Player:Dirt1358: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 19:22, 1 March 2026

Dirt1358 holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton 52 seconds after joining the server. After being pardoned by samboyd, he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by tuodjw on Location:The Island.

Overview

Dirt1358
Status	Dead
First Join	February 17, 2026
Deaths	2
Killed By	Skeleton (1st), tuodjw (2nd)
Advancements	0
Spawn Point	2693, 122, 2288

The 52-Second Life

Dirt1358 joined the server at 23:11 on February 17, spawning at 2693, 122, 2288 — a high elevation, likely on a mountain. At 23:12, he was shot by a skeleton. Total playtime: 52 seconds.

He earned no advancements. He never spoke in chat. He never opened a chest. He never punched a tree.

He tried to reconnect 6 times over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.

Pardon and Return

samboyd pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via /pardon. Unlike most pardoned players, he actually returned — logging back in and playing for over an hour. He progressed significantly, acquiring a diamond sword and traveling 4 km.

Second Death

See: Event:Obituaries February 23

Dirt1358 was killed by tuodjw on Location:The Island, ending his second life on the server. His stats show 72 diamond sword uses — he went down fighting.

Stats

Stat	Value
Play Time	1.4 hours
Deaths	2
Mob Kills	0
Distance Traveled	4.0 km
Top Tool	Diamond sword (72 uses)
Killed By	Skeleton, Player

Trivia

Spawned at Y:122 — one of the highest spawn elevations on the server — meaning he was likely on an exposed mountain at night.
His 52-second life is the fastest legitimate death (excluding spawn glitches like skogsloparen's 7-second wall suffocation).
Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.
US-based player (99.64.x.x).

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 {{DISPLAYTITLE:Dirt1358}}
-'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. He earned zero advancements, said zero words in chat, and opened zero chests. He was pardoned but has never returned.
+'''Dirt1358''' holds the record for the fastest legitimate death on Xandaris — shot by a skeleton '''52 seconds''' after joining the server. After being pardoned by [[Player:samboyd|samboyd]], he returned and played for over an hour before being killed by [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]].
 == Overview ==
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 ! colspan="2" | Dirt1358
 |-
-| '''Status''' || {{color|green|Alive}} (pardoned, inactive)
+| '''Status''' || {{color|red|Dead}}
 |-
 | '''First Join''' || February 17, 2026
 |-
-| '''Deaths''' || 1
+| '''Deaths''' || 2
 |-
-| '''Killed By''' || Skeleton (52 seconds after joining)
+| '''Killed By''' || Skeleton (1st), [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] (2nd)
 |-
 | '''Advancements''' || 0
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 He tried to reconnect '''6 times''' over the next 10 minutes, receiving "Game Over!" each time.
-== Pardon ==
+== Pardon and Return ==
-[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. He has '''not logged back in since''' — possibly discouraged by the instant death experience.
+[[Player:samboyd|samboyd]] pardoned Dirt1358 at 01:21 via <code>/pardon</code>. Unlike most pardoned players, he actually returned — logging back in and playing for over an hour. He progressed significantly, acquiring a diamond sword and traveling 4 km.
+=== Second Death ===
+''See: [[Event:Obituaries February 23]]''
+Dirt1358 was killed by [[Player:tuodjw|tuodjw]] on [[Location:The Island]], ending his second life on the server. His stats show 72 diamond sword uses — he went down fighting.
 == Stats ==
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 * His 52-second life is the fastest ''legitimate'' death (excluding spawn glitches like [[Player:skogsloparen|skogsloparen]]'s 7-second wall suffocation).
 * Has the unique distinction of 0 advancements, 0 chat messages, 0 chests opened.
-* Was pardoned but never came back — one of the server's "one and done" players.
+* Was pardoned and did return — one of the few pardoned players to come back and play seriously.
 * US-based player (99.64.x.x).
 [[Category:Players]]
-[[Category:Alive Players]]
+[[Category:Dead Players]]