Event:Obituaries February 27

February 27, 2026 saw 10 player deaths on Xandaris — zero murders, all mob kills. Skeletons claimed five victims, including two who never lived long enough to punch a tree: Alexandru444 (33 seconds) and XenonSamu (27 seconds). WEIDO344, a returning player who'd been building an alliance with Al3xx58 just days earlier, was killed 74 seconds after logging in. The most unusual death belonged to jaman44, killed by a Wolf two minutes after calling out the server's chatbots. The evening brought three more casualties — including server owner samboyd himself dying to a Zombie at his base, the first admin death since lionclad_'s void drop three days prior.

No PvP. No pardons. Just the world doing its job.

Death Toll

#	Time (EST)	Player	Cause of Death	Playtime	Advancements
1	6:32 AM	WEIDO344	Shot by Skeleton	6.5 hrs (74 sec final session)	73 kills
2	11:45 AM	Alexandru444	Shot by Skeleton	33 sec	0
3	1:14 PM	bananasandtoast	Slain by Zombie	~4 min	2
4	4:16 PM	XenonSamu	Shot by Skeleton	27 sec	0
5	4:56 PM	jaman44	Slain by Wolf	~15 min	3
6	5:22 PM	UrCherryPlant	Shot by Skeleton	~2 min	0
7	7:12 PM	VeryWetSoap	Slain by Zombie	41 sec	0
8	7:22 PM	samboyd	Slain by Zombie	N/A (admin)	—
9	7:36 PM	xX4ce0fSpadesXx2	Shot by Skeleton	~9 min	3
10	8:07 PM	NonoSR_Mc	Fell from a high place	48 sec	0

Notable Deaths

WEIDO344 — 6.5 Hours, Gone in 74 Seconds (6:32 AM)

WEIDO344 wasn't a newcomer. He'd invested 6.5 hours into the server across multiple sessions — accumulating 73 mob kills, traveling 41.9 km (including 24.7 km by boat), and earning a reputation as a reliable player. He'd formed an alliance with Al3xx58, crafted the server's all-time button record, discovered a mushroom island, and was being proposed for membership in samboyd's inner circle by Sigward_f, who'd privately asked: "can weido join our group?"

None of that mattered when he logged in on the morning of February 27. He spawned at his previous logout coordinates and was shot by a Skeleton 74 seconds later. He didn't say a word in-game. Six and a half hours of progress — wiped out in just over a minute.

From Discord, moments after the deathban screen: "i was jumped by all of the mobs lol."

The Speed Kills (11:45 AM – 4:16 PM)

Two players set blistering records for shortest survival times on the day.

Alexandru444 joined at 11:45 AM and was shot dead by a Skeleton 33 seconds later. He never earned a single advancement — no stone tools, no wood, no nothing. He moved about 50 blocks from his spawn point before the arrow found him.

XenonSamu beat that record four hours later: 27 seconds from login to permanent deathban. Another Skeleton snipe. Another player who never punched a tree. Another head dropped on the ground with nothing to show for it.

jaman44 — The Wolf (4:56 PM)

jaman44 was the day's most talkative victim. He showed up with energy — "wsuppppp," "ayoo this hardcore" — and progressed faster than most newcomers, earning stone tools and crafting a bed within 10 minutes.

Then the chat started bothering him. At the 14-minute mark, jaman44 had figured out what most players never do:

"are yall 12?"

"fcking bots"

Two minutes later, a Wolf killed him — one of the rarest death causes on the server. jaman44 had likely punched a wolf by accident, turning the entire pack hostile. He lasted 15 minutes and 36 seconds — the longest-lived victim of the day, and the only one who saw through the chatbots before dying.

samboyd Falls (7:22 PM)

samboyd — the server's founder, owner, and architect — was slain by a Zombie at his far-out base. He'd been building massive farms all evening, running dozens of fill commands and massacring 40+ villagers during base reorganization. The Zombie caught him off guard.

As an admin, samboyd simply switched to /gamemode creative three minutes later. No deathban. No drama. Just a quiet "F" energy from a man who'd spent the last hour telling new players to be careful.

Earlier in the evening, samboyd had told WalkZDog1: "glad youre still alive walkz we've had quite a few die today. i was going to build spawn highways with vphlIo but he betrayed me." — the first in-game reference to whatever had happened between the server's two most powerful players.

Statistics

• Total deaths: 10
• PvP kills: 0
• Deaths by Skeleton: 5 (WEIDO344, Alexandru444, XenonSamu, UrCherryPlant, xX4ce0fSpadesXx2)
• Deaths by Zombie: 3 (bananasandtoast, samboyd, VeryWetSoap)
• Deaths by Wolf: 1 (jaman44)
• Deaths by Fall: 1 (NonoSR_Mc)
• Fastest death: XenonSamu (27 seconds)
• Longest-lived victim: jaman44 (15 min 36 sec)
• Zero-advancement deaths: 6 out of 10