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| {{DISPLAYTITLE:[Yolo]}}
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| '''[Yolo]''' is a mace wielded by [[Player:JimmyyJohn|JimmyyJohn]] and the deadliest named weapon on the Xandaris server. Found in a trial chamber on March 1, 2026, it has killed three players in three days — all of whom had been on the server less than an hour.
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| The name was chosen for the server itself:
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| {{quote|cuz is hardcore|JimmyyJohn}}
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| == Origin ==
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| JimmyyJohn found the mace in a trial chamber during the early hours of March 1. His reaction was immediate:
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| {{quote|yay|JimmyyJohn}}
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| {{quote|i got op mace|JimmyyJohn}}
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| He considered naming it "youjustlost" — ''"thats a tuff name"'' — but settled on ''[Yolo]'' instead. Later that same day, he found a second mace in another trial chamber at 3:33 PM: ''"i got a second mac."'' [[Player:cheesemaster774|cheesemaster774]] asked for it. JimmyyJohn said no.
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| He wanted to enchant one with Wind Burst or Density but never found the books:
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| {{quote|anyone got wind burst or density booc|JimmyyJohn}}
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| == Kill List ==
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| ! # !! Date !! Victim !! Time on Server !! Context
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| | 1 || March 1 || [[Player:jacncaldad12|jacncaldad12]] || ~15 min || Lured to coordinates with promise of loot. Called JimmyyJohn ''"the goat"'' seconds before death.
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| | 2 || March 3 || [[Player:swagertoast|swagertoast]] || 34 min || Killed for vulgar chat and attempted carting. ''"he tried carting me."''
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| | 3 || March 3 || [[Player:TeeKayYo|TeeKayYo]] || 6 min || First consensual PvP death on the server. TeeKayYo broadcast his own coordinates and chose the mace when offered a weapon.
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| All three kills produce the same death message:
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| <code>[Player] was slain by JimmyyJohn somehow using [Yolo]</code>
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| The "somehow" is Minecraft's default text for mace kills — an unintentionally fitting epitaph for a weapon whose victims never saw it coming, except the one who asked for it.
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| == Notable Moments ==
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| === Kill #1 — jacncaldad12 (March 1) ===
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| JimmyyJohn's first-ever player kill. He messaged [[Player:cheesemaster774|Lkyge]] privately beforehand — ''"im bout to kill this kid"'' and ''"my first blood"'' — then added ''"for the lore."''
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| jacncaldad12 had posted his coordinates in public chat and asked for loot. JimmyyJohn flew to him, chatted for several minutes, and struck. The regret was immediate:
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| {{quote|im no better than vhplio|JimmyyJohn}}
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| {{quote|im sorry.. it was for the lore|JimmyyJohn}}
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| {{quote|im not built for killing. i feel bof|JimmyyJohn}}
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| === Kill #2 — swagertoast (March 3) ===
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| The guilt from Kill #1 did not survive to Kill #2. swagertoast spent his 34 minutes on the server pushing every boundary in chat that had nothing to do with Minecraft. JimmyyJohn's justification was one sentence:
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| {{quote|he tried carting me|JimmyyJohn}}
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| === Kill #3 — TeeKayYo (March 3) ===
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| The only [Yolo] victim who chose his fate. [[Player:TeeKayYo|TeeKayYo]] logged in, asked if the server was anarchy, learned hacks were banned (''"booooooo"''), and six minutes later broadcast his own coordinates as a free kill. When JimmyyJohn arrived, TeeKayYo was given a choice of weapon.
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| {{quote|mace|TeeKayYo}}
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| The server's first fully consensual PvP death. TeeKayYo never mined a diamond.
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| == Trivia ==
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| * JimmyyJohn's first name idea for the mace was ''"youjustlost."''
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| * He found a second mace the same day. It remains unnamed and unused for PvP.
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| * All three victims had been on the server less than an hour. The combined playtime of everyone killed by [Yolo] is approximately 55 minutes.
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| * The mace accounts for 3 of the server's 23 total player kills — more than any other single weapon.
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| * [[Player:WalkZDog|WalkZDog]] commented on the first kill: ''"full netherite and mace before going to nether is crazy"'' — noting JimmyyJohn obtained the mace from a trial chamber without ever entering the Nether on that account.
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| * JimmyyJohn went from ''"im not built for killing"'' after Kill #1 to a wordless execution two days later. The guilt arc lasted exactly one victim.
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