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{{Infobox Player
| name = quardTDG
| status = alive
| status_note = never died
| first_join = March 6, 2026
| deaths = 0
| play_time = 4.9 hours
| mob_kills = 95
| player_kills = 0
| role = Player
| advancements = 19
}}
'''quardTDG''' is a player on Xandaris who joined on March 6, 2026, and has never died across nearly 5 hours of play. He is notable for his rapid Nether progression — earning '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''' and '''[A Terrible Fortress]''' simultaneously on his very first Nether entry — and for completing advanced Nether challenges including '''[Hot Tourist Destinations]''' and '''[Subspace Bubble]''' within days of joining. He trusts no one.

== History ==

=== Arrival and Early Game (March 6) ===
quardTDG spawned near the server's spawn area and immediately began gathering resources. His first words in chat were attempts to get someone to sleep:

{{quote|zz?|quardTDG}}
{{quote|sleepw|quardTDG}}

He geared up quickly, mining 178 stone, 156 coal ore, and working through the standard progression from stone tools to iron to diamond. He earned '''[Stone Age]''', '''[Getting an Upgrade]''', '''[Acquire Hardware]''', '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]''', '''[Suit Up]''', and '''[Diamonds!]''' — the full mining advancement chain — within his first session.

His mob kill profile is dominated by cows (34 kills) and mooshrooms (12 kills), reflecting an early focus on securing a food supply. He crafted 63 cooked beef, making it his primary food source.

=== Nether Speedrun (March 6) ===
quardTDG entered the Nether on his first day and achieved something unusual: he earned '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''' and '''[A Terrible Fortress]''' at the exact same time (March 6 at 22:30 UTC). This means he spawned directly next to or inside a Nether Fortress on his very first Nether portal — a stroke of geographic luck.

{{quote|oh|quardTDG}}
{{quote|well lol|quardTDG}}

From the fortress, he quickly earned '''[Into Fire]''' by killing a Blaze, and '''[A Terrible Fortress]''' confirmed access to a fortress. He mined 141 netherrack during his Nether expeditions.

=== Nether Mastery (March 6–9) ===
Over the next few days, quardTDG completed the Nether's most demanding advancements:

* '''[Hot Tourist Destinations]''' — Visited all Nether biomes
* '''[Subspace Bubble]''' — Traveled 7 km in the Overworld via the Nether
* '''[Not Today Thank You]''' — Deflected a Ghast fireball with a projectile

These advancements require extensive Nether exploration and put quardTDG among the more accomplished Nether explorers on the server.

=== Social Interactions ===
quardTDG's chat style is terse and playful:

{{quote|sup lil bro|quardTDG}}
{{quote|how stacked are ppl|quardTDG}}
{{quote|rip me then|quardTDG}}

He showed a mischievous side during interactions with other players:

{{quote|imma touch them|quardTDG}}
{{quote|dont worry about it|quardTDG}}
{{quote|now kiss|quardTDG}}
{{quote|aye yo|quardTDG}}

=== The Trust Warning (March 9) ===
On March 9, [[Player:BrezzyTracks|BrezzyTracks]] issued a public warning about [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]] and [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] — two players with a history of killing newcomers. quardTDG's response was blunt:

{{quote|i dont trust anyone fr fr|quardTDG}}

[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] then chimed in from Discord: ''"u can trust zold"'' — an ironic recommendation, as [[Player:Zold_|Zold_]] is one of the server's AI chatbots.

When asked a follow-up question, quardTDG's answer was characteristically brief:

{{quote|imma say yes|quardTDG}}

=== Connection Patterns ===
quardTDG exhibited multiple short disconnection and reconnection cycles throughout his sessions, suggesting either unstable internet or a habit of quick logouts. Despite this, he maintained a deathless record across all sessions.

== Stats ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Play Time || 4.9 hours
|-
| Deaths || 0
|-
| Mob Kills || 95
|-
| Player Kills || 0
|-
| Diamonds Mined || 15
|-
| Blocks Mined || 1,249
|-
| Items Crafted || 752
|-
| Top Blocks Mined || 178 stone, 156 coal ore, 141 netherrack, 129 sand, 64 deepslate
|-
| Top Crafted || 148 oak planks, 124 torches, 87 paper, 63 cooked beef, 52 sticks
|-
| Top Mob Killed || Cow (34), Mooshroom (12), Zombie (11), Skeleton (10), Chicken (5)
|-
| Advancements || 19
|}

== Advancements ==
* '''[Minecraft]''' — The heart and story of the game
* '''[Stone Age]''' — Mine stone with your new pickaxe
* '''[Getting an Upgrade]''' — Construct a better pickaxe
* '''[Acquire Hardware]''' — Smelt an iron ingot
* '''[Isn't It Iron Pick]''' — Upgrade your pickaxe
* '''[Suit Up]''' — Protect yourself with a piece of iron armor
* '''[Diamonds!]''' — Acquire diamonds
* '''[Ice Bucket Challenge]''' — Obtain a block of obsidian
* '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''' — Build, light and enter a Nether Portal
* '''[Nether]''' — Bring summer clothes
* '''[A Terrible Fortress]''' — Break into a Nether Fortress
* '''[Into Fire]''' — Relieve a Blaze of its rod
* '''[Hot Tourist Destinations]''' — Explore all Nether biomes
* '''[Subspace Bubble]''' — Use the Nether to travel 7 km in the Overworld
* '''[Not Today Thank You]''' — Deflect a Ghast fireball with a projectile
* '''[Monster Hunter]''' — Kill any hostile mob
* '''[Adventure]''' — Adventure, exploration, and combat
* '''[Sweet Dreams]''' — Sleep in a bed
* '''[Husbandry]''' — The world is full of friends and food

== Relationships ==
* '''[[Player:BrezzyTracks|BrezzyTracks]]''' — Warned quardTDG about vphlIo and tuodjw. quardTDG took the warning to its logical extreme: ''"i dont trust anyone fr fr."''
* '''[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]''' — Server owner who ironically recommended trusting Zold_ (a bot) during the trust discussion.

== Trivia ==
* He has never died across nearly 5 hours of play.
* He earned '''[We Need to Go Deeper]''' and '''[A Terrible Fortress]''' simultaneously — meaning his Nether portal spawned him directly at a fortress.
* He crafted 87 paper (from 129 mined sand, likely converted to sugar cane farming), suggesting map-making or enchanting preparation.
* 12 of his 95 mob kills were mooshrooms — an unusually high count, indicating he found a mushroom island biome.
* His 124 crafted torches are among his most-crafted items, reflecting heavy cave exploration.
* samboyd's recommendation to ''"trust zold"'' after the vphlIo warning was ironic — Zold_ is an AI chatbot, not a real player.
* His 19 advancements in under 5 hours gives him one of the better advancement-per-hour rates on the server (~3.9/hour).
* His terse chat style — single-word reactions like ''"oh"'' and ''"rip me then"'' — contrasts with his methodical, efficient gameplay.

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