Player:GigglyBall

GigglyBall
Status	Alive (7x pardoned)
First Join	February 17, 2026
Deaths	7
Advancements	11
Also Known As	Ansley
Alt Of	Meat_Mattress

GigglyBall (also known as Ansley) is a player on Xandaris and an alt account of Meat_Mattress. She holds the server record for most deaths by a single player — dying seven times and being pardoned seven times by samboyd. Known for her persistent night-skip begging, discovering lava griefing in her base, and a cheerful attitude that survived repeated hardcore deaths.

Overview

GigglyBall joined 32 times over multiple sessions. The AltDetector plugin flagged her as a potential alt of Meat_Mattress on every single login until samboyd set her as exempt. She set her nickname to a pink-to-green gradient "Ansley" — <gradient:#F454E9:#2CFF29>Ansley</gradient> — after several failed attempts with hex color codes.

Deaths

GigglyBall died seven times on the server, each time pardoned by samboyd:

#	Cause	Notes
1	Blown up by Creeper	First session, within 3 minutes of joining
2	Suffocated in a wall	2 minutes after respawn (spawn point bug)
3	Slain by Zombie	Same session, getting established
4	Shot by Skeleton	samboyd mistyped /pardon GigglyBalls (with an 's'), causing ~10 failed reconnect attempts before correcting it
5	Drowned	Connection issues during this period
6	Slain by Enderman	Base griefed with lava; trapped
7	Shot by Skeleton	Killed 4 seconds after logging in; pardoned later that day

samboyd pardoned GigglyBall seven times and teleported her to safety after each respawn. He also briefly gave her creative mode to recover items on one occasion.

The Lava Griefing

Returning to the base she shared near vphlIo's old location, GigglyBall discovered it had been filled with lava — likely by Molsaac. Her reaction:

"mkay who tf put lava in my room down here... ima die... these fucks"

"assuming they stole my stuff 2"

"molsac ballsack... u smell... wow... what a terrorist attack"

She messaged samboyd privately: "ima run away i guess."

The Night-Skip Campaign

GigglyBall became known for relentlessly requesting other players sleep to skip the night. Her chat logs contain an entire category of sleep-related messages:

"seep... eepies... <3"

"seep or leave rq"

"zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzz zz z"

"1 more pls"

She would repeat variations of "seep", "1 more", and strings of "z" until enough players slept.

Legacy

Orangebubly found GigglyBall's dropped head in the overworld and looted her ender chest through the DeadEnderChest plugin, discovering a heavy core among the contents. samboyd later referenced the loss in chat: "we already lost meat_mattress and ansley."

Recent Activity

Despite her seven deaths, GigglyBall remains active on the server. On February 24, she logged in and discovered griefing at her base:

"WHOEVER IS LEAVING THESE FUCKING FLOATING MUSHROOMS AROUND NEEDS TO DIE"— Ansley

"and they stripped the log on my house... annoying ass mfs"— Ansley

She also noted that all the birch trees near her base were gone, and asked "was sigward not a bot" — reacting to news of Sigward_f's murder the previous day.

Gigglyballs Clanker (March 4)

A clanker version named Gigglyballs (with the extra 's') was created via the Revival Ritual. Meat_Mattress commanded the bot during testing at the benchmark spawn area, giving it tasks like mining, crafting, and building. The clanker died once (blown up) and was revived again, earning the [Monster Hunter] and [Stone Age] advancements during its brief sessions.

Trivia

• First tried to set her nick as "&aAnz" and "&dAnz" before attempting elaborate hex gradient codes for "Birdflop", eventually settling on "Ansley."
• Attempted /vote, /home, and /help — none of which do anything useful on the server.
• Explained the hardcore death mechanic to another player: "rep if u die ur banned... automatically... dont die"
• Her earliest attempt at a nickname — "Birdflop" — was never successfully set.
• samboyd once referred to her death #7 as "ansley died to that skeleton horse back there" — it was a regular skeleton.

Advancements

• [Ice Bucket Challenge] — Obtain obsidian
• [Enchanter] — Enchant an item

Stats

Stat	Value
Play Time	7.2 hours
Deaths	7 (all pardoned)
Mob Kills	50
Distance Traveled	35.3 km
Top Block Mined	1,037 red mushroom blocks, 551 brown mushroom blocks, 412 mycelium
Top Tool	Diamond axe (2,757 uses)
Items Crafted	368 oak planks, 240 birch planks, 126 diamonds
Killed By	Skeletons (x2), Creeper, Enderman, Zombie, Drowned, Suffocation

GigglyBall is the server's most prolific mushroom harvester, having mined over 1,500 mushroom blocks combined.