Player:WEIDO344

WEIDO344
Status	Dead (shot by Skeleton)
First Join	February 20, 2026
Sessions	26
Deaths	1
Play Time	6.5 hours
Mob Kills	73
Distance Walked	58.8 km (24.2 km by boat)
Fish Caught	49
Buttons Crafted	61 (server record)

WEIDO344 is a player on Xandaris who joined on February 20, 2026. Playing on a mobile internet connection with ping regularly exceeding 1,000 ms, he survived 6.5 hours through extreme caution before being shot by a Skeleton 74 seconds after logging in on February 27. He holds the server record for most oak buttons crafted (61), discovered a Mushroom Island, and is known for his cautious playstyle, chronic lag, and attempts to recruit anyone within earshot into a fishing alliance.

History

First Join — "oh shoot its hardcore" (February 20)

WEIDO344 joined the server on the evening of February 20 and immediately discovered the stakes were higher than expected:

"oh shoot its hardcore"

"are people friendly"

samboyd reassured him: "most ppl are rn are friendly... i can promise everyone on rn is cool." Within the hour, WEIDO344 had crafted 20 oak buttons — earning samboyd's genuine admiration:

"nice youre the top all time" — samboyd

WEIDO344's response: "W."

He explored samboyd's abandoned spawn base and began looking for allies. Via private message, he asked Al3xx58 to team up. Al3xx58 couldn't — he was being chased by two wardens — but promised: "if you need anything ill help and we can be allies." WEIDO344 accepted the compromise. The two planned to meet at the old spawn base, but lag and real life intervened: "imma get off to my lag is gonna make it impossible to mine."

The Mushroom Island (February 21–22)

WEIDO344 spent much of his second and third days exploring by boat — eventually racking up over 24 km of ocean travel. He discovered a Mushroom Island and excitedly shared the coordinates in public chat, along with a practical question:

"can i milk the mooshrooms for mushroom soup?"

The answer was yes. He began crafting bowls and building a mushroom stew supply chain — a food source that fit perfectly with his zero-risk philosophy.

During this period he also accidentally equipped a Curse of Binding gold helmet, which he rationalized with optimism: "its gold tho... the curse of binding isnt gonna last too long bc its gold."

Team Drama & The Fishing Pitch (February 23–25)

After vphlIo killed Sigward_f on February 23, WEIDO344 sought answers via private message. vphlIo was cryptic: "There is some really weird stuff going on... Me and the team are having how do I say this... disagreements." WEIDO344 asked: "and why was sigward killed... he was fun to talk with." vphlIo replied: "like I said disagreements."

Sigward_f had privately asked samboyd if WEIDO344 could join their group before his death. samboyd had agreed to hold a vote. The vote never happened.

With his alliance options narrowing, WEIDO344 turned his attention to WillieLayer_ and made his pitch for the fishing lifestyle:

"will you should become a fisherman with me... fishing is safe... you sit there and cast the fishing rod and wait until a bite then you reel it in... and then you can farm wheat carrots and potatoes its all quite safe if you have a shield"

WillieLayer_ was initially skeptical, but after finding a Luck of the Sea III fishing rod, came around: "oh shoot... i might become a fisherman."

WEIDO344 also began helping new players, sharing the coordinates of abandoned bases with gear: "sm1s base for anyone it has good stuff for new starting."

Death (February 27)

See: Event:Obituaries February 27

On the morning of February 27, WEIDO344 logged in at his previous logout coordinates. 74 seconds later, he was shot by a Skeleton. Six and a half hours of careful, cautious play — wiped out in just over a minute.

From Discord, moments after the deathban: "i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."

His death was especially tragic given his playstyle — he was the server's most defensive player, with 2,490 damage blocked by shield. None of it mattered when mobs had spawned at his logout position overnight.

Playstyle

WEIDO344 is defined by extreme caution. After six hours on a server where the average new player survives 13 minutes, he is still in iron armor — and he knows it:

"i beat the dragon by week 2 i play mc slow"

"in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"

His mob kill breakdown tells the story: of 73 kills, most are passive mobs (pigs, cows, sheep) hunted for food. He deflected 2,490 damage with his shield — more than two-thirds of all damage taken. He sleeps in a bed every night. He fishes. He waits.

The strategy worked — until February 27.

The Lag

WEIDO344 plays on a mobile internet connection that regularly spikes above 1,000 ms:

• "1238 ping for a couple seconds"
• "bro 1115 ping i cant"
• "lag so powerful i become superman" (after being kicked for flying)

GrimAC flags him for TimerLimit, Simulation, and AntiKB violations nearly every session — all false positives from the connection instability. He has been kicked for "flying" at least twice. Despite this, he never died to lag — his eventual death came from mobs that spawned at his logout position.

Advancements

• [Minecraft] — The heart and story of the game
• [Stone Age] — Mine stone
• [Getting an Upgrade] — Craft a stone tool
• [Acquire Hardware] — Smelt iron
• [Suit Up] — Craft any piece of armor
• [Isn't It Iron Pick] — Craft an iron pickaxe
• [Diamonds!] — Acquire diamonds
• [Sweet Dreams] — Sleep in a bed
• [Monster Hunter] — Kill a hostile mob
• [The Parrots and the Bats] — Breed an animal
• [Husbandry] — The world is full of friends and food
• [A Seedy Place] — Plant a seed
• [Best Friends Forever] — Tame an animal
• [Fishy Business] — Catch a fish

Stats

Stat	Value
Play Time	6.5 hours
Deaths	1
Mob Kills	73
Fish Caught	49
Distance Traveled	58.8 km total
Distance by Boat	24.2 km
Distance Walked/Sprinted	15.9 km
Distance by Elytra	7.8 km
Buttons Crafted	61 (server record)
Buttons Used	87
Damage Blocked by Shield	2,490
Chests Opened	188
Times Slept	13

Notable Quotes

• "oh shoot its hardcore"
• "W."
• "can i milk the mooshrooms for mushroom soup?"
• "will you should become a fisherman with me"
• "i beat the dragon by week 2 i play mc slow"
• "in hardcore bro ill be in iron armor for a wek"
• "i was jumped by all of the mobs lol"
• "man i was so close to convincing him to be a fisherman" — post-mortem reflection on WillieLayer_

Trivia

• WEIDO344 claimed to be "judelow" on first join ("im judelow trust"), suggesting an identity on another platform.
• He crafted 61 oak buttons and placed 87 — meaning he also placed buttons he didn't craft, implying he found and relocated them from the wild.
• His first notable discovery was an offensive sign near spawn: "guys i found a sign it says smth interesting... it says the n word hard r."
• He once admitted to lying about his armor in real time: "half iron half diamond" then immediately "oh i was lying."
• He explained the Ominous Bottle mechanic to other players correctly, showing genuine game knowledge despite his self-described slow pace.
• Sigward_f privately asked samboyd to let WEIDO344 join their Island group before Sigward's death. samboyd said "i would say yes but we should hold a vote in the group chat." The vote was never held.
• After his death, sciencekitty121 privately told WEIDO344 "im willie btw" and "and onestarnotip" and "and meatyman" — revealing that WillieLayer_, OneStarNoTip, and Meatyman121 were all alt accounts of sciencekitty121/JimmyyJohn. This means WEIDO344's heartfelt fishing recruitment pitch to WillieLayer_ was unknowingly directed at a player with multiple identities on the server.