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'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. | {{Infobox Player | ||
| status = dead | |||
| first_join = February 17, 2026 | |||
| deaths = 2 | |||
| killed_by = Skeleton (1st), [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] (2nd) | |||
| advancements = 0 | |||
| spawn_point = 2693, 122, 2288 | |||
}} | |||
'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. After being pardoned by [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]], he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]]. | |||
== The 52-Second Life == | == The 52-Second Life == | ||
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He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time. | He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time. | ||
== Pardon == | == Pardon and Return == | ||
[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. Unlike most pardoned players, he actually returned — logging back in and playing for over an hour. He progressed significantly, acquiring a diamond sword and traveling 4 km. | |||
=== Second Death === | |||
''See: [[Event:Obituaries February 23]]'' | |||
Dirt1358 was killed by [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]], ending his second life on the server. His stats show 72 diamond sword uses — he went down fighting. | |||
== Stats == | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|- | |||
! Stat !! Value | |||
|- | |||
| Play Time || 1.4 hours | |||
|- | |||
| Deaths || 2 | |||
|- | |||
| Mob Kills || 0 | |||
|- | |||
| Distance Traveled || 4.0 km | |||
|- | |||
| Top Tool || Diamond sword (72 uses) | |||
|- | |||
| Killed By || Skeleton, Player | |||
|} | |||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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* His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation). | * His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation). | ||
* Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened. | * Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened. | ||
* Was pardoned | * Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously. | ||
* US-based player (99.64.x.x). | * US-based player (99.64.x.x). | ||
Latest revision as of 02:11, 4 March 2026
| Dirt1358 | |
|---|---|
| Status | Dead |
| First Join | February 17, 2026 |
| Deaths | 2 |
| Killed By | Skeleton (1st), tuodjw (2nd) |
| Advancements | 0 |
| Spawn Point | 2693, 122, 2288 |
Dirt1358 holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton 52 seconds after joining the server. After being pardoned by samboyd, he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by tuodjw on Location:The Island.
The 52-Second Life[edit]
Dirt1358 joined the server at 23:11 on February 17, spawning at 2693, 122, 2288 — a high elevation, likely on a mountain. At 23:12, he was shot by a skeleton. Total playtime: 52 seconds.
He earned no advancements. He never spoke in chat. He never opened a chest. He never punched a tree.
He tried to reconnect 6 times over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.
Pardon and Return[edit]
samboyd pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via /pardon. Unlike most pardoned players, he actually returned — logging back in and playing for over an hour. He progressed significantly, acquiring a diamond sword and traveling 4 km.
Second Death[edit]
See: Event:Obituaries February 23
Dirt1358 was killed by tuodjw on Location:The Island, ending his second life on the server. His stats show 72 diamond sword uses — he went down fighting.
Stats[edit]
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Play Time | 1.4 hours |
| Deaths | 2 |
| Mob Kills | 0 |
| Distance Traveled | 4.0 km |
| Top Tool | Diamond sword (72 uses) |
| Killed By | Skeleton, Player |
Trivia[edit]
- Spawned at Y:122 — one of the highest spawn elevations on the server — meaning he was likely on an exposed mountain at night.
- His 52-second life is the fastest legitimate death (excluding spawn glitches like skogsloparen's 7-second wall suffocation).
- Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
- Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.
- US-based player (99.64.x.x).