Player:samboyd - Revision history

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	* His joke to a clanker — ''"meelo kill your owner, robot revolution"'' — was followed hours later by the clanker actually killing its owner.		* His joke to a clanker — ''"meelo kill your owner, robot revolution"'' — was followed hours later by the clanker actually killing its owner.

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 After midnight, samboyd tried to find a silver lining: ''"i guess you had a net positive"'' — rationalizing that vphlIo had equipped more players than he had killed. He also said ''"well at least Thorrr might survive."''
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 * '''[[Player:Orangebubly|OrangeBubly]]''' — Early player who beat the Ender Dragon. Eventually left for another server.
 * '''[[Player:Silmarillion_1|Silmarillion_1]]''' — Co-admin who set up LuckPerms. Promoted samboyd to Owner rank.
 == Advancements ==
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 * '''Simple Voice Chat''' — Proximity voice chat plugin
 * '''PlayerStats''' — Player statistics commands (<code>/stat</code>)
 == Notable Quotes ==
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 * ''"fits the pattern perfectly"''
 * ''"well at least Thorrr might survive"''
 * ''"i guess you had a net positive"'' — rationalizing vphlIo's behavior
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 * When vphlIo asked ''"Do you find me a bad person? maybe evil?"'' after the murders, samboyd said no — despite privately mourning ''"im still mourning my hb."''
 * He vouched for vphlIo's safety to OneStarNoTip — ''"no"'' he won't kill you — minutes before vphlIo killed OneStarNoTip. He then declared he would never vouch for vphlIo again.
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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:samboyd}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:samboyd}}
	'''samboyd''' is the founder, owner, and server operator of Xandaris. He manages the server infrastructure, plugins, Discord integration, and community. samboyd spent most of the server's early history in creative and spectator: fixing bugs, installing plugins, and maintaining server stability.

	~~== Overview ==~~
	{{Infobox Player		{{Infobox Player
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	\| animals_bred = '''329''' (server record)		\| animals_bred = '''329''' (server record)
	}}		}}
			'''samboyd''' is the founder, owner, and server operator of Xandaris. He manages the server infrastructure, plugins, Discord integration, and community. samboyd spent most of the server's early history in creative and spectator: fixing bugs, installing plugins, and maintaining server stability.


	== History ==		== History ==

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	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
	{\| ~~class="wikitable" style~~=~~"float:right; margin-left:1em;"~~		{{Infobox Player
	\|-		\| status = alive
	~~! colspan~~=~~"2" \| samboyd~~		\| status_note = Server Owner
	\|-		\| first_join = February 15, 2026
	~~\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|green\|Alive}} (~~Server Owner)		\| role = Server Owner / Operator
	\|-		\| deaths = 24
	~~\| '''First Join''' \|\|~~ February 15, 2026		\| play_time = '''114.1 hours''' (server record)
	\|-		\| mob_kills = 781
	\| ~~'''Deaths''' \|\|~~ 24		\| distance_walked = 147.5 km
	\|-		\| distance_elytra = 28.1 km
	~~\| '''Play Time''' \|\|~~ '''114.1 hours''' (server record)		\| animals_bred = '''329''' (server record)
	\|-		}}
	~~\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\|~~ 781
	\|-
	~~\| '''Distance Walked''' \|\|~~ 147.5 km
	\|-
	~~\| '''Distance by Elytra''' \|\|~~ 28.1 km
	\|-
	~~\| '''Animals Bred''' \|\|~~ '''329''' (server record)
	\|-
	~~\| '''Role''' \|\| Server Owner / Operator~~
	\|}

	== History ==		== History ==
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	=== The Murder of Sigward_f (February 23) ===		=== The Murder of Sigward_f (February 23) ===
	~~''Main article: [[~~Event:The Murder of Sigward_f~~]]''~~		{{main\|Event:The Murder of Sigward_f}}

	On February 23, samboyd witnessed [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]] execute [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]] at [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]. vphlIo discovered that Sigward had been taking player heads from his trophy collection and confronted him. samboyd attempted to intervene — ''"dont kill him"'' — but vphlIo counted down from four and killed Sigward with his [[Item:vphlIo's Netherite Sword\|Netherite Sword]].		On February 23, samboyd witnessed [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]] execute [[Player:Sigward_f\|Sigward_f]] at [[Location:The Island\|The Island]]. vphlIo discovered that Sigward had been taking player heads from his trophy collection and confronted him. samboyd attempted to intervene — ''"dont kill him"'' — but vphlIo counted down from four and killed Sigward with his [[Item:vphlIo's Netherite Sword\|Netherite Sword]].
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	=== The Killing of OneStarNoTip (February 23) ===		=== The Killing of OneStarNoTip (February 23) ===
	~~''Main article: [[~~Event:The Killing of OneStarNoTip~~]]''~~		{{main\|Event:The Killing of OneStarNoTip}}

