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	* Has been unbanned more times (2) than advancements earned in his first life (2).		* Has been unbanned more times (2) than advancements earned in his first life (2).
	* The only player to die to a spawn point bug.		* The only player to die to a spawn point bug.

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	{{DISPLAYTITLE:skogsloparen}}		{{DISPLAYTITLE:skogsloparen}}
	'''skogsloparen''' (Swedish for "the forest runner") is a player on Xandaris who has died twice and been unbanned twice — once to a skeleton after 9 minutes of play, and once to a wall suffocation glitch at spawn after 7 seconds. Despite his remarkable bad luck, he maintains an excellent sense of humor about it.

	~~== Overview ==~~
	{{Infobox Player		{{Infobox Player
	\| status = alive		\| status = alive
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	\| spawn_point = -1908, 102, 3247		\| spawn_point = -1908, 102, 3247
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			'''skogsloparen''' (Swedish for "the forest runner") is a player on Xandaris who has died twice and been unbanned twice — once to a skeleton after 9 minutes of play, and once to a wall suffocation glitch at spawn after 7 seconds. Despite his remarkable bad luck, he maintains an excellent sense of humor about it.


	== First Life ==		== First Life ==

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	== Overview ==		== Overview ==
	{\| ~~class~~=~~"wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left:1em;"~~		{{Infobox Player
	\|-		\| status = alive
	~~! colspan~~=~~"2" \| skogsloparen~~		\| status_note = 2x unbanned
	\|-		\| first_join = February 16, 2026
	~~\| '''Status''' \|\| {{color\|green\|Alive}} (~~2x unbanned)		\| deaths = 2
	\|-		\| death_causes = Shot by Skeleton; Suffocated in a wall
	~~\| '''First Join''' \|\|~~ February 16, 2026		\| play_time = 0.8 hours
	\|-		\| mob_kills = 10
	~~\| '''Deaths''' \|\|~~ 2		\| advancements = 5
	\|-		\| distance_walked = 1.0 km
	~~\| '''Death Causes''' \|\|~~ Shot by Skeleton; Suffocated in a wall		\| spawn_point = -1908, 102, 3247
	\|-		}}
	~~\| '''Advancements''' \|\| 5~~
	\|-
	~~\| '''Play Time''' \|\|~~ 0.8 hours
	\|-
	~~\| '''Mob Kills''' \|\|~~ 10
	\|-
	\| ~~'''Distance Walked''' \|\|~~ 1.0 km
	\|-
	~~\| '''Spawn Point''' \|\|~~ -1908, 102, 3247
	\|}

	== First Life ==		== First Life ==

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	{{quote\|death is merely a suggestion when you are me\|skogsloparen}}		{{quote\|death is merely a suggestion when you are me\|skogsloparen}}

	He earned Monster Hunter and Ice Bucket Challenge, asked if the dragon had been killed yet, found a house, and explored before logging off at 17:07. He has since had brief logins at distant coordinates ~~(-99137, 70, 100172)~~.		He earned Monster Hunter and Ice Bucket Challenge, asked if the dragon had been killed yet, found a house, and explored before logging off at 17:07. He has since had brief logins at distant coordinates near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.

	== Stats ==		== Stats ==
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	* His username means "the forest runner" in Swedish.		* His username means "the forest runner" in Swedish.
	* Has the shortest life on record at 7 seconds (wall suffocation).		* Has the shortest life on record at 7 seconds (wall suffocation).
	* Currently located at extremely distant coordinates ~~(-99137, 70, 100172) —~~ near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.		* Currently located at extremely distant coordinates near [[Player:vphlIo\|vphlIo]]'s territory.
	* Has been unbanned more times (2) than advancements earned in his first life (2).		* Has been unbanned more times (2) than advancements earned in his first life (2).
	* The only player to die to a spawn point bug.		* The only player to die to a spawn point bug.

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:skogsloparen}}
'''skogsloparen''' (Swedish for "the forest runner") is a player on Xandaris who has died twice and been unbanned twice — once to a skeleton after 9 minutes of play, and once to a wall suffocation glitch at spawn after 7 seconds. Despite his remarkable bad luck, he maintains an excellent sense of humor about it.

== Overview ==
{| class="wikitable" style="float:right; margin-left:1em;"
|-
! colspan="2" | skogsloparen
|-
| '''Status''' || {{color|green|Alive}} (2x unbanned)
|-
| '''First Join''' || February 16, 2026
|-
| '''Deaths''' || 2
|-
| '''Death Causes''' || Shot by Skeleton; Suffocated in a wall
|-
| '''Advancements''' || 5
|-
| '''Play Time''' || 0.8 hours
|-
| '''Mob Kills''' || 10
|-
| '''Distance Walked''' || 1.0 km
|-
| '''Spawn Point''' || -1908, 102, 3247
|}

== First Life ==

skogsloparen joined at 01:09 on February 16, spawning at -1908, 102, 3247. He greeted the server with "hola" and complimented [[Player:Asa_Akiraa|Asa_Akiraa]]'s username. He earned Stone Age and Getting an Upgrade quickly.

At '''01:19''' — just 9 minutes after joining — he was shot by a skeleton.

{{quote|omg he died|[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]]}}

{{quote|so he's now banned from the server|samboyd, explaining hardcore to others}}

He tried to reconnect at 08:20 but received the ban message.

== Second Life (7 Seconds) ==

After being '''unbanned via RCON''' at 13:05, skogsloparen returned at 16:07, spawning at [[Location:World Spawn|world spawn]] (16, 70, 0). He immediately disconnected and reconnected — then '''suffocated in a wall at spawn''' after just 7 seconds.

The spawn point had a known glitch where players could get stuck inside blocks. An RCON message was sent:

{{quote|hey can you help skogsloparen, he was stuck in a wall on spawn}}

He was '''unbanned again via RCON''' at 16:11.

== Third Life ==

skogsloparen returned at 16:22. [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] teleported him to safety this time. On his third attempt at life, he delivered the iconic line:

{{quote|death is merely a suggestion when you are me|skogsloparen}}

He earned Monster Hunter and Ice Bucket Challenge, asked if the dragon had been killed yet, found a house, and explored before logging off at 17:07. He has since had brief logins at distant coordinates (-99137, 70, 100172).

== Stats ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Stat !! Value
|-
| Mob Kills || 10
|-
| Top Blocks Mined || 85 sand, 45 potatoes
|-
| Items Crafted || 88 spruce planks, 84 spruce slabs, 41 baked potatoes
|-
| Potatoes Placed || 113
|-
| Potatoes Picked Up || 187
|}

skogsloparen is, statistically, the server's most dedicated potato farmer.

== Trivia ==

* His username means "the forest runner" in Swedish.
* Has the shortest life on record at 7 seconds (wall suffocation).
* Currently located at extremely distant coordinates (-99137, 70, 100172) — near [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]]'s territory.
* Has been unbanned more times (2) than advancements earned in his first life (2).
* The only player to die to a spawn point bug.

[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Alive Players]]