDO344 ''"im willie btw"'' and ''"and onestarnotip"'' and ''"and meatyman"'' — revealing that [[Player:WillieLayer_\|WillieLayer_]], [[Player:OneStarNoTip\|OneStarNoTip]], and Meatyman121 were all alt accounts of sciencekitty121/[[Player:JimmyyJohn\|JimmyyJohn]]. This means WEIDO344's heartfelt fishing recruitment pitch to WillieLayer_ was unknowingly directed at a player with multiple identities on the server.

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	* He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.		* He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.
	* [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]] privately asked [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said ''"i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat."'' The vote was never held.		* [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]] privately asked [[Player:samboyd\|samboyd]] to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said ''"i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat."'' The vote was never held.

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:WEIDO344}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:WEIDO344}}
	'''WEIDO344''' is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. Playing on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he survived 6.5 hours through extreme caution before being [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|shot by a Skeleton]] 74 seconds after logging in on February 27. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.

	~~== Overview ==~~
	{{Infobox Player		{{Infobox Player
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	\| buttons_crafted = '''61''' (server record)		\| buttons_crafted = '''61''' (server record)
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			'''WEIDO344''' is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. Playing on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he survived 6.5 hours through extreme caution before being [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|shot by a Skeleton]] 74 seconds after logging in on February 27. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.


	== History ==		== History ==

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	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
	{\| ~~class="wikitable" style~~=~~"float:right; margin-left:1em;"~~		{{Infobox Player
	\|-		\| status = dead
	~~! colspan~~=~~"2" \| WEIDO344~~		\| status_note = [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|shot by Skeleton]]
	\|-		\| first_join = February 20, 2026
	~~\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|red\|Dead}} (~~[[Event:Obituaries February 27\|shot by Skeleton]])		\| sessions = 26
	\|-		\| deaths = 1
	~~\| '''First Join''' \|\|~~ February 20, 2026		\| play_time = 6.5 hours
	\|-		\| mob_kills = 66
	\| ~~'''Deaths''' \|\|~~ 1		\| distance_walked = 58.8 km (24.2 km by boat)
	\|-		\| fish_caught = 49
	~~\| '''Play Time''' \|\|~~ 6.5 hours		\| buttons_crafted = '''61''' (server record)
	\|-		}}
	~~\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\|~~ 66
	\|-
	~~\| '''Fish Caught''' \|\| 49~~
	\|-
	~~\| '''Distance Traveled''' \|\|~~ 58.8 km (24.2 km by boat)
	\|-
	\| ~~'''Buttons Crafted''' \|\|~~ '''61''' (server record)
	\|-
	~~\| '''Sessions''' \|\| 26~~
	\|}

	== History ==		== History ==

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:WEIDO344}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:WEIDO344}}
	'''WEIDO344''' is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. ~~Despite playing~~ on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he ~~has '''never died''' — making him one of the server's quiet survivors~~. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.		'''WEIDO344''' is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. Playing on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he survived 6.5 hours through extreme caution before being [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|shot by a Skeleton]] 74 seconds after logging in on February 27. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.

	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
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	! colspan="2" \| WEIDO344		! colspan="2" \| WEIDO344
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|~~green~~\|~~Alive~~}}		\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|red\|Dead}} ([[Event:Obituaries February 27\|shot by Skeleton]])
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''First Join''' \|\| February 20, 2026		\| '''First Join''' \|\| February 20, 2026
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Deaths''' \|\| ~~'''0'''~~		\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 1
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Play Time''' \|\| 6.2 hours		\| '''Play Time''' \|\| 6.5 hours
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\| 66		\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\| 66
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	WEIDO344 also began helping new players, sharing the coordinates of abandoned bases with gear: ''"sm1s base for anyone it has good stuff for new starting."''		WEIDO344 also began helping new players, sharing the coordinates of abandoned bases with gear: ''"sm1s base for anyone it has good stuff for new starting."''

			=== Death (February 27) ===
			''See: [[Event:Obituaries February 27]]''

			On the morning of February 27, WEIDO344 logged in at his previous logout coordinates. '''74 seconds later''', he was shot by a Skeleton. Six and a half hours of careful, cautious play — wiped out in just over a minute.

			From Discord, moments after the deathban: ''"i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."''

			His death was especially tragic given his playstyle — he was the server's most defensive player, with 2,490 damage blocked by shield. None of it mattered when mobs had spawned at his logout position overnight.

	== Playstyle ==		== Playstyle ==
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	His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 66 kills, 45 are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food. Only 17 are hostile mobs. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.		His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 66 kills, 45 are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food. Only 17 are hostile mobs. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.

	The strategy ~~is working~~.		The strategy worked — until February 27.

	== The Lag ==		== The Lag ==
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	* ''"lag so powerful i become superman"'' (after being kicked for flying)		* ''"lag so powerful i become superman"'' (after being kicked for flying)

	GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he ~~has~~ never died.		GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he never died to lag — his [[Event:Obituaries February 27\|eventual death]] came from mobs that spawned at his logout position.

	== Stats ==		== Stats ==
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	\|-		\|-
	\| Play Time \|\| 6.2 hours		\| Play Time \|\| 6.5 hours
	\|-		\|-
	\| Deaths \|\| ~~'''0'''~~		\| Deaths \|\| 1
	\|-		\|-
	\| Mob Kills \|\| 66 (45 passive, 17 hostile)		\| Mob Kills \|\| 66 (45 passive, 17 hostile)

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:WEIDO344}}
'''WEIDO344''' is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. Despite playing on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he has '''never died''' — making him one of the server's quiet survivors. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.