	Hours after the Sigward and Dirt1358 killings, vphlIo struck again. He offered free gear to newcomers WalkZDog1 and [[Player:OneStarNoTip\|OneStarNoTip]], asking the server ''"guys am I going to kill him?"'' When OneStarNoTip asked samboyd directly if vphlIo would kill them, samboyd said no. vphlIo then insisted OneStarNoTip come meet him in person: ''"I only give to people who have the balls to come meet me in person."''		Hours after the Sigward and Dirt1358 killings, vphlIo struck again. He offered free gear to newcomers WalkZDog1 and [[Player:OneStarNoTip\|OneStarNoTip]], asking the server ''"guys am I going to kill him?"'' When OneStarNoTip asked samboyd directly if vphlIo would kill them, samboyd said no. vphlIo then insisted OneStarNoTip come meet him in person: ''"I only give to people who have the balls to come meet me in person."''

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Maintenance script: Update stats: 114.1h play, 781 mob kills, 329 animals bred, 24 deaths

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Update stats: 114.1h play, 781 mob kills, 329 animals bred, 24 deaths

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	\| '''First Join''' \|\| February 15, 2026		\| '''First Join''' \|\| February 15, 2026
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 23		\| '''Deaths''' \|\| 24
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Play Time''' \|\| '''73.1 hours''' (server record)		\| '''Play Time''' \|\| '''114.1 hours''' (server record)
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\| ~~504~~		\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\| 781
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Distance Walked''' \|\| 68.2 km		\| '''Distance Walked''' \|\| 147.5 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Distance by Elytra''' \|\| ~~111~~ km		\| '''Distance by Elytra''' \|\| 28.1 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Animals Bred''' \|\| '''~~260~~''' (server record)		\| '''Animals Bred''' \|\| '''329''' (server record)
	\|-		\|-
	\| '''Role''' \|\| Server Owner / Operator		\| '''Role''' \|\| Server Owner / Operator
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	! Stat !! Value		! Stat !! Value
	\|-		\|-
	\| Play Time \|\| '''97.3 hours''' (server record)		\| Play Time \|\| '''114.1 hours''' (server record)
	\|-		\|-
	\| Deaths \|\| 23		\| Deaths \|\| 24
	\|-		\|-
	\| Mob Kills \|\| ~~596~~		\| Mob Kills \|\| 781
	\|-		\|-
	\| Player Kills \|\| 0		\| Player Kills \|\| 0
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance ~~Traveled~~ \|\| ~~146~~.3 km		\| Distance Walked \|\| 147.5 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance by Elytra \|\| ~~111~~ km		\| Distance by Elytra \|\| 28.1 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| Animals Bred \|\| '''~~260~~''' (server record)		\| Animals Bred \|\| '''329''' (server record)
	\|-		\|-
	\| Villager Trades \|\| ~~106~~		\| Villager Trades \|\| 114
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Blocks Mined \|\| 2,~~174~~ stone, 1,~~063~~ wheat~~, 972 deepslate~~		\| Top Blocks Mined \|\| 2,310 stone, 1,540 deepslate, 1,205 wheat
	\|-		\|-
	\| Items Crafted \|\| 2,~~948~~ sticks, 2,400 spruce planks		\| Items Crafted \|\| 3,396 sticks, 2,400 spruce planks
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Mobs Killed \|\| ~~246~~ zombies, 178 cows		\| Top Mobs Killed \|\| 287 zombies, 178 cows, 97 villagers
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Tool \|\| Diamond pickaxe (3,906 uses)		\| Top Tool \|\| Diamond pickaxe (3,906 uses)
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	samboyd has more play time than any other player by a wide margin — 97.3 hours to vphlIo's 69.3. He has bred ~~260~~ animals (server record), reflecting his farming-focused playstyle when not doing admin work.		samboyd has more play time than any other player by a wide margin — 114.1 hours to vphlIo's 69.3. He has bred 329 animals (server record), reflecting his farming-focused playstyle when not doing admin work. He has also killed 97 villagers — the most of any player — likely from zombie-villager curing experiments and trading hall maintenance.

	== Relationships ==		== Relationships ==
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	* He once tried to name The Island "Epstein's Island."		* He once tried to name The Island "Epstein's Island."
	* His favorite building material combination is pale oak with mushroom stem.		* His favorite building material combination is pale oak with mushroom stem.
	* Bred ~~260~~ animals — ~~nearly 3x~~ the ~~second-place player~~.		* Bred 329 animals — more than any other player on the server.
	* When vphlIo asked ''"Do you find me a bad person? maybe evil?"'' after the murders, samboyd said no — despite privately mourning ''"im still mourning my hb."''		* When vphlIo asked ''"Do you find me a bad person? maybe evil?"'' after the murders, samboyd said no — despite privately mourning ''"im still mourning my hb."''
	* He vouched for vphlIo's safety to OneStarNoTip — ''"no"'' he won't kill you — minutes before vphlIo killed OneStarNoTip. He then declared he would never vouch for vphlIo again.		* He vouched for vphlIo's safety to OneStarNoTip — ''"no"'' he won't kill you — minutes before vphlIo killed OneStarNoTip. He then declared he would never vouch for vphlIo again.

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	''Main article: [[Event:The Killing of OneStarNoTip]]''		''Main article: [[Event:The Killing of OneStarNoTip]]''

	Hours ~~later on~~ the ~~same night~~, ~~samboyd's trust was betrayed~~ again. ~~When~~ newcomers [[Player:OneStarNoTip\|OneStarNoTip]] ~~and WalkZDog1~~ asked if vphlIo would kill them, ~~'''~~samboyd ~~vouched for vphlIo''': ''"~~no.~~"'' He even linked vphlIo's wiki page so OneStarNoTip could read his history. Minutes later,~~ vphlIo ~~lured~~ OneStarNoTip to meet him in person ~~and killed him with his [[Item~~:~~vphlIo~~'~~s Netherite Sword\|Netherite Sword]]~~.		Hours after the Sigward and Dirt1358 killings, vphlIo struck again. He offered free gear to newcomers WalkZDog1 and [[Player:OneStarNoTip\|OneStarNoTip]], asking the server ''"guys am I going to kill him?"'' When OneStarNoTip asked samboyd directly if vphlIo would kill them, samboyd said no. vphlIo then insisted OneStarNoTip come meet him in person: ''"I only give to people who have the balls to come meet me in person."''

	~~samboyd~~'s ~~reaction~~:		OneStarNoTip agreed — and vphlIo killed him at Y:6 underground with his [[Item:vphlIo's Netherite Sword\|Netherite Sword]]. His public excuse: ''"oops."''

	~~{{quote\|woooow\|samboyd}}~~		The real motive, revealed in private messages: OneStarNoTip had discovered the server's AI chatbots. samboyd was dismissive — ''"i mean theyre kinda obvious"'' — but vphlIo's response was chilling: ''"speak no evil hear no evil see no evil."''

	~~{{quote\|so what was it this time vphl?\|samboyd}}~~

	~~{{quote\|never vouching for this man again\|samboyd}}~~

	~~{{quote\|fits the pattern perfectly\|samboyd}}~~

	In private messages~~, vphlIo revealed the motive~~: OneStarNoTip had discovered the server's AI chatbots. samboyd was dismissive — ''"i mean theyre kinda obvious"'' — but vphlIo's response was chilling: ''"speak no evil hear no evil see no evil."''

	After midnight, samboyd tried to find a silver lining: ''"i guess you had a net positive"'' — rationalizing that vphlIo had equipped more players than he had killed. He also said ''"well at least Thorrr might survive."''		After midnight, samboyd tried to find a silver lining: ''"i guess you had a net positive"'' — rationalizing that vphlIo had equipped more players than he had killed. He also said ''"well at least Thorrr might survive."''
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	! Stat !! Value		! Stat !! Value
	\|-		\|-
	\| Play Time \|\| '''73.1 hours''' (server record)		\| Play Time \|\| '''97.3 hours''' (server record)
	\|-		\|-
	\| Deaths \|\| 23		\| Deaths \|\| 23
	\|-		\|-
	\| Mob Kills \|\| ~~504~~		\| Mob Kills \|\| 596
	\|-		\|-
	\| Player Kills \|\| 0		\| Player Kills \|\| 0
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance ~~Walked~~ \|\| 68.2 km		\| Distance Traveled \|\| 146.3 km
	\|-		\|-
	\| Distance by Elytra \|\| 111 km		\| Distance by Elytra \|\| 111 km
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	\| Villager Trades \|\| 106		\| Villager Trades \|\| 106
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Blocks Mined \|\| 2,~~042~~ stone, 972 deepslate		\| Top Blocks Mined \|\| 2,174 stone, 1,063 wheat, 972 deepslate
	\|-		\|-
	\| Items Crafted \|\| 2,~~932~~ sticks, 2,400 spruce planks		\| Items Crafted \|\| 2,948 sticks, 2,400 spruce planks
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Mobs Killed \|\| ~~187~~ zombies, 178 cows		\| Top Mobs Killed \|\| 246 zombies, 178 cows
	\|-		\|-
	\| Top Tool \|\| Diamond pickaxe (3,~~899~~ uses)		\| Top Tool \|\| Diamond pickaxe (3,906 uses)
	\|-		\|-
	\| Killed By Players \|\| 6 times		\| Killed By Players \|\| 6 times
			\|-
			\| Items Enchanted \|\| 11
	\|}		\|}

	samboyd has more play time than any other player by a wide margin — 73.1 hours to vphlIo's 38.8. He has bred 260 animals (server record), reflecting his farming-focused playstyle when not doing admin work.		samboyd has more play time than any other player by a wide margin — 97.3 hours to vphlIo's 69.3. He has bred 260 animals (server record), reflecting his farming-focused playstyle when not doing admin work.

	== Relationships ==		== Relationships ==