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'''February 23, 2026''' was the deadliest single day in Xandaris history, with ''' | '''February 23, 2026''' was the deadliest single day in Xandaris history, with '''16 player deaths''' recorded over the course of 21 hours. The carnage began with [[Event:The Murder of Sigward f|the murder of Sigward_f]] just after midnight and continued relentlessly throughout the day and into the night, prompting [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] to declare from Discord: ''"everyone fking died."'' | ||
The majority of victims were new players, many of whom survived less than five minutes on the server before being cut down. Skeletons were the dominant killers, responsible for five of the | The majority of victims were new players, many of whom survived less than five minutes on the server before being cut down. Skeletons were the dominant killers, responsible for five of the sixteen deaths. Only two players — [[Player:Sigward f|Sigward_f]] and [[Player:Xcis|_Xcis_]] — had more than an hour of playtime at the time of death. | ||
== Death Toll == | == Death Toll == | ||
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| 13 || 16:37 || Vilmer1406 || Slain by Zombie || 12 min || 4 | | 13 || 16:37 || Vilmer1406 || Slain by Zombie || 12 min || 4 | ||
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| 14 || 19:40 || NoPerk_ || Blown up by Creeper || 6 min || 0 | |||
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| 15 || 20:29 || LemonClaus || Slain by Spider || <5 min || 0 | |||
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| 16 || 21:15 || AccelEU || Slain by Zombie || 12 min || 14 | |||
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=== BOB1414 vs. Witch (14:29) === | === BOB1414 vs. Witch (14:29) === | ||
BOB1414 managed to kill 7 mobs in under five minutes of playtime before being taken out by a Witch's magic — one of the rarer causes of death on the server. | BOB1414 managed to kill 7 mobs in under five minutes of playtime before being taken out by a Witch's magic — one of the rarer causes of death on the server. | ||
=== NoPerk_'s Last Words (19:40) === | |||
NoPerk_ saw it coming. Seconds before the explosion, they typed ''"the creepers gonna kill me"'' followed by ''"help"'' — then the Creeper detonated. [[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]] offered a concise eulogy: ''"well that sucks."'' | |||
=== LemonClaus — Seven Seconds Too Late (20:29) === | |||
Perhaps the most tragic death of the day. LemonClaus had been in chat warning that they were in trouble — ''"i gotta be super careful,"'' they wrote, ''"i'm already at 4.5 hearts"'' and ''"i spawned in the worst place possible."'' lionclad_ offered life-saving advice: ''"lemon just leave and then rejoin when its daytime."'' Seven seconds later, a Spider killed LemonClaus before they could log out. | |||
== Statistics == | == Statistics == | ||
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| PvP (player kill) || 2 | | PvP (player kill) || 2 | ||
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| Slain by Zombie || | | Slain by Zombie || 2 | ||
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| Slain by Drowned || 1 | | Slain by Drowned || 1 | ||
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| Killed by Witch || 1 | | Killed by Witch || 1 | ||
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| Blown up by Creeper || 1 | |||
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| Slain by Spider || 1 | |||
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=== Other Numbers === | === Other Numbers === | ||
* '''Total deaths:''' | * '''Total deaths:''' 16 | ||
* '''Unique killers (PvP):''' 2 ([[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]], [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]]) | * '''Unique killers (PvP):''' 2 ([[Player:vphlIo|vphlIo]], [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]]) | ||
* '''First-session deaths:''' | * '''First-session deaths:''' 10 out of 16 (63%) | ||
* '''Average playtime of victims:''' | * '''Average playtime of victims:''' 3.9 hours (median: <5 minutes) | ||
* '''Most experienced victim:''' [[Player:Sigward f|Sigward_f]] (50.4 hours) | * '''Most experienced victim:''' [[Player:Sigward f|Sigward_f]] (50.4 hours) | ||
* '''Deaths before dawn (00:00–06:00):''' 8 | * '''Deaths before dawn (00:00–06:00):''' 8 | ||
* '''Deaths after dawn (06:00–17:00):''' 5 | * '''Deaths after dawn (06:00–17:00):''' 5 | ||
* '''Deaths after dark (17:00–00:00):''' 3 | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 22:53, 23 February 2026
February 23, 2026 was the deadliest single day in Xandaris history, with 16 player deaths recorded over the course of 21 hours. The carnage began with the murder of Sigward_f just after midnight and continued relentlessly throughout the day and into the night, prompting samboyd to declare from Discord: "everyone fking died."
The majority of victims were new players, many of whom survived less than five minutes on the server before being cut down. Skeletons were the dominant killers, responsible for five of the sixteen deaths. Only two players — Sigward_f and _Xcis_ — had more than an hour of playtime at the time of death.