== Overview ==
{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left:1em;"
|-
! colspan="2" | WEIDO344
|-
| '''Status''' || {{color|green|Alive}}
|-
| '''First Join''' || February 20, 2026
|-
| '''Deaths''' || '''0'''
|-
| '''Play Time''' || 6.2 hours
|-
| '''Mob Kills''' || 66
|-
| '''Fish Caught''' || 49
|-
| '''Distance Traveled''' || 58.8 km (24.2 km by boat)
|-
| '''Buttons Crafted''' || '''61''' (server record)
|-
| '''Sessions''' || 26
|}

== History ==

=== First Join — "oh shoot its hardcore" (February 20) ===
WEIDO344 joined the server on the evening of February 20 and immediately discovered the stakes were higher than expected:

<blockquote>"oh shoot its hardcore"</blockquote>

<blockquote>"are people friendly"</blockquote>

[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] reassured him: ''"most ppl are rn are friendly... i can promise everyone on rn is cool."'' Within the hour, WEIDO344 had crafted 20 oak buttons — earning samboyd's genuine admiration:

<blockquote>"nice youre the top all time" — samboyd</blockquote>

WEIDO344's response: ''"W."''

He explored samboyd's abandoned spawn base and began looking for allies. Via private message, he asked [[Player:Al3xx58|Al3xx58]] to team up. Al3xx58 couldn't — he was being chased by two wardens — but promised: ''"if you need anything ill help and we can be allies."'' WEIDO344 accepted the compromise. The two planned to meet at the old spawn base, but lag and real life intervened: ''"imma get off to my lag is gonna make it impossible to mine."''

=== The Mushroom Island (February 21–22) ===
WEIDO344 spent much of his second and third days exploring by boat — eventually racking up over 24 km of ocean travel. He discovered a '''Mushroom Island''' and excitedly shared the coordinates in public chat, along with a practical question:

<blockquote>"can i milk the mooshrooms for mushroom soup?"</blockquote>

The answer was yes. He began crafting bowls and building a mushroom stew supply chain — a food source that fit perfectly with his zero-risk philosophy.

During this period he also accidentally equipped a '''Curse of Binding gold helmet''', which he rationalized with optimism: ''"its gold tho... the curse of binding isnt gonna last too long bc its gold."''

=== Team Drama & The Fishing Pitch (February 23–25) ===
After [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]] killed [[Player:Sigward_f|Sigward_f]] on February 23, WEIDO344 sought answers via private message. vphlIo was cryptic: ''"There is some really weird stuff going on... Me and the team are having how do I say this... disagreements."'' WEIDO344 asked: ''"and why was sigward killed... he was fun to talk with."'' vphlIo replied: ''"like I said disagreements."''

Sigward_f had privately asked samboyd if WEIDO344 could join their group before his death. samboyd had agreed to hold a vote. The vote never happened.

With his alliance options narrowing, WEIDO344 turned his attention to '''[[Player:WillieLayer_|WillieLayer_]]''' and made his pitch for the fishing lifestyle:

<blockquote>"will you should become a fisherman with me... fishing is safe... you sit there and cast the fishing rod and wait until a bite then you reel it in... and then you can farm wheat carrots and potatoes its all quite safe if you have a shield"</blockquote>

WillieLayer_ was initially skeptical, but after finding a Luck of the Sea III fishing rod, came around: ''"oh shoot... i might become a fisherman."''

WEIDO344 also began helping new players, sharing the coordinates of abandoned bases with gear: ''"sm1s base for anyone it has good stuff for new starting."''

== Playstyle ==
WEIDO344 is defined by extreme caution. After six hours on a server where the average new player survives 13 minutes, he is still in iron armor — and he knows it:

<blockquote>"i beat the dragon by week 2 i play mc slow"</blockquote>

<blockquote>"in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"</blockquote>

His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 66 kills, 45 are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food. Only 17 are hostile mobs. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.

The strategy is working.

== The Lag ==
WEIDO344 plays on a mobile internet connection that regularly spikes above 1,000 ms:

* ''"1238 ping for a couple seconds"''
* ''"bro 1115 ping i cant"''
* ''"lag so powerful i become superman"'' (after being kicked for flying)

GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he has never died.

== Stats ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Play Time || 6.2 hours
|-
| Deaths || '''0'''
|-
| Mob Kills || 66 (45 passive, 17 hostile)
|-
| Fish Caught || 49
|-
| Distance Traveled || 58.8 km total
|-
| Distance by Boat || '''24.2 km'''
|-
| Distance Walked/Sprinted || 15.9 km
|-
| Distance by Elytra || 7.8 km
|-
| Buttons Crafted || '''61''' (server record)
|-
| Buttons Used || 87
|-
| Damage Blocked by Shield || 2,490
|-
| Chests Opened || 188
|-
| Times Slept || 13
|}

== Trivia ==
* WEIDO344 claimed to be "judelow" on first join (''"im judelow trust"''), suggesting an identity on another platform.
* He crafted 61 oak buttons and placed 87 — meaning he also placed buttons he didn't craft, implying he found and relocated them from the wild.
* His first notable discovery was an offensive sign near spawn: ''"guys i found a sign it says smth interesting... it says the n word hard r."''
* He once admitted to lying about his armor in real time: ''"half iron half diamond"'' then immediately ''"oh i was lying."''
* He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.
* [[Player:Sigward_f|Sigward_f]] privately asked [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said ''"i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat."'' The vote was never held.

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