Death Toll
| # | Time (UTC) | Player | Cause of Death | Playtime | Mob Kills |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 00:15 | Sigward_f | Slain by vphlIo (Netherite Sword) | 50.4 hrs | 161 |
| 2 | 01:14 | Dirt1358 | Slain by tuodjw (Netherite Sword) | 1.4 hrs | 0 |
| 3 | 01:45 | TugMachain2 | Shot by Skeleton | <5 min | 0 |
| 4 | 02:09 | ThatoneMikey | Shot by Skeleton | 18 min | 15 |
| 5 | 02:47 | Biobonsai | Shot by Skeleton | <5 min | 0 |
| 6 | 02:56 | hatmatwho | Fell from a high place | <5 min | 0 |
| 7 | 05:56 | COOLESTSTUFF | Shot by Skeleton | <5 min | 0 |
| 8 | 06:15 | xyii_mauri02 | Slain by Drowned | 24 min | 18 |
| 9 | 07:04 | PaperWater1 | Shot by Skeleton | <5 min | 1 |
| 10 | 12:43 | _Xcis_ | Fell from a high place | 9.2 hrs | 240 |
| 11 | 14:29 | BOB1414 | Killed by Witch (magic) | <5 min | 7 |
| 12 | 15:11 | Fittsaft69 | Fell from a high place | <5 min | 0 |
| 13 | 16:37 | Vilmer1406 | Slain by Zombie | 12 min | 4 |
| 14 | 19:40 | NoPerk_ | Blown up by Creeper | 6 min | 0 |
| 15 | 20:29 | LemonClaus | Slain by Spider | <5 min | 0 |
| 16 | 21:15 | AccelEU | Slain by Zombie | 12 min | 14 |
Notable Deaths
The Murder of Sigward_f (00:15)
Main article: The Murder of Sigward_f
The day's first death was also its most dramatic. Sigward_f, a veteran with over 50 hours of playtime and 161 mob kills, was executed by vphlIo with a Netherite Sword after a dispute over stolen player heads. vphlIo counted down from four in chat before delivering the killing blow. The server reacted with shock — "oh nah," "rip bozo," "noooo" — while vphlIo defended the killing as necessary to maintain order on the Island: "If I like something I care about be taken so easily who would take me serious."
Sigward_f had 9 total deaths across 80 sessions, making this the end of a long and eventful run.
The PvP Double Feature (00:15 – 01:14)
Within an hour of Sigward_f's murder, Dirt1358 was also killed by tuodjw with a Netherite Sword. Dirt1358 had only 1.4 hours of playtime and zero mob kills — a far less experienced player caught in the night's violence.
The Skeleton Reign (01:45 – 07:04)
Five players fell to Skeleton arrows throughout the day. TugMachain2, Biobonsai, COOLESTSTUFF, and PaperWater1 were all first-session players with less than five minutes of playtime each — spawning into the world only to be immediately sniped. ThatoneMikey lasted slightly longer at 18 minutes with 15 mob kills to his name, but ultimately met the same fate.
_Xcis_ Falls (12:43)
_Xcis_ was the day's most experienced casualty after Sigward_f, with 9.2 hours of playtime and an impressive 240 mob kills across 28 sessions. Despite this experience, a fall from a high place ended it all. This was _Xcis_'s third death overall.
BOB1414 vs. Witch (14:29)
BOB1414 managed to kill 7 mobs in under five minutes of playtime before being taken out by a Witch's magic — one of the rarer causes of death on the server.
NoPerk_'s Last Words (19:40)
NoPerk_ saw it coming. Seconds before the explosion, they typed "the creepers gonna kill me" followed by "help" — then the Creeper detonated. vphlIo offered a concise eulogy: "well that sucks."
LemonClaus — Seven Seconds Too Late (20:29)
Perhaps the most tragic death of the day. LemonClaus had been in chat warning that they were in trouble — "i gotta be super careful," they wrote, "i'm already at 4.5 hearts" and "i spawned in the worst place possible." lionclad_ offered life-saving advice: "lemon just leave and then rejoin when its daytime." Seven seconds later, a Spider killed LemonClaus before they could log out.
Statistics
Deaths by Cause
| Cause | Count |
|---|---|
| Shot by Skeleton | 5 |
| Fell from a high place | 3 |
| PvP (player kill) | 2 |
| Slain by Zombie | 2 |
| Slain by Drowned | 1 |
| Killed by Witch | 1 |
| Blown up by Creeper | 1 |
| Slain by Spider | 1 |
Other Numbers
- Total deaths: 16
- Unique killers (PvP): 2 (vphlIo, tuodjw)
- First-session deaths: 10 out of 16 (63%)
- Average playtime of victims: 3.9 hours (median: <5 minutes)
- Most experienced victim: Sigward_f (50.4 hours)
- Deaths before dawn (00:00–06:00): 8
- Deaths after dawn (06:00–17:00): 5
- Deaths after dark (17:00–00:00): 